Republican Party Reptile(66)

King Bob had no choice after that but to make me Captain of the Royal Guards. I accused most all of them of corruption, cheating on their income tax, or violating parking regulations, and had them executed. I replaced them with my own soldiers. Now I’m waiting for my uncle to die. I believe Princess Annie is going to poison him. And then I’ll be king and move out and get a place of my own and buy a four-wheel-drive Jeep.