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By:Donna Andrews


“This is going to sound crazy,” I said.

He lifted an eyebrow and glanced briefly at the troupe of dancing trolls performing at the other end of the room, as if to suggest that my definition of crazy needed updating.

“What if Ichabod Dilley is alive?”

“The comic book guy?”

“Yes. When I found the body—I also found something that—well, it doesn’t make sense unless Dilley’s alive,” I said, figuring that I was at least technically keeping my promise not to talk about the scrap of paper. “What if he just disappeared? Went into hiding—after all, he had a good reason to.”

“What reason?” Steele asked.

“He owed money to some very impatient people,” I said. “So he changed his name, disappeared, and left his friends and family to settle with the loan sharks. Maybe he kept tabs on the QB through the years, or maybe he didn’t care. But then the TV show came out, and he saw her getting rich from his creation, and he came back to confront her.”

“Sounds weak to me,” Steele said, frowning. “The show’s been running a couple of years. Why wait till now?”

“I don’t know,” I said. “Maybe he’s been working up to it. Typhani said the QB had been getting hate mail. Of course, Typhani’s only been with her for six weeks, but maybe he’s been sending her hate mail for years, and this convention was the first chance he’d had to strike.”

“Hasn’t she done conventions before?” Steele asked.

“Yes, but not a lot on the East Coast,” I said. “Or—wait! Maybe he saw an announcement about Ichabod Dilley appearing at the convention, knew it wasn’t him, and finally lost it. He would have no way of knowing that the convention organizers, not the QB, had recruited the wrong Dilley. And if he thought her responsible, he might have thought that not only had she stolen his work and made a travesty of it, but now she was stealing his very identity.”

I savored the idea.

“You watch a lot of TV, don’t you?” Steele asked.

“Come on,” I said. “Work with me, Steele.”

Bouncing ideas off Michael was much more satisfactory, I thought. Michael bounced them right back. So call this a dress rehearsal for bouncing things off Michael at dinner.

“Okay. You think Ichabod Dilley was here, at the convention,” Steele said. In a voice that clearly showed he was humoring me.

“Is here. In disguise,” I said. “And the only thing we knew about him is his approximate age. Only a few of the backstage crowd are in the right age group, but we only need one. For that matter, he doesn’t have to be part of the backstage crowd. He could be any of the fans. A killer, hiding himself in a crowd of a thousand innocent fans.”

“You going to interrogate them all?” Steele asked, glancing around at the passing convention goers.

“Most of them are too young,” I said. “Most of them are in their teens or twenties. Probably only about five percent of them are even close to the right age.”

“Yeah, but there’s another five percent wearing costumes that don’t let you see how old they are,” Steele said, pointing to two passing figures in space suits.

He was right. Some of the costumes obscured faces and hands so completely that their wearers could be any age.

“But they’re still a minority,” I said, after a minute. “Maybe another five percent, for a total of a tenth of the crowd. But then take out the roughly half who are women, because I’m pretty sure Dilley’s still a guy. Back down to five percent.”

“Of course, five percent of a thousand means fifty people,” Steele said.

“And that’s where the police come in,” I said. “There’s no way I can find and investigate fifty people. But for the police, it’s a piece of cake. Especially since they do have one witness to narrow down the suspect list, or even pick Dilley out of the crowd.”

“Witness?” Steele said. “Who?”

“Nate,” I said. “They knew each other—Dilley stayed with him for several months, when they worked on a film together.”

“Long time ago,” Steele said, shaking his head. “People change. Wait till your high school class has its twentieth reunion   and you’ll see.”

“That’s true,” I said, wondering briefly if Steele realized how close I was to that twentieth reunion  . “And Nate didn’t exactly give a good description. Maggie did ten times better, and she claims she only saw him once or twice.”

“Women usually are better at that stuff anyway,” Steele said.