We'll Always Have Parrots(19)
“Unfortunately, he’ll be escorting Her Decrepitness for the next hour,” I said. “So while I appreciate the offer, I might as well come back and make myself useful.”
I handed the trivia questions I’d come up with so far to Typhani and followed Steele to the dealers’ room.
Business wasn’t as slow as it had been during Michael’s appearance, but neither was it booming. Good. They probably didn’t need the overflow room, but at least the QB would see a crowd large enough to keep her happy.
I was writing up a sales receipt for a couple of daggers when I heard a voice at my elbow.
“Did you see my speech?”
“Hi, Ichabod,” I said. “No, sorry; I was here. Thank you,” I added, to my customer. “Wear and/or use them in good health.”
“Oh, that’s too bad,” Dilley said, sounding hurt. “I was hoping you had. Maybe you can catch me tomorrow, then.”
“I’ll try,” I said.
“I don’t think this crowd is receptive to motivational talks,” he said.
“Oh, dear,” I said. “So it didn’t go well?”
“I’ve seen better audiences,” he said. “But never mind. By tomorrow, I hope to have something to say about the other Ichabod Dilley.”
“That should be interesting,” I said.
“The weird thing is that I am probably the most appropriate person to represent the other Ichabod Dilley,” he went on. “I didn’t know it before, but he’s my uncle.”
“I’m surprised you didn’t realize immediately that they were talking about your uncle.”
“Maybe I would have, if my parents had ever told me I had an uncle,” Dilley said. “Up until this weekend, I always thought my dad was an only child, and now I find out I’m named after his black sheep younger brother who died before I was born.”
“Oh, he’s dead,” I said, feeling slightly disappointed.
“For thirty years,” Dilley said.
“He must have been young,” I said.
“Yeah, about twenty or so. Drugs,” he added, solemnly.
“Drugs?”
“Yes,” he said, nodding. “I just finished talking to my parents. Dad wouldn’t say anything; just kept yelling that his drugged-out brother was dead and buried, and he didn’t want to talk about it. But after he hung up, Mom told me a little. She says the real last straw was when Dad had to pay off all these huge debts my uncle ran up. They almost had to sell the farm.”
“Yeah, that could leave bad feeling,” I said. “Although I doubt if your uncle did it deliberately. At least the dying part.”
“I’m hoping I can get her to tell me some more this evening. I need background for my talk tomorrow. And I’m sure there’s some interesting stuff to tell. It seems my uncle Ichabod dropped out of college and went to San Francisco and got involved in drugs and pornography.”
“Drugs and pornography?”
“It wasn’t that uncommon, thirty years ago,” Dilley said, sounding a little defensive.
“Drugs, maybe,” I said. “But pornography?”
“Yeah, these underground comics,” Dilley said, “really raunchy stuff, apparently. My parents were amazed to hear that anything he’d done had been made into a TV show.”
“Consider the times,” I said. “Thirty years ago, TV kept married couples in separate beds, and now, look what you see.”
“True,” Dilley said. “Maybe his work was only offensive to the backward, parochial sensibilities of the time. Perhaps today, instead of offensive, we’d find it bold, forward thinking, and socially relevant.”
“That’s the spirit,” I said. “You can rescue your uncle from the slanders that have besmirched his reputation all these years.”
“Yes,” he said. “Only—”
“What’s the problem?”
“What if it is pornography?” he said. “I’ve never seen his work.”
“That’s easily fixed,” I said. “See that woman at the Dreamscape Booksellers counter?”
“The one wearing antlers?”
“Yes. That’s Cordelia—she sells used and rare books. Go see if she’s got some of your uncle’s stuff for sale.”
He started forward, then turned around, looking doubtful.
“Now what?” I asked.
“She’s a real book dealer,” he said. “Won’t she be insulted if I ask her about comic books?”
“She may be miffed if she doesn’t have any to sell, but she won’t be insulted,” I said. “Call them graphic novels, if you’re worried; it’s a classier term.”