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the girls? I shouldn’t do that to the girls either. But it’s not even real y working so wel with the girls these days, now is it? Huh, I didn’t think about
them once this weekend…because I couldn’t stop thinking about Caroline. She’s looking at me again…What the hel are we going to talk about the
whole way back to the city? Ryan isn’t even paying attention. Bastard. I told him he needed to help me out…He’s helping himself to a handful of
Mimi. I’m almost sorry Caroline and I worked so hard to push them together. Hmm…Caroline and I…Caroline and me in a hot tub where bikinis are
outlawed…Jesus, wait a minute—yep, now I’ve got a semi…
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Caroline: Why is he twitching like that? Jesus, does he have to pee? Maybe I have to pee. Maybe this would be a good time to suggest a pee
break…Then I can grab Mimi and make sure she knows the reason they’re riding with us is not so they can suck face the whole way, but to run
interference for me with Scared of Tatas over there. Okay, just ask him to pul over at the next gas station. Wow, he real y does have to pee, I guess.
I hope this gas station has Gardetto’s.
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Simon: Thank God she wanted to stop. Now I can adjust without looking like a pervert…oh, who am I kidding? I am a pervert. I’m riding in a car with
a woman who was straddling me last night and just the thought of it makes me hard. Pervert, pervert, pervert. I hope this gas station has Gardetto’s.
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Mimi: Ooh! We’re stopping! I hope this gas station has bubble gum!
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Ryan: Oh, man, we’re stopping already? We’re not going to make it back to the city before dark. Mimi wants me to see her place, and I’m real y
hoping that means walk around naked and let me watch…I hope this gas station has condoms.
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Caroline: Okay, you could have handled that a little better. Mimi suggesting you and Simon split the big bag of Gardetto’s was not that big of a deal.
Am I a little sensitive today? Yes, I suppose I am…But I know for a fact that Simon was checking out my ass as I walked away from the car. Why the
hel is he checking out my ass now? Last night he didn’t even want to peek under my bikini. Is he real y that complicated? Why the hel is he looking
at me? He’s reaching his hand out. Stay stil , Caroline, stay stil …Oh, sesame seed on my chin. Wel , if you weren’t looking at my mouth, Mr. Mixed
Messages, you wouldn’t even have noticed it. You wil never get this sesame seed now, buddy. Damn! Why does this sweater have to smel so
good? I hope he hasn’t noticed me sniffing this sweater the whole way.
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Simon: She’s real y sniffly today. I hope she isn’t catching a cold. We spent so much time outside this weekend…I would hate for her to come down
with something. She just sniffled again. Should I offer her a Kleenex?
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Mimi: Busted, Caroline. I total y knew you were sniffing that sweater.
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Ryan: I wonder if Mimi has any more of that bubble gum? I hope she didn’t notice me buying those condoms. I mean, I don’t want to be
presumptuous. But I definitely want to be under her again sometime very, very soon. Who knew someone so tiny could be so loud…and now I’m
hard.
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Mimi: Ryan Hal …Mimi Reyes Hal …Mimi Hal …Mimi Reyes-Hal …
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Caroline: Okay, Caroline, time to have that difficult conversation—with yourself. Why exactly did you throw yourself at Simon last night? Was it the
wine? Was it the music? The voodoo? Was it the combination of al those things? Okay, okay, no more bul shit. I did it because…because…Fuck, I
need some more Gardetto’s.
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Simon: She’s so pretty. I mean, there’s pretty and then there’s pretty…What a pussy I am. Fuck pretty—she’s beautiful…pussy…And she smel s
good…pussy…Why do some girls just smel better? Some girls smel like flowery, fruity bul shit. I mean, why would some girls want to smel like a
mango? Why should a girl smel like a mango? Maybe if I think the word mango enough I won’t think about pussy anymore. Caroline…mango…
Caroline…pussy… God! And now I’m hard…
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Caroline: He looks like he needs to pee again…He’s drinking too much coffee. He’s had like six cups already from that thermos. That’s funny…He
never has a second cup at home. Why the hel do I know how many cups of coffee he drinks? Face it, Caroline, you know so much about him
because…because…
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Ryan: Dude, we’re stopping again? We are never gonna make it home. My boy is having some serious issues today…I should probably see if he