“Honey,” Lizzy said, taking the bottle of polish from my hand and propping my foot on her lap so she could take over painting. “You could have come by the salon. I’d have done you for free.”
Savannah let out a chuckle. “Kinky. I like it. But if you don’t record that for Trevor, he might die of disappointment.”
Laughing off Savannah’s comment, I turned back to Liz. “No offense, sweetie. But the salon’s the last place I want to be on my day off.”
“Understandable.” She moved my foot off her lap, grabbed hold of the other and got to work on it.
“Sooooo,” I dragged out, looking around at the women filling the living room. “To what do I owe the surprise visit? In the middle of the day. On a Wednesday.” Didn’t these people work?
“Ah, yes,” Lizzy said with a laugh. “You’ve never experienced this particular benefit of being part of our gang.”
“And what benefit is that?”
“The benefit of having a key to everyone’s house,” Stacia said with a laugh.
Oh, yes, I recalled Savannah and Emmy telling me it was something I’d get used to the night we staged Trevor and Lizzy’s intervention.
“So you decided to stage a B&E to, what, raid his fridge?”
“Actually,” Mickey leaned in close, her face a mask of seriousness. “We have something we really need to talk to you about.” I had no idea what they needed to talk about, but by their somber expressions, I was a little concerned. What if they didn’t think I was good enough for Brett? What if they came here to tell me to leave their friend alone? Could I walk away from him if that’s what they all wanted me to do? I knew the answer to that. No way in hell. I’d just have to prove to them I was deserving of his love.
“What do you need to talk about?” I asked them quietly.
Savannah leaned close, resting her elbows on her knees. “We need to know, how big is he?”
Huh?
“What?”
“Brett,” she said simply. “How big is he?”
My eyes bounced from one woman to another. “Sorry, guys, I’m not following.”
Stacia spoke up. “Look, each one of us has been with one of the guys in our group. So we’re able to report back to each other what each dude is packing. For instance, Gavin’s a good eight inches and curves a little to the left.”
“Ben’s turns kinda purple when he’s close,” Mickey said. “I’m talkin’, it actually looks kind of angry when he needs to come.”
“And Jeremy’s has a tendency to hook up in this perfect way that hits just the right spot to—”
“Enough!” I shouted to stop Savannah before I heard something that I would never be able to un-hear.
“Luke’s seriously blessed in the girth department,” Emmy told me.
“And when I first saw Trevor, I freaked the hell out. I’m talking Hulk dick here. I was like, there’s no way in hell that’s gonna fit!” Lizzy shared.
“Okay, first of all…Son of a bitch! I never needed to know any of this about any of the guys. Seriously, I’m gonna giggle and blush like a damn schoolgirl every time I see any of them. I’m going to have to work to keep my gaze off their crotches. So thanks a lot for that,” I deadpanned.
Stacia continued like I hadn’t said anything, “The only one none of us has seen naked is Brett. That’s where you come in, Kenzie.”
“So let me get this straight. You all left work early and let yourself into Brett’s house because you’re dying to know about his dick size?”
Each woman nodded, eyes wide as they waited for my answer.
“I can get down with that.”
“Score!” Mickey fist-bumped Emmy before turning back to me, each of them giving me their full attention.
“Okay, so, I only really have one other person to compare him to, but when I saw Brett the first thing I thought was that he made Lance look like an amateur.”
“I knew it!” Savannah cried out, smacking Stacia in the shoulder. “I told you! Didn’t I tell you? I knew he was working with something good.”
“But it’s not his size that’s the most impressive,” I continued, stunning them all silent. “It’s how he uses it.”
Emmy’s elbows rested on her stomach, her chin propped in her hands as she looked at me in wide-eyed wonder. “How do you mean?”
“Well, he’s able to hold off from coming for like, ever.” I got a collective gasp from the room. “And he uses it against me.”
“Shit. That’s hot,” Lizzy whispered in awe.