“Yes, Jubal.”

But Mike continued to stand there. Jubal said, “Something on your mind, son?”

“About what I was seeing in that goddam-noisy-box. You said, ‘All right, go ahead. But come talk to me about it later.’”

“Oh.” Harshaw recalled the broadcast services of the Church of the New Revelation and winced. “Yes, we will talk. But first— Don’t call that thing a goddam noisy box. It is a stereovision receiver. Call it that.”

Mike looked puzzled. “It is not a goddam-noisy-box? I heard you not rightly?”

“You heard me rightly and it is indeed a goddam noisy box. You’ll hear me call it that again. And other things. But you must call it a stereovision receiver.”

“I will call it a ‘stereovision-receiver.’ Why, Jubal? I do not grok.”

Harshaw sighed, with a tired feeling that he had climbed these same stairs too many times. Any conversation with Smith turned up at least one bit of human behavior which could not be justified logically, at least in terms that Smith could understand, and attempts to do so were endlessly time-consuming. “I do not grok it myself, Mike,” he admitted, “but Jill wants you to say it that way.”

“I will do it, Jubal. Jill wants it.”

“Now tell me what you saw and heard in that stereovision receiver—and what you grok of it.”

The conversation that followed was even more lengthy, confused, and rambling than a usual talk with Smith. Mike recalled accurately every word and action he had heard and seen in the babble tank, including all commercials. Since he had almost completed reading the encyclopedia, he had read its article on “Religion,” as well as ones on “Christianity,” “Islam,” “Judaism,” “Confucianism,” “Buddhism,” and many others concerning religion and related subjects. But he had grokked none of this.

Jubal at last got certain ideas clear in his own mind: (a) Mike did not know that the Fosterite service was a religious one; (b) Mike remembered what he had read about religions but had filed such data for future contemplation, having recognized that he did not understand them; (c) in fact, Mike had only the most confused notion of what the word “religion” meant, even though he could quote all nine definitions for same as given in the unabridged dictionary; (d) the Martian language contained no word (and no concept) which Mike was able to equate with any of these nine definitions; (e) the customs which Jubal had described to Duke as Martian “religious ceremonies” were nothing of the sort to Mike; to Mike such matters were as matter-of-fact as grocery markets were to Jubal; (f) it was not possible to express as separate ideas in the Martian tongue the human concepts: “religion,” “philosophy,” and “science”—and, since Mike still thought in Martian even though he now spoke English fluently, it was not yet possible for him to distinguish any one such concept from the other two. All such matters were simply “learnings” which came from the “Old Ones.” Doubt he had never heard of and research was unnecessary (no Martian word for either); the answer to any question should be obtained from the Old Ones, who were omniscient (at least within Mike’s scope) and infallible, whether the subject be tomorrow’s weather or cosmic teleology. (Mike had seen a weather forecast in the babble box and had assumed without question that this was a message from human “Old Ones” being passed around for the benefit of those still corporate. Further inquiry disclosed that he held a similar assumption concerning the authors of the Encyclopedia Britannica.)

But last, and worst to Jubal, causing him baffled consternation, Mike had grokked the Fosterite service as including (among things he had not grokked) an announcement of an impending discorporation of two humans who were about to join the human “Old Ones”—and Mike was tremendously excited at this news. Had he grokked it rightly? Mike knew that his comprehension of English was less than perfect; he continued to make mistakes through his ignorance, being “only an egg.” But had he grokked this correctly? He had been waiting to meet the human “Old Ones,” for he had many questions to ask. Was this an opportunity? Or did he require more learnings from his water brothers before he was ready?

Jubal was saved by the bell. Dorcas arrived with sandwiches and coffee, the household’s usual fair-weather picnic lunch. Jubal ate silently, which suited Smith as his rearing had taught him that eating was a time for contemplation—he had found rather upsetting the chatter that usually took place at the table.

Jubal stretched out his meal while he pondered what to tell Mike—and cursed himself for the folly of having permitted Mike to watch stereo in the first place. Oh, he supposed the boy had to come up against human religions at some point—couldn’t be helped if he was going to spend the rest of his life on this dizzy planet. But, damn it, it would have been better to wait until Mike was more used to the overall cockeyed pattern of human behavior . . . and, in any case, certainly not Fosterites as his first experience!