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Vice(14)

By:L.M. Pruitt


"Tina Anne? As in Tina Anne Owens?" Abraham glanced up from his still  open menu, waiting until Tammy nodded before continuing. "Tina Anne had  her tummy tucked and her butt lifted for her eighteenth birthday. She  also had a nose job. And a chin job." He closed his menu, tugging mine  from under my hands and setting it on top of his. "Nothing on Tina Anne  is real, including her hair color."

"Besides, as someone who's been dealing with the same issue my entire  life, you can starve yourself down to skin and bones and your breasts  would still be too big for the prudes in this town." Reaching across the  table, I flipped open her menu and jammed my finger against the plastic  cover. "Order something because we're sitting here until you do."         

     



 

"Fine." Somehow, Tammy managed to lift her chin even higher and I found  myself praying, rather unreasonably, that the ceiling wouldn't spring a  leak because she'd sure as hell get more than a few droplets up-or  rather down-her nose at its current angle. "I can eat egg whites. And  Canadian bacon. And dry toast."

"You can, although I don't see how you're going to enjoy it when we're  all eating waffles and other fried food." I snuck a look at Abraham out  of the corner of my eye. "Although I'm not sure about this one. He may  be in to egg whites and things without butter."

"While I don't have anything against the concept of egg whites in  general, I feel as if I should load up on the carbs this morning." Under  the table, he rested a hand on my knee and squeezed gently, although I  wasn't sure if it was a warning or a promise. "I used up a lot of  calories last night."

Before any of the kids could ask him what he meant, a girl who looked a  few years older than Tammy bounced over, all smiles and dimples and dark  hair so curly it would have made Shirley Temple jealous. She beamed at  each one of us in turn, the wattage of her grin going up a hundred fold  when her gaze landed on Abraham. "Hey, there, everybody-Mr. Hansom.  Welcome to the Cracked Egg. Would you like to hear about our specials  today or are you ready to order?"

"I think we're ready, Sue." Abraham answered before I could, rattling  off orders for all of us, including drinks. I wasn't sure whether I was  impressed at what had to be his mind-reading skills or annoyed at the  presumptive nature. The server hadn't even left the table before he  turned to me and said, "Sorry if that was high-handed but if I didn't  step in she'd stand here all day trying to flirt with me and we'd never  get any food."

"Uh-huh." I shifted my gaze from him to Sue, her smile replaced by thin  lips and red cheeks and flaring nostrils. "Honey, if one of those  glasses of water lands in his lap, I'll swear seven ways to Sunday it  was an accident."

Some of the tightness in her face eased as she stuffed her pen and  ordering pad in her apron pocket. "As satisfying as that would be, I'd  be worried about getting some on your dress. I'll be back with your  drinks in a few minutes."

As soon as she walked away-with a great deal less pep than she'd arrived  with-I twisted and turned until I was able to punch Abraham's shoulder.  "I know social movements tend to travel slow in this part of the state  but I would have thought the concept of not being an asshole to people  in the service industry would have made it here by now." When Tammy  scowled and started to open her mouth, I snapped my fingers and pointed  at her. "And I've just about had it with you telling me to watch my  language. I'm the adult and you're the kid, so why don't you keep that  in mind before you say whatever you're thinking about saying?"

She snapped her teeth together hard enough for me to hear the resulting  click, crossed her arms, and turned to look out the window.

"Ooh, Tammy got in trouble." Dolly didn't quite sing out the words but  it was damn close. Even Conway was smiling, although that might have  been because he'd finally finished rearranging his doll's dress and if  there was only one thing I knew about my nephew it was the importance of  his doll being absolutely perfect. My younger niece bounced in her seat  and clapped her hands, giggling. "Tammy never gets in trouble."

"She's not in trouble." I did a quick backpedal when Dolly and Conway  stopped smiling. "I'm annoyed with her and I'm hoping to God she stops  trying to be a know-it-all but she's not getting punished or anything."

That seemed to pacify Dolly, who grabbed the coloring sheet the hostess  had given her and went to work with the same sort of attention Conway  showed his doll. Conway stared at me a moment longer before tugging over  his own coloring sheet, studying it with all the seriousness of an art  critic analyzing a Warhol before selecting a single crayon and starting  to color. Tammy pulled a paperback book out of her purse, straightened  her shoulders and her spine to a stiffness which made my own bones ache  in response, and proceeded to ignore me entirely.

Which left me no distraction from Abraham or his hand, still warm and heavy on my knee.

"So you bought-."

"So how long have you-."

We both stopped talking at the same time, an awkward pause settling  between us for a few seconds before Abraham laughed and shook his head.  "You first."         

     



 

"How long have you owned the Watering Hole?" I shifted a few inches away  so I was able to turn and face him, freezing when he tightened his grip  on my thigh. Clearing my throat, I looked pointedly at his hand. "Do  you mind?"

"No." He flashed a grin. "Do you?"

"Hmm." Since pressing the issue would draw attention from... everywhere,  I decided to let it go for the moment. "The Watering Hole?"

"Four, five years. Something like that." He shrugged, as if it was  absolutely normal for someone to forget how long they'd been a business  owner. "After college, I tried a few things. None of them seemed to  suit. This did."

"Right." I stayed silent while Sue delivered our drinks, smiling when  she set Abraham's orange juice down with enough force to have more than a  few drops slopping over the rim of the glass. When she marched off  again, I said, "Your turn."

"You bought the old Fisher house."

"That's not a question."

"You're smart enough to know the question was implied, Jeannie Jackson."

"Why do you do that? Use my full name?"

"Answer my question and I'll answer yours."

"Fine." I took a sip of coffee, pleasantly surprised when it was smooth  and rich instead of sharp and bitter. "I bought it because it was one of  the few places in town large enough to suit my needs and still within  walking distance of the school."

"Oh, I'm sure that wasn't the only reason but I'll accept it for now."  He mopped up the juice spill, folding the napkin in a neat little square  before glancing at me. "You wanted to know why I use your full name?"

"I'm waiting with bated breath."

"Because I like it." He flashed me another grin, this one devilish  enough I was thankful the kids weren't paying us any attention. "Just  like I like when you call me ‘Mr. Hansom'."

"I'm sure you do." Ashamed at the breathy note in my voice, I took  another, longer sip of coffee, hoping the singeing of my tongue would  keep me from tripping over it. "Your question."

"What are you doing this afternoon?"

"Excuse me?" I blinked, more to buy myself a few seconds than because I hadn't heard him. "What?"

"What are you doing this afternoon, Jeannie Jackson?" He leaned toward  me, apparently unconcerned with the number of people watching us with  the sort of rapt attention usually reserved for car crashes, train  wrecks, and other tragedies. Lowering his voice, he said, "There are a  few things at the bar I didn't get to show you last night which I'm sure  you would find very... interesting."

"Right." If my voice had been breathy before, it was downright feeble  now. I had to clear my throat three times before I had enough spit to  respond. "I don't know. Packing, probably."

"We're not moving for another two weeks." Tammy didn't glance up from  her book so she missed the glare I shot her. "Packing now would be a  waste of time because Dolly and Conway would just unpack everything and  we'd have to pack it all again."

"Then do you mind watching the two littlest rugrats while I show your  aunt the bar?" Abraham waited until she looked up, widening his smile  when her face softened, no doubt in response to the charm he was  throwing at her. "The Watering Hole does pretty decent but it'd be nice  to get the kind of publicity your aunt's magazine could provide."

"Sure." Tammy turned her attention back to her book, a bright cherry flush creeping up her cheeks. "No problem."