Best Women's Erotica(32)

But I didn’t. What I said was, “Is it gay if it’s a threesome? You know, a girl sandwich?” I reached over and took gentle hold of his wrist at the same time, moving it in a circle so that he’d keep stirring.

“Hm, no, I guess not,” he said.

We didn’t wait for Friday. That night we downloaded a two-guys-one-girl video.

The following week, I charged a dildo on the one credit card I had that wasn’t maxed out, and started playing with it while Peter was at work. In particular I started using it on my ass. That almost derailed the whole experiment right there because, holy crap, why didn’t anyone tell me what an intense orgasm can be had from anal penetration? I guess I figured those porn girls were just faking it so they could get the higher pay. Wrong. But instead of telling Peter we should switch to anal sex, I stuck to the plan, and the next time we had sex, I put the dildo into my ass while Peter was fucking me….

It wasn’t an instant orgasm for both of us, but it was pretty damn close.

So this was how the following Friday we ended up canceling our gaming group to meet a guy we had found through Craigslist. Let’s call the guy “Dick.” The phone conversation went something like this:





Peter: Yeah, so, hi, I thought we should talk about getting together.

Dick: A threesome right? You and your girlfriend? How long you been together?

Peter: Ten years. Actually, this is kind of almost our anniversary.

Me (in the background, with my hand over the phone): Why are you telling him that?

Dick: No kidding? That’s cool. I’m like, not looking for a relationship myself right now.

Peter: That’s okay. We’re not like trying to form a group marriage or something. Just a fun fling, you know?

Dick: So long as we’re using condoms, I’m good with it.

Peter: Of course. I wouldn’t let you assfuck her without one.

Dick: Is she the only one getting assfucked?

Peter: Yeah.

Dick: That’s cool. You want to meet me at a hotel I know? No muss, no fuss.





So we went to this hotel, pretty nice place actually, since I was all for not having to wash the sheets, and if the guy didn’t actually come to our place I felt like we were less likely to get cased for a robbery or something. We went up to the room, and Dick had a case of beer and some snacks laid out on the dresser. He was a looker—crew cut, big biceps and a big bulge in his jeans.

He sat on the edge of the bed and leaned back in what I think was supposed to be an alluring pose and asked, “So what do you folks like to do to get in the mood?”

“Oh,” I said right away. “We watch porn.”

“Awesome.” The next thing I knew, we had an adult film playing on the TV, and I had a guy on either side of me sucking on my nipples. Okay, so maybe all foreplay isn’t pointless. Plus, it was a threesome flick, so it was very easy when it got to a position that looked doable for me to say, “That. I want to do that.”

Dick coaxed Peter to the edge of the bed so that his feet were on the floor and then invited me to hop on. I straddled Peter. I should mention at this point, because he’ll be cranky if I don’t, that Peter has a big one. And it always feels bigger to me when I’m on top.

Peter said, “Fuck, yeah.”

Dick came around the back then, telling Peter to spread his legs apart more, which made my ass nice and inviting. Dick lubed up my ass then and finger-fucked me for a while, and Peter groaned. Later he told me it was like the guy was running his finger up and down Peter’s cock…but inside me.

I told him when I thought I was ready. Dick was bigger than the dildo I’d been using, but I was so horny by that point I didn’t think it would matter. And ultimately, it didn’t, though when he put those first couple of inches in I nearly told him to take it out again and forget the whole plan. But then I felt Peter inside me literally twitching, and…

Fuck, yeah.

It took a little time, but once Dick got all the way in and started a long, slow fuck, I was pretty much in heaven. Peter didn’t really have to move, just stay where he was, filling me up. He wasn’t wearing a condom; we haven’t bothered with those between us since before we moved in together and I got an implant. Dick slid in and out, in and out, getting gradually faster.

“Can you really come just from assfucking?” Dick asked at one point, though because he was nibbling on my sweaty shoulder at the time it came out more like, “Kenya Regal Clone Justice Assfucking?”

I opened my mouth but Peter interrupted, “Holy shit, slow down or you’re going to make me come first.”

“No! Don’t you dare,” I said, clawing at Peter’s collarbone.