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Vice(2)

By:L.M. Pruitt


Then I opened the door and saw the faux cobblestone path and decided against it.

A quick search of the kitchen turned up my purse and-thank God-a bottle  of cold water. I double checked the bag to make sure I wasn't missing  anything, relieved and more than a little surprised to find I'd had the  presence of mind to keep my wallet, phone, and keys inside. Normally I  lost at least one of them during the course of an... interview.         

     



 

Satisfied the only thing I was leaving behind was a vague memory of a  good time, I walked outside, closing the door gently behind me. I  glanced at my watch and smiled. I wasn't even going to miss checkout.

Even with the hangover, today was looking to be a good day.





"YEAH, NO, BILL." I tucked the phone between my shoulder and my cheek,  squinting at the in-dash map. "The tacos were okay but they weren't  wonderful. I'd give them no more than three out of five and that's  probably influenced by the tequila."

"Sorry, boss." His voice, already as rough and gritty as ground glass,  sounded especially rough today. "Yelp reviews gave the impression they  were the best tacos this side of the Rio Grande."

"You made two mistakes, Bill." If the navigation was right, there was a  truck stop at the next exit. I certainly hoped so, since my stomach and  the car's gas tank were running on empty and my bladder was more than a  little full. "First, you trusted Yelp. Second, you trusted Yelp about a  Mexican place in Alabama."

"People in Alabama like tacos, too." He groaned but there was something  to the sound which made me think he was nursing a hangover far worse  than my own. "People everywhere like tacos."

"Yes, which is why it's important we tell them where to find the best  ones." I sighed in relief when I passed a billboard for the promised  truck stop, doing a butt wiggle in my seat at the signage promising a  Denny's. The headache had died down to a dull throb and a greasy bacon,  egg, and cheese sandwich would take care of even that.

Just because I made my living discovering and spotlighting independent  and unique restaurants didn't mean I was above eating in chain  restaurants.

"I'll write the piece up on wherever I was last night when I get to the  hotel later today." Yet more information which was buried in my inbox  somewhere. Even with my assistant running point and taking care of the  busywork, I still had two hundred plus emails cross my metaphorical desk  every day. I needed a second assistant, one who would handle nothing  but my email and paperwork, but I didn't have the time to head back to  Savannah and conduct interviews.

And nobody worked for me unless I hired them personally.

"Rough night?" Bill's question brought me back to the conversation and I  cursed under my breath as I tapped the brakes. A few more seconds and I  would have missed the exit. "Tequila?"

"Where there's tacos, there's tequila-which actually was worth the trip  but barely." I took my eyes off the road long enough to switch the call  to the car's system, dropping my phone in the center console in a bed of  receipts. "I know I have the information somewhere but text me the  address for where I'm headed next."

"You have the conference in Atlanta. It starts in two days and runs  through Sunday but you're booked at the Westin today through Monday."  There was the faint shuffling of papers and when he spoke again there  was no mistaking the sly note which had crept in his voice. "Rumor has  it Riley is supposed to be there."

"Considering the fact it's an industry conference, I'd be surprised if he wasn't there."

"So you're okay with spending the next five days in the same hotel with your ex-boyfriend?"

"First, you know how much I hate when you refer to him as my  ex-boyfriend." Mostly because it would mean Riley Durant and I had  exchanged something other than bodily fluids over the course of our six  month affair. Boyfriend conjured up images of pet names and flowers, not  phone sex and fuckboys. "Second, why would there be a problem?"

"Come on, boss. Everybody knows the two of you didn't exactly part on the best of terms."

I suppose that was one way to describe the situation. I was willing to  admit it probably wasn't very often a man nearly seven feet tall who  looked as if he could have doubled as an extra on Sons of Anarchy broke  down in tears at one of the most popular restaurants in Manhattan before  upending a table and throwing a nearly full glass of Malbec in the face  of his dining partner. I was also willing to admit it probably wasn't  very often said dining partner simply asked to be moved to a different  table before the main course arrived.

