Sir Thursday(2)

But it did make a knocking sound – a hollow, sustained noise that Arthur could hear echoing inside the Door with several seconds’ delay, as if the sound had travelled a long way before coming back.

The knock was followed a moment later by a voice Arthur now knew quite well. The Lieutenant Keeper’s speech was deep and slow and solid, but this time strangely distant.

‘One moment, one moment. There is trouble at the crossroads.’

Arthur could see Dame Primus leading a pack of Denizens, already at the foot of the hill. She was hard to miss, being seven-and-a-half feet tall and wearing a long-trained dress of pale-green that fluoresced with shimmers of blue. With her were Monday’s Noon (who used to be Dusk) and a black-clad Denizen he didn’t recognise at first until he realised it was the new Monday’s Dusk (who used to be Noon). Following them was a whole host of clerks, Commissionaire Sergeants, Midnight Visitors, and other Denizens.

‘Arthur!’ shouted Dame Primus as she lifted her skirts and began to climb the hill. ‘Wait! There is something you must know!’

‘Hurry up, hurry up!’ muttered Arthur to the Door. He really didn’t feel like arguing with Dame Primus.

‘I thought you said they were on your side,’ said Leaf. ‘Who’s the tall woman in the cool clothes?’

‘They are on my side,’ said Arthur. ‘That’s Dame Primus. She’s the Will. The first two parts anyway. Probably three parts by now, since the Carp has probably just caught up with her. I guess that would explain the green dress. And she is taller, and her eyes have gotten kind of bulbous –’ ‘Arthur! You should not be here!’

Arthur spun around. The Lieutenant Keeper had emerged from the Front Door. He didn’t look as calm and collected as he usually did. His long white hair was a mess; his blue coat was splashed with mud and a darker blue that might be Denizen blood. Instead of his usual shiny knee boots he was wearing sodden thigh-high waders. His sword was naked in his hand, the blade shimmering with an icy, pale-blue light that hurt Arthur’s eyes and made Leaf look away and shield her face.

‘I shouldn’t be here?’ protested Arthur. ‘I don’t want to be here! Leaf and I need to get home right away.’

The Lieutenant Keeper shook his head and sheathed his sword in a scabbard that appeared out of the air.

‘You cannot return to your world, Arthur.’

‘What?!’

‘You are already there. Or rather, a copy of you is. A Spirit-eater. I wondered when I felt you pass through the Door so swiftly, without a greeting. But whoever sent the Cocigrue had planned its crossing carefully, for I was distracted, both by a sudden influx from the Border Sea and by several unlawful openings.’

‘I don’t understand,’ said Arthur. ‘A copy of me is back in my world? What did you call it?’

‘A Cocigrue, or Spirit-eater.’

‘That doesn’t sound good,’ said Leaf. ‘What does one of those things do?’

‘I cannot stay to talk,’ said the Lieutenant Keeper. ‘There are still unlawful travellers within the Door. Good luck, Arthur!’

Before Arthur could protest, the Denizen had spun back into and through the Door, drawing his sword again. The outline of the sword was shaped by the ironwork decorations before it dissolved into a complex tracery of climbing roses.

Arthur pulled Leaf’s arm as she was once again entranced by the patterns on the door.

‘Oops! Sorry, Arthur. Guess you’ll have to talk to the big tall green woman now.’

‘I guess I will,’ said Arthur grimly. ‘This had better not be a trick she’s set up to keep me here.’

He turned to look back down at Dame Primus and collided with someone who materialised just in front of him, stepping off a fine yellow-and-white-patterned china plate. Both of them fell over, and Arthur instinctively hit out before he realised that the person who’d appeared was his friend Suzy.

‘Ow! Watch it!’

‘Sorry,’ said Arthur.

‘Got here as quick as I could.’ Suzy stood up with a clatter, revealing that the pockets of her long and grimy coat were stuffed with yellow-and-white Transfer Plates. ‘I nicked all the Transfer Plates for Doorstop Hill, but Old Primey’s on her way, so you’d best get through quick –’ Arthur pointed silently down the hill. Suzy stopped talking and looked over her shoulder. Dame Primus and her entourage were only a dozen yards away, the personification of the Will scowling at Suzy.

‘Dame Primus,’ called out Arthur, before the Will could start scolding Suzy or deliver a lecture. ‘I just want to go home for a quick visit and then I’ll come straight back. But there seems to be a problem.’