Here Be Sexist Vampires(118)

A wicked, crooked smile formed on her face. “If I do say no…will you strap me to the bed for longer than a month?”

My smile mirrored hers. “You’ll leave me no choice but to have to. And then, of course, I’ll have to spank your ass, bite your nipples, and tease your clit with my tongue until you change your mind.”

“Then the answer is definitely a resounding no.”

“Note that I’ll also be giving it to you up the -”

“Bro, we can hear you over here,” whined Evan. “Those are visuals I could live without.”

I sighed while Sam giggled. “Come on, time to go to my apartment and get started on that spanking.”

The second we arrived at my apartment she smirked. “You’ll have to catch me first.”

And then the insane bitch turned back into Houdini.