Misfit(277)
“I know. I’m a lovable motherfucker.”
“You’re awful!”
“I’m just kidding. I love you, too, Bunny. I intend to lay the world at your feet. Whatever you want, it’s yours.”
Unable to stop her tears, Bunny jumped to her feet and skirted the edges of the pontoon. Unprepared for her to launch herself into his arms, Digger reared back. Together, they plunged into the sea, the cool water hitting them and shocking their systems.
“This fate, baby,” he said, kissing her face and carrying her onto the sand. “We supposed to fuck tonight. Not eat.”
Bunny grinned. “You’re right. Who am I to mess with destiny?” she asked, allowing him to bring her into the bura for a long night of hot sex.
“Ashfuck Dig!” CJ called as he skipped into the clubhouse with Outlaw right behind him. The kid ran to Digger and held up his little fist. “I missed you.”
“I missed you, too, kid,” Digger responded, bumping his fist against CJ’s.
“Yo,” Outlaw greeted, taking his seat in his usual spot at the corner table, while CJ climbed into the empty seat closest to his father.
“How the honeymoon went?” Outlaw asked, leaning back.
“Got pussy galore,” Digger said, wondering where he’d be without his beautiful wife. He hadn’t wanted kids or a woman, then he’d found Bunny and his entire outlook changed.
“How the fuck that’s different from all the fucking you and Bunny do anyway?”
Digger sniggered. “Fuck, thank God for girls and their pussies. I’m not too sure where the world would be without the softness of a woman.”
“No-fuckin-where,” Outlaw said. “Most motherfuckers’ cocks was just made for women pussies. Case fuckin’ closed, brother.”
“When I’ma have a cock, ‘Law?”
Outlaw and Digger exchanged looks.
“You already got a cock, boy,” Outlaw answered. “You was born with one.”
“You and MegAnn, too?” He frowned. “Where’s MegAnn’s cock?”
“Girls don’t got a cock, lil dude,” Digger answered, wanting practice for his own kids when the time came to answer these types of questions. “Girls got pussies.”
“Okay,” CJ responded with a nod, grinning.
“Your woman here,” Outlaw announced nodding toward the door.
“Bun-Bun!” CJ cried, scrambling off the seat and barreling to Bunny.
She was so fucking gorgeous in some type of flowy dress that wrapped around her neck and tits with a swirling skirt and geometric print. Digger felt like the luckiest motherfucker alive to have her as his woman and he straightened with pride and love as CJ returned to the table, holding Bunny’s hand.
“She all mine for one more day, kid,” Digger told him.
His little face fell and he released Bunny’s hand. “’Kay.”
Bunny whispered something to CJ, but Digger tuned them out. Instead, he looked at his hand resting on the table and snuck a glance at his dope ass wedding band with skulls and tire tracks. He congratulated himself on how he’d pulled off continuing her biker themed wedding with their jewelry. Even the cut of Bunny’s ring with the black diamonds and a small row of white diamonds, brought to mind black enamel and gleaming chrome.
“Bun-Bun?”
Sitting in a chair, Bunny leaned back so CJ could climb into her lap. “Yes, sweetie?”
“Are you a girl?”
Digger exchanged a look with Outlaw, the conversation from a few minutes ago coming to mind. Prez sighed, looking resigned. Fuck that! Digger wasn’t letting the little motherfucker get him into trouble.
He jumped to his feet just as Bunny opened her mouth to answer. “Uh, let’s get to going, baby,” he told her. “We got to meet with that chick who doing up the nursery.”
“That’s in two hours, Mark,” she said distractedly, still looking at CJ. “You know I’m a girl, bud. Why?”
“Then you got a pussy?”
“WHAT?” Bunny screeched, her mood going from good to outraged in an instant. But she wasn’t outraged with the kid. No. Her glare told him she placed the blame on him.
Well, maybe, Outlaw, too, but they liked their motherfucking peepers, so…
“What is he talking about, Mark?” she demanded, then sniffed and got to her feet. “I’m telling Meggie.”
“Ain’t no fuckin’ need for that, Bunny,” Outlaw said as calm as possible, but Digger swore he saw that motherfucker twitch.
“Yes, there is a need, Outlaw! This is going too far. He’s a little boy. He can’t say pussy. It’s bad enough he calls his penis a cock.”