Misfit(268)
“I see,” the man said tightly, his gaze falling on Bunny. “Well, I’m here for her,” he stressed, removing his hat and throwing it aside.
His hands at his shirt, he ripped it open as the song Closer by Nine Inch Nails blasted from somewhere.
Fee’s mouth dropped open as the police officer-stripper-hot dude went from being completely dressed to nothing but a G-string in a moment. They all shrieked as he pulled Bunny to her feet and danced down her body.
At first, she froze, but then she got into the spirit of it and started dancing along with him.
“Here!” Meggie said, handing out small rolls of cash. When Fee unrolled hers, she found five twenties and five ones.
The guy went to each of them, dancing and grinding. Meggie didn’t dance with him, but she followed his every move as he gyrated around her.
“I want the song from the movie,” Kendall cried, her face flushed with pleasure and happiness. “I gave you all the twenties. Will you take my ones?”
“I’ll take whatever you’d like to give me,” the stripper responded, and Kendall squealed. “What movie are you referring to?”
“Oh, I know!” Bailey cried, breathless from her dancing. A moment later Pony came on and the hot dude grinned.
“I can do that one easily, but only if you dance with me, beautiful.”
Kendall got to her feet. “Oh, I can do that,” she retorted with a smirk, just as un-shy about her dancing as she had been with the naked yoga.
“You’re not keeping him to yourself,” Zoann said, getting into the action and grinding her way to Meggie. “Come on. You had us all fooled.”
“I had you all worried,” she replied, giving in to Zoann and dancing, though she kept a respectable distance between herself and the stripper.
When the song came to a close, they all clapped and whistled.
“I can tell your husband you stayed away,” the man said to Meggie, winking at her.
“Yep.”
Kendall went still. “Are you fucking kidding? Outlaw hired him.”
“No, Christopher let me hire him. We went to Derby’s clubhouse and Christopher introduced me to Jax,” Meggie explained.
“Fuck, who cares?” Zoann said. “What’s important is you got him here.”
Meggie pointed in the direction they’d come. “The stereo is that way, Jax.”
“You got it,” he said, unbothered that he wore only a G-string.
“Oh my God, his ass is…is…” Kendall’s voice trailed off.
“That,” Fee finished on a giggle, whatever that might be.
“First game,” Meggie called over their rowdiness. “We see who has the best stripper moves. I have got a sex toy for the winner.”
“Oooo, me first,” Bunny said.
“No, you were a professional,” Kendall responded. “You’ll win every round.”
Zoann snorted and shook her head.
“It’s true!” Kendall protested.
“What song do you want, Bunny?” Meggie asked, ignoring Kendall’s objections.
“You Can Leave Your Hat On.”
Meggie sent a text and a moment later Jax dragged in a case. When he opened it, he revealed a portable strip pole.
“Yeah, Meggie!” Zoann cheered. “You thought of everything!”
“We’re really losing to Bunny now,” Kendall complained.
“That’s mean,” Bailey said.
“Ignore her, like I am,” Zoann told them as Jax left.
A minute later, Bunny’s requested song came on. Bunny had killer moves. She’d been a stripper in the past, but her graceful movements reminded Fee of a classically trained dancer.
Next, Bailey surprised Fee at her skill as she danced to a song called The Art of Seduction, though she stayed away from the pole. When Zoann asked for Luv Me, Luv Me and climbed the pole, hanging upside down and shaking, they all screamed and hollered.
Seeing her big sister so free and full of fun made Fee determined to follow suit. She wanted American Woman, anxious to try the pole out. She did a credible job, but nothing compared to Zoann.
Meggie shocked them once more, fearless in her moves to the song Pornstar Dancing.
“Fuck Bunny being a stripper,” Kendall breathed. “You’re one.”
“Not,” Zoann said, draining her third glass of jungle juice. “She’s married to Christopher.”
“What she said,” Meggie answered with a giggle.
“My turn.” Kendall went up to Meggie and whispered in her ear.
A blank look crossed Meggie’s face before she released peals of laughter. Kendall grinned, too.
When she grabbed the pole and the music blasted through, Fee understood.
Kendall’s song? Buckcherry’s Crazy Bitch.