It took me almost nine months to get a reservation at Per Se. There was  no way I was going to let a little thing like an on/off fuckbuddy's  bruised feelings ruin the experience.

"Riley's a big boy. I'm sure he'll be fine." I eased off the interstate,  cruising down the ramp and taking the turn toward the truck stop.  "Besides, we don't really run in the same circles. I doubt we'll do  anything other than pass each other in the hall."         

     



 

"If that's what makes you sleep better at night." Bill sighed, the line  filling with static for a brief second before clearing. "I'm texting you  the hotel information. Drive safe, boss."





LATER THAT EVENING, I kicked the hotel room door shut behind me, dropped  my bags on the floor, and stumbled over to the bed, falling face down.  For five glorious minutes, I allowed myself to wallow. The second I felt  myself start to drift off, I slid off the mattress, detouring to  retrieve my toiletry bag before heading to the bathroom, peeling my  clothes off as I went.

I loved my job. I did. I had built the magazine from the ground-or  rather the blog-up and it was, without a doubt, the most important thing  in my life.

But Christ Jesus did I miss sleeping in actual beds and not pieces of plywood disguised as mattresses.

I had a vague impression of the bathroom-white floors, white tile, a  shower large enough for a tasteful orgy-but nothing really registered.  Tomorrow morning, after a full-and sober-night's sleep, I'd take a full  inventory and find out how far Allison had gone over budget this time.  No matter how many times I told her I didn't need even close to the best  room in a hotel, she insisted on booking me a suite better suited to  the CEO of a small tech company and not the owner/head writer of a still  in its infancy travel magazine.

Just because the lean years were behind me didn't mean there wasn't the  possibility of more in the future. Nothing made you count your pennies  quite so much as growing up dirt poor in a rich town.

Annoyed with the direction of my thoughts, I finished rinsing my hair  before killing the water and stepping out of the shower. I was in the  middle of detangling my hair when my cell started ringing. I ignored  it-after last night, I was too peopled out to talk to anybody.

And then I recognized the song.

Kids Say the Darndest Things.

I sprinted out of the bathroom, slipping on the tile floor and catching  myself on the doorframe at the last second. By the time I reached my  purse, she'd hung up and I cursed, upending the bag and dumping the  contents on the floor. I grabbed the phone just as the song started to  play again, fumbling with the screen before finally managing to connect  the call. "What's wrong?"

"Hey, Aunt Jeannie." Tammy-named after my sister's favorite old school  country singer-sounded calm, which oddly enough did not make me feel  better. My second oldest niece and sister's third child was the type of  person who could stay absolutely serene while the entire world was going  up in flames around her only to lose it completely when faced with  something as simple as a field mouse. "I know I'm only supposed to call  you if it's an emergency and maybe I've overreacting a bit-."

"Tammy." I took a deep breath because whatever she wasn't telling me wasn't bad. It was catastrophic. "What happened?"

"Mama and Harold got in another fight."

That wasn't surprising. The third time hadn't been the charm for my  sister, which hadn't stopped her from making Harold husband number four.  I took another deep breath, pressing the heel of my palm to my  breastbone and wondering if I'd remembered to pack my heartburn  medicine. "And?"

"Well, to make a long story short, Mama shot Harold."

"Oh." The headache kicking up behind my left eye had nothing to do with  the tequila from last night and everything to do with where I could  already tell this conversation was going. "Is he dead?"

"Yep." I heard a crack and I realized Tammy was chewing gum, which only  added to the strangeness of the phone call. "Sheriff Pete-you know, he  used to be Deputy Pete and then Sheriff Jack died and Deputy Pete became  the sheriff-he took Mama to jail." She paused and I thought she was  finished and she started rambling again and I realized she'd only needed  to breathe. "Mrs. Burns is staying with me and Dolly and Conway right  now but Sheriff Pete said he's going to have to call Social Services  tomorrow."