What can I say; I’m psychic
So
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What r u doing?
Working
Guess what I’m doing?
What?
Going thru ur stuff
What?!?! Vince!! PERSONAL SPACE
U have a lot of movies
I like movies
Yeah, and they’re all action movies
So? What’s wrong with that?
Nothing. I just thought u’d have more girly stuff
GIRLY STUFF?!?!
Yeah. Like chick flicks. U know
And why would you think I have chick flicks?
Becuz. Ur Paul. Float like a butterfly, sting like a unicorn ;)
I’m going to hit you with my car for real this time
o_O that’s the face I’m making at u
You don’t want to know the face I’m making at you
Sex face? >_<
No. Not sex face
Blowjob face? *o*
That looks dirty. Stop it
I know. I’m going in ur room to look in ur drawers
Vince! So help me God, I will hart you
U’ll hart me? I hart u 2!
HURT. I WILL HURT YOU
Text threats are illegal. Look up the penal code
That’s not a real thing
I know. I just like saying penal. SEX FACE >_<
I am going to tell management that you’re faking your injuries
Nah. U won’t. What’s ur middle name?
What the hell? Do you have ADD?
No. Do u have SUBTRACTION? Haha, get it??
Yes, Vince. I get it
I need my own TV show
No one would watch it
Middle name?
James
So ur Paul James Auster? That’s pretty hot
No, it’s not. What is yours?
U’ll laugh at me
What? No I won’t
Everyone does
I’m not everyone, Vince
Fine. It’s Melody
Your name is Vincent Melody Taylor?
Yes. Melody was my grandmother’s name. I had no choice
I see
Ur laughing at me, aren’t u?
Yes. So hard. I’m going to tell everyone. Especially Tad
Why don’t u like him? Tad’s nice
If by nice, you mean a plague-ridden whore then yes. He’s nice
U don’t need to be jealous. I only have eyes for u (That’s a song!)
Oh, please. I’m not jealous (I’m well aware that’s a song)
U have a lot of argyle socks, Paul
I like socks. Get out of my drawers!!!
Yeah, but u REALLY like them. Like fetish like them
I don’t have fetishes
U could open up an argyle sock and sex store. Call it Sock ’N Cock
Don’t joke about that. It’s my dream. Not the cock part
I believe u can fly. I believe u can touch the sky
Do not threaten me with R. Kelly song lyrics. I’m offended
He likes watersports
I don’t want to know how you know that
Do u?
What?
Like watersports?
Are you asking me if I like to get peed on?
Yes
No, Vince. I don’t like to get peed on
That’s good to know. I’ve never peed on anyone except myself in the shower
You share way too much
I’d pee on u if u got stung by a jellyfish
How charming. We live in the desert
Yeah, but when we go on vacation in Asia. They eat jellyfish there
That’s disgusting
U could eat one and get stung and then I’d pee in ur mouth
You are so fucking gross. I’m not going to Asia with you
Yeah, u will. U just don’t know it yet. Is that ur parents in the picture?
Are you still in my room!?!?!
Yeah. They look nice
I guess. They’re kind of weird
I like weird. I can’t wait to meet them
You want to meet my parents?
Sure. When?
That wasn’t an invitation
Oh
Why?
Why what?
Why do you want to meet my parents?
Because they look nice
Vince?
Yeah?
Are your parents nice?
I guess. Don’t really talk to them all that much. They’ve got better things to do
Oh. That sucks
Eh. It’s okay. Who needs em, right?
Yeah. Maybe. My grandma lives in Tucson too
Oh? That’s cool. My grandparents are all dead
She has a homophobic parrot named Johnny Depp
Please tell me ur not joking
Not joking
Paul?
What?
That. Is. AMAZING
Wait until it screams that it doesn’t want you to rape it
LOLOLOLOL
I’M NOT JOKING
That’s so awesome. I’ll go with u next time. I want to see it
Uh, okay?
Hey, what’s in this box under ur bed?
STAY OUT OF THAT BOX!!!!!!!
OMFG. U HAVE SEX TOYS?!?!?!?! LMAOOOOO
VINCE!!!!!
THIS DILDO IS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it’s BLACK!!! LOLOLOL
I hate everything about you
Do u use these!?!?! That is so fucking hot. Grrrrr
No. I don’t use them. I didn’t even know they were there
Ur a liar. Here. Hold on
What?
Did u get that pic I just sent?
You mean the one of you with your mouth on a black dildo?
Yeah
No, Vince. I didn’t
It took u long enough to respond. U go into the bathroom and jerk it?
NO I DIDN’T!!!
U did too! And u know what face u made?
Let me guess. Sex face?
SEX FACE!! >_<
Put the sex toys away!!!
I did. I’m looking to see if u have a diary