Xavier FINAL(79)
“Thanks for clearing that up for me. Did you learn that in your thirty thousand dollar a year psych one-o-one class?”
She giggled and then covered her mouth.
“Come on Babe give me some more.” I kissed the back of her head.
“Don’t mess with me Xavier, I have three brothers and a black belt in come backs, and that was free.”
I laughed, “Damn Irish, every time you get nasty I get harder and harder. Can you feel the enormous hard on pushing against your back?”
“No but I feel a lump that could possibly be considered an average sized--.”
I rolled her over on her back and pounced on her. “Average my ass.” I pushed against her.
She smiled and then she must have remembered she was mad because her smile turned upside down.
“Five minutes that’s all I ask.”
“Fine.”
“Okay, first of all you know my cock’s not average right?”
“Oh. My. God.”
“That’s what I thought,” I kissed her nose.
She closed her eyes and shook her head.
“You were right--.”
“Remember that,” she tried not to smile when she said that.
“Angel does work at a bank. Her parents seem to be going through some financial shit.”
“Great detective work.”
“If you don’t shut it off for five minutes I’m not gonna give you a treat after you apologize for acting all crazy.”
“Says the lunatic stalker who has me pinned to the bed with his tiny manhood.”
“She and your ex have been doing blow together for a couple years now. He supplies it. She does it and then they--.”
“How can they afford it?”
“He’s a spoiled rich kid who snorts up his allowance and sucks off--.”
“The stupid girl who believed she was--.”
“You’re not a stupid girl. You trusted someone to protect your heart and -- damn I sound like a bitch.”
“Why would you, never mind; I’m tired.”
“Nickie wouldn’t let anything happen to you. She was crying. Maybe I shouldn’t have let her hug me. Said she was in love with him and she--.”
“You let me stand in there as he looked at me with contempt. He loved that you were with Angel. He was reveling in the fact that I had been left by --.”
“I can assure you I dealt with him.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I told him you had upgraded and he better stay the fuck away. Then I punched him.”
“You need to learn how to control that temper.”
“Nah, it’s one of my best assets.”
“Just so you know my mother liked you. After the way you talked to her sons--.”
“She’ll love me.”
“I’m exhausted. You and this thing we’re doing, is exhausting.”
“It’s us. Now say you’re sorry.”
“Fat chance.” She huffed.
“Fine, at least tell me you know I’m not like him.”
She laughed out loud. “No you’re nothing like him. You have sex with…how many people have you had sex with?”
Shit, “I’ve never cheated on anyone.”
“You won’t give me a number?”
“Giving you a number would mean I would actually have to know how many women have been lucky enough to have my dick.”
“What’s the problem, you can’t count that high?”
“Even your Harvard bitch couldn’t count that high.” Her lips turned into a line again. “Sorry.”
“Me too.”
“Yeah?”
She nodded. I felt the weight of the world lift off my shoulders and I closed my eyes and ran my nose against hers.