War had been declared.
Deep in the outer reaches of the star system, the Festival's constructor fleet created structure out of dead mass. The Festival fleet traveled light, packed down into migratory starwisps that disdained the scurrying FTL of merely human clades. When it arrived, fusion pods burned bright as insectile A-life spawned furiously in the frigid depths of the outer system. Once the habitats were complete and moved into orbit around the destination planet, the Festival travelers would emerge from aestivation, ready to trade and listen.
Rochard's World was a backwater colony of the New Republic, itself not exactly the most forwardlooking of post-Diaspora human civilizations. With a limited industrial base to attract trade—limited by statute, as well as by ability—few eyes scanned the heavens for the telltale signatures of visiting ships. Only the spaceport, balanced in ground-synchronous orbit, kept a watch, and that was focused on the inner-system ecliptic. The Festival fleet had dismantled a gas giant moon and three comets, begun work on a second moon, and was preparing to rain telephones from orbit before the Imperial Traffic Control Bureau noticed that anything was amiss.
Moreover, there was considerable confusion at first. The New Republic was, if not part of the core worlds, not far out of it; whereas the Festival's origin lay far outside the light cone of the New Republic's origin, more than a thousand light-years from old anarchist Earth. Although they shared a common ancestry, the New Republic and the Festival had diverged for so many centuries that everything —from their communications protocols to their political economies, by way of their genome—was different. So it was that the Festival orbiters noticed (and ignored) the slow, monochromatic witterings of Imperial Traffic Control. More inexplicably, it did not occur to anybody in the Ducal palace to actually pick up one of the half-melted telephones littering their countryside, and ask, "Who are you and what do you want?" But perhaps this was not so surprising; because by midafternoon Novy Petrograd was in a state of barely controlled civil insurrection.
Burya Rubenstein, the radical journalist, democratic agitator, and sometime political prisoner (living in internal exile on the outskirts of the city, forbidden to return to the father planet—to say nothing of his mistress and sons—for at least another decade) prodded at the silvery artifact on his desk with a finger stained black from the leaky barrel of his pen. "You say these have been falling everywhere?" he stated, ominously quietly.
Marcus Wolff nodded. "All over town. Misha wired me from the back country to say it's happening there, too. The Duke's men are out in force with brooms and sacks, picking them up, but there are too many for them. Other things, too."
"Other things." It wasn't phrased as a question, but Burya's raised eyebrow made his meaning clear.
"Things falling from the skies—and not the usual rain of frogs!" Oleg Timoshevski bounced up and down excitedly, nearly upsetting one of the typecases that sat on the kitchen table beside him, part of the unlicensed printing press that Rubenstein has established on peril of another decade's internal exile. "The things—like a telephone, I think, at least they talk back when you ask them something—all say the same thing; entertain us, educate us, we will give you anything you want in return! And they do! I saw a bicycle fall from the skies with my own eyes! And all because Georgi Pavlovich said he wanted one, and told the machine the story of Roland while he waited."
"I find this hard to believe. Perhaps we should put it to the test?" Burya grinned wolfishly, in a way that reminded Marcus of the old days, when Burya had a fire in his belly, a revolver in his hand, and the ear of ten thousand workers of the Rail-yard Engineering union during the abortive October Uprising twelve years earlier. "Certainly if our mysterious benefactors are happy to trade bicycles for old stories, I wonder what they might be willing to exchange for a general theory of postindustrial political economy?"
"Better dine with the devil with a long, long spoon," warned Marcus.
"Oh, never fear; all I want to do is ask some questions." Rubenstein picked up the telephone and turned it over in his hands, curiously. "Where's the—ah. Here. Machine. Can you hear me?"
"Yes." The voice was faint, oddly accentless, and slightly musical.
"Good. Who are you, where are you from, and what do you want?"
"We are Festival." The three dissidents leaned closer, almost bumping heads over the telephone. "We have traveled many two-hundred-and-fifty-sixes of light-years, visiting many sixteens of inhabited planets. We are seekers of information. We trade."