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NOW … during the events of star wars: return of the Jedi live ones are worth more than the dead ones.
That was the general rule of digital appendage for bounty hunters. Dengar hardly had to remind himself of it as he scanned the bleak and eye-stinging bright wastes of the Dune Sea. Right now he’d spotted a lot more dead things than living, which all added up to a big zero for his own credit accounts. I’d have done better, he told himself, getting off this miserable planet. Tatooine had never been any luckier for him than it’d been for any other sentient creature. Some worlds were like that.
His luck wasn’t as bad as some others’ had been-Dengar had to admit that. Especially when, as his plastoid-sheathed boots had trudged up another sloping flank of sand, a gloved fist had seized on his ankle, toppling him heavily onto his shoulder.
“What the-” His surprised outcry vanished echoless across the dunes as he rolled onto his back, scrabbling his blaster from its holster. He held his fire, seeing now just what it was that had grabbed on to him. His fall had pulled a hand and arm free from the drifting sands that formed the shallow grave for one of Jabba the Hurt’s personal corps of bodyguards. Some reflex wired into the dead warrior’s battle-glove had snapped the dead hand tight as a womp-rat trap.
Dengar reholstered his blaster, then sat up and began peeling the fingers away from his boot. “You should’ve stayed out of it,” he said aloud. The Dune Sea’s scouring wind revealed the corpse’s empty eye sockets. “Like I did.” Getting into other creatures’ fights was always a bad
idea. A whole batch of the galaxy’s toughest mercenaries, bounty hunters included, had gone down with the wreckage of Jabba the Hutt’s sail barge. If they’d been as smart as they’d been tough, Dengar himself wouldn’t have been out here right now, searching for their weapons and military gear and any other salvageable debris.
He got his boot free and stood up. “Better luck next time,” he told the dead man.
His advice was too late to do that one any good. In his own memory bank, Dengar filed away the image of the corpse, with its clawing fingers and mouth full of sand, as further proof of what he’d already known: The guy who comes along after the battle’s over is the one who cleans up.
In more ways than one. He stood at the top of the dune, shielding his eyes from the glare of Tatooine’s double suns, and scanned across the wide declivity in front of him. The forms of other warriors and bodyguards, sprawled across the rocky wastes or half-buried like the one left a few meters behind, showed that he’d found the still and silent epicenter of all that fatal action he had so wisely avoided.
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evidence: Bits and pieces of debris,
the wreckage of the repulsorlift sail barge that had served as Jabba’s floating throne room, lay scattered across the farther dunes. Scraps of the canopy that had shaded Jabba’s massive bulk from the midday suns now fluttered in the scalding breezes, blaster fire and the impact of the crash having torn the expensive Sorderian weftfabric to
rags. Dengar could see a few more of Jabba’s bodyguards, facedown on the hot sand, their weapons stolen by scavenging Jawas. They wouldn’t be fighting anymore to protect their boss’s wobbling bulk. Even in this desiccating heat, Dengar could smell the sickly aftermath of death. It wasn’t unfamiliar to him-he’d been working as a bounty hunter and general-purpose mercenary long enough to get used to it-but the other scent he’d hoped to catch, that of profit, was still missing. He started down the slope of the dune toward the distant wreckage.
There was no sign of Jabba’s corpse, once Dengar reached the spot. That didn’t surprise him as he used a broken-shanked scythe-staff to poke around the rubble. Soon after the battle, he’d seen a Huttese transport lifting into the sky; that’d been what had guided him to this remote spot. The ship undoubtedly had had Jabba’s body aboard. Hutts might be greedy, credit-hungry slugs-a trait Dengar actually admired in them-but they did have a certain feeling toward the members of their own species. Kill one, he knew, and you were in deep nerf waste. It wasn’t sentimentality on the part of the other Hutts, so much as a wound to their notorious megalomania, mixed with a practical self-interest.
So much for Luke Skywalker and the rest of them, thought Dengar as the point of the staff revealed sticky and distasteful evidence of Jabba’s death. As if that little band of Rebels didn’t have enough trouble, with the whole Empire gunning for them; now they’d have the late Jabba’s extended clan after them as well. Dengar shook his head-he would’ve thought that Skywalker and his pal Han Solo would have, at the least, an appreciation of the Hutt capacity for bearing grudges.