“I’ll try.”
Zandor ran up next to me and laughed. “Class not trash man.”
“Should I call Tara and let her know I’ll be late?” Cyrus was behind us now.
“Fuck that. I’m gonna go home and bury my dick in Irish.”
“Thank God.”
We walked in and looked around. I grabbed a pamphlet and looked at it while my brothers looked around.
I looked up when I saw three dudes looking at me and whispering. A girl walked out of the back and up to the desk. “Can I help you?”
“I was looking at the--,” I cleared my throat and coughed. “Bullshit, I mean pamphlet. I was looking over your services and didn’t see Prince Albert. Do you do them?”
Jase chuckled and Zandor whispered, “Here we go.”
“If it’s not on there then no we don’t.”
“Do you know what it is?”
“Yes we do. We just don’t have anyone that specializes in that yet.”
“Oh I see. Well you pierce cocks right?”
“We do penis piercing yes.” She was growing sick of my shit I could tell.
“That leaves us out Bro’s.” I laughed.
“Oh I’m sorry to hear that none of you have a penis?” She snickered.
Jase was beside me in two seconds and he winked at me.
“What he’s saying Miss?” She started to answer and he laughed, “Oh never mind not like it matters. We don’t have penis’s we have cocks. Big--.”
“Huge,” I corrected him.
“Enormous,” Zandor walked up.
“Fucking perfect,” Cyrus chuckled.
“We came to be neighborly. Shit you forgot the lasagna man. We should do something else nice then.” Jase gave me that look.
“Hell yeah we should.”
We both unzipped at the same time and pulled out our cocks. “This is a Prince Albert. No one who does this shit for real calls it a penis piercing.”
“Call the cops.” One of the guys came up to the counter.
“You’re offended by our dicks but you’re gonna play like you know your shit?”
“You four leave or I’m calling the cops.”
“We got the number if you need it,” I laughed as I pushed myself back in my pants.
“Great guys.” Cyrus laughed. “I got the number right here.”
“Let’s go.” Jase zipped up.
“Nice to meet you. You need anything; nah fuck it. Call someone who gives a fuck.” Zandor laughed.
We walked out, all of us laughing.
“Fuck I missed you assholes.”
“Of course you did,” Zandor threw his arm around me. “I still wanna see if your girl’s tits are as big as my balls.”
“Okay, you I didn’t miss.”
~
We spent four hours at the shop trying to convince Kat and Ricco that things would still be just fine. They talked about relocating and the four of us all agreed that we don’t run from shit. We stand tall and proud of what we have created together.
The four of us also realized how much we miss this place and after a few beers decided we would spend at least five hours a week here. Jase was in rare form too. I hadn’t seen him let loose in forever and he sure as hell did today.
When we got in the car he called Carly.
“Wife, prepare yourself. I’m about to reacquaint you with a screaming orgasm.” He stopped talking and then whispered, “Multiple.” He listened again. “Yes a little oral.” He groaned and hung his head. “Half an hour.” He sat back. “Awe for fuck sake’s Carly just have your naked ass in bed when I get there.” He laughed. “If I hear any more out of you I’ll gage you, see you soon baby.”
“You sure you remember how?” Zandor laughed.