CHAPTER 1
THE BISHOP’S HANDKERCHIEF
Until now William had taken no interest in his handkerchiefs as toilet accessories. They were greyish (once white) squares useful for blotting ink or carrying frogs or making lifelike rats to divert the long hours of afternoon school, but otherwise he had had no pride or interest in them.
But last week, Ginger (a member of the circle known to themselves as the Outlaws of which William was the leader) had received a handkerchief as a birthday present from an aunt in London. William, on hearing the news, had jeered, but the sight of the handkerchief had silenced him.
It was a large handkerchief, larger than William had conceived it possible for handkerchiefs to be. It was made of silk, and contained all the colours of the rainbow. Round the edge green dragons sported upon a red ground. Ginger displayed it at first deprecatingly, fully prepared for scorn and merriment, and for some moments, the fate of the handkerchief hung in the balance. But there was something about the handkerchief that impressed them.
‘Kinder – funny,’ said Henry critically.
‘Jolly big, isn’t it?’ said Douglas uncertainly.
‘ ’S more like a sheet,’ said William, wavering between scorn and admiration.
Ginger was relieved. At any rate they had taken it seriously. They had not wept tears of mirth over it. That afternoon he drew it out of his pocket with a flourish and airily wiped his nose with it. The next morning Henry appeared with a handkerchief almost exactly like it, and the day after that Douglas had one. William felt his prestige lowered. He – the born leader – was the only one of the select circle who did not possess a coloured silk handkerchief.
That evening he approached his mother.
‘I don’t think white ones is much use,’ he said.
‘Don’t scrape your feet on the carpet, William,’ said his mother placidly. ‘I thought white ones were the only tame kind – not that I think your father will let you have any more. You know what he said when they got all over the floor and bit his finger.’
‘I’m not talkin’ about rats,’ said William. ‘I’m talkin’ about handkerchiefs.’
‘Oh – handkerchiefs! White ones are far the best. They launder properly. They come out a good colour – at least yours don’t, but that’s because you get them so black – but there’s nothing better than white linen.’
‘Pers’nally,’ said William with a judicial air, ‘I think silk’s better than linen an’ white’s so tirin’ to look at. I think a kind of colour’s better for your eyes. My eyes do ache a bit sometimes. I think it’s prob’ly with keep lookin’ at white handkerchiefs.’
‘Don’t be silly, William. I’m not going to buy you silk handkerchiefs to get covered with mud and ink and coal as yours do.’
Mrs Brown calmly cut off her darning wool as she spoke, and took another sock from the pile by her chair. William sighed.
‘Oh, I wouldn’t do those things with a silk one,’ he said earnestly. ‘It’s only because they’re cotton ones I do those things.’
‘Linen,’ corrected Mrs Brown.
‘Linen an’ cotton’s the same,’ said William, ‘it’s not silk. I jus’ want a silk one with colours an’ so on, that’s all. That’s all I want. It’s not much. Just a silk handkerchief with colours. Surely—’
‘I’m not going to buy you another thing, William,’ said Mrs Brown firmly. ‘I had to get you a new suit and new collars only last month, and your overcoat’s dreadful, because you will crawl through the ditch in it—’
William resented this cowardly change of attack.
‘I’m not talkin’ about suits an’ collars an’ overcoats an’ so on,’ he said; ‘I’m talkin’ about handkerchiefs. I simply ask you if—’
‘If you want a silk handkerchief, William,’ said Mrs Brown decisively, ‘you’ll have to buy one.’
‘Well!’ said William, aghast at the unfairness of the remark, ‘Well, jus’ fancy you sayin’ that to me when you know I’ve not got any money, when you know I’m not even going to have any money for years an’ years an’ years.’
‘You shouldn’t have broken the landing window,’ said Mrs Brown.
William was pained and disappointed. He had no illusions about his father and elder brother, but he had expected more feeling and sympathy from his mother.
Determinedly, but not very hopefully, he went to his father, who was reading a newspaper in the library.