Working Stiff(48)
So the shelter was set for labor and food. “I’ll be in next weekend. I promise.”
“That’s right. You get your butt down here. Are you still homeless?”
“In that I’m still shacking up with that guy, sure. But I’m not sleeping with him.”
“Why are you living with him if you’re not even getting any?”
“Well, it’s complicated.”
“This is the guy who might dump you at any second, and his M.O. is just disappearing when he doesn’t want to deal anymore?”
“Yeah. Well, it’s complicated.”
“I do not understand why you are putting up with this. If you need a place to stay, come hang with me.”
“Your dogs will eat my cats.”
“They will not.” Brandy paused. “Probably not.”
“I’m fine, really. And he kind of needs a friend right now, just a friend. And we’ve been just-a-friends for three years, so it’s cool. I’m okay.”
“Okay, then. But call me in a few.”
“I will.”
QUID PRO QUO
“You haven’t left the house for days, Rox. I’m beginning to worry about you.” Even though Cash was trying to joke, his voice and laugh were still so dispirited.
She looked over at him, holding onto her laptop screen so she wouldn’t dump it on the floor. They were sitting beside each other on the couch in the media room, watching sitcoms over their laptops and working during commercials. Cash sat to Rox’s left, which meant that the awful white bandage was taped to his far cheek. Unless he turned and looked at her, she really couldn’t see it.
On the coffee table near their feet, two empty wine bottles stood among wine glasses and sauce-streaked Chinese food boxes. The light from the television painted garish colors on the sides of the containers and bottles in the darkened room.
Truth be told, the wine sang in Rox’s head so much that she was having trouble concentrating on the television and hadn’t read anything on her computer for over an hour.
She said, “I haven’t needed to go into the office to drop more docs in the cloud, and all our favorite restaurants around here deliver. Even the wine store delivers. I’d rather work.”
He looked back to his computer. “You’re beginning to sound like me.”
“I suppose that was inevitable after all these years.”
“You follow me around more than the cats,” he said.
“Yeah, I don’t think that’s possible.”
The three cats were draped over them both. Speedbump had trained Cash in his peculiar vocalizations that meant he wanted to be picked up or set down on the ground, a necessity with his bum leg, which meant that Speedbump now loved Cash with the burning fire of a thousand suns and was currently lying behind him on the back of the couch, cuddling the back of his head. The cat was purring so loudly that Rox could hear the vibrations through the upholstery.
Cash, however, had glommed onto Pirate and snagged the fluffy ginger cat whenever he walked by, settling the motheaten cat in his lap. Pirate usually strained against Cash’s arms, his single eye bugging out, until Cash calmed him down by scratching around his destroyed ears.
It was a love triangle to rival the best of them, a bromance of man and beasts.
Midnight was still very much Rox’s cat and was lying beside her on the couch, tummy-up. She scratched his chin and chest while she pretended to work. His triangular head hung off the cushion, his black fur blending with the dim room.
Good to know who the loyal one was, though, especially when shrimp-treat time came around.
“Yeah, well,” Rox dithered, trying to get her buzzed brain to work properly. Cash had a tendency to pick sweet wines, and she loved them. Where had Rieslings been all her life? “If I didn’t follow you around, I might get lost in this humongous house, and they would only find my dry bones when the new owners moved in twenty years from now.”
He chuckled. “And I thought that you liked hanging out with me.”
She punched him in the shoulder. “You? If I wanted to hang around a hot, successful lawyer, I’d flirt with Josie. At least she would fix me up with her plastic surgeon.”
He laughed a little more at that one. “Josie keeps her plastic surgeon pretty close. Otherwise, he would get too busy to see her for emergency Botox. Can’t have that.”
“I’m worried she’s going to end up looking like Michael Jackson.”
“There’s little chance. Josie does plastic surgery the correct way, in consultation with her very good surgeon and taking his advice on what subtle procedures will effect the best outcome. Michael Jackson ordered his unethical surgeon to keep cutting because he wanted a smaller and smaller nose, and the surgeon did what the client wanted instead of insisting that there wouldn’t be a good outcome. A good surgeon is an artist, and you have to let them do the work.”