"Do you come from Mid-World?" Jake asked. 'You do, don't you?"
He didn't think the washerboy was terribly bright ("No quiz-kid," Elmer Chambers would no doubt have sneered),
but he was at least smart enough to be homesick; in spite of his terror, Jake saw an unmistakable flash of that look in the boy's eyes. "Yar," he said. "Come from Ludweg, me."
"Near the city of Lud?"
"North of there, if you do like it or if you don't," said the washerboy. "Will'ee kill me, lad? I don't want to die, sad as I am."
"I won't be the one to kill you if you tell me the truth. Did a woman come through here?"
The washerboy hesitated, then said: "Aye. Sayre and his closies had 'er. She 'us out on her feet, that 'un, head all lollin … " He demonstrated, rolling his head on his neck and looking more like the village idiot than ever. Jake thought of Sheemie in Roland's tale of his Mejis days.
"But not dead."
"Nar. I hurt her breevin, me."
Jake looked toward the door, but no one came through. Yet.
He should go, but-
"What's your name, cully?"
"Jochabim, that be I, son of Hossa."
"Well, listen, Jochabim, there's a world outside this kitchen called New York City, and pubes like you are free. I suggest you get out while you have an opportunity."
"They'd just bring me back and stripe me."
"No, you don't understand how big it is. Like Lud when Lud was-"
He looked at Jochabim's dull-eyed face and thought, No,
I'm the one who doesn't understand. And if I hang around here trying to convince him to desert, I'll no doubt get just what I-
The door leading to the restaurant popped open again. This time two low men tried to come through at once and momentarily jammed together, shoulder to shoulder. Jake threw both of his plates and watched them crisscross in the steamy air, beheading both newcomers just as they burst through. They fell backward and once more the door swung shut. At Piper School Take had learned about the Battle of Thermopylae, where the Greeks had held off a Persian army that had outnumbered them ten to one. The Greeks had drawn the Persians into a narrow mountain pass; he had this kitchen door. As long as they kept coming through by ones and twos-as they must unless they could flank him somehow-he could pick them off.
At least until he ran out of Orizas.
"Guns?" he asked Jochabim. "Are there guns here?"
Jochabim shook his head, but given the young man's irritating look of density, it was hard to tell if this meant No guns in the kitchen or / don't ken you.
"All right, I'm going," he said. "And if you don't go yourself while you've got a chance, Jochabim, you're an even bigger fool than you look. Which would be saying a lot. There are video games out there, kid-think about it."
Jochabim continued giving Jake the dnh look, however, and Jake gave up. He was about to speak to Oy when someone spoke to him through the door.
"Hey, kid." Rough. Confidential. Knowing. The voice of a man who could hit you for five or sleep with your girlfriend any time he liked, Jake thought. 'Your friend the faddah's dead. In fact, the faddah's dinnah. You come out now, with no more nonsense, maybe you can avoid being dessert."
"Turn it sideways and stick it up your ass," Jake called. This got through even Jochabim's wall of stupidity; he looked shocked.
"Last chance," said the rough and knowing voice. "Come on out."
"Come on in!" Jake countered. "I've got plenty of plates!"
Indeed, he felt a lunatic urge to rush forward, bang through the door, and take the battle to the low men and women in the restaurant dining room on the other side. Nor was the idea all that crazy, as Roland himself would have known; it was the last thing they'd expect, and there was at least an even chance he could panic them with half a dozen quickly thrown plates and start a rout.
The problem was the monsters that had been feeding behind the tapestry. The vampires. They'd not panic, and Jake knew it. He had an idea that if the Grandfathers had been able to come into the kitchen (or perhaps it was just lack of interest that kept them in the dining room-that and the last scraps of the Pere's corpse), he would be dead already. Jochabim as well, quite likely.
He dropped to one knee, murmured "Oy, find Susannah!" and reinforced the command with a quick mental picture.
The bumbler gave Jochabim a final distrustful look, then began to nose about on the floor. The tiles were damp from a recent mopping, and Jake was afraid the bumbler wouldn't be able to find the scent. Then Oy gave a single sharp cry-more dog's bark than human's word-and began to hurry down the center of the kitchen between the stoves and the steam tables, nose low to the ground, only going out of his way long enough to skirt Chef Warthog's smoldering body.
"Listen, to me, you little bastard!" cried the low man outside the door. "I'm losing patience with you!"
"Good!" Jake cried. "Come on in! Let's see if you go back out again!"
He put his finger to his lips in a shushing gesture while looking at Jochabim. He was about to turn and run-he had no idea how long it would be before the washerboy yelled through the door that the kid and his billy-bumbler were no longer holding Thermopylae Pass-when Jochabim spoke to him in a low voice that was little more than a whisper.
"What?" Jake asked, looking at him uncertainly. It sounded as if the kid had said mind the mind-trap, but that made no sense. Did it?
"Mind the mind-trap," Jochabim said, this time much more clearly, and turned away to his pots and sudsy water.
"What mind-trap?" Jake asked, but Jochabim affected not to hear and Jake couldn't stay long enough to cross-examine him.
He ran to catch up with Oy, throwing glances back over his shoulder. If a couple more of the low men burst into the kitchen, Jake wanted to be the first to know.
But none did, at least not before he had followed Oy through another door and into the restaurant's pantry, a dim room stacked high with boxes and smelling of coffee and spices. It was like the storeroom behind the East Stoneham General Store, only cleaner.
TWO
There was a closed door in the corner of the Dixie Pig's pantry.
Beyond it was a tiled stairway leading down God only knew how far. It was lit by low-wattage bulbs behind bleary, fly-spotted glass shades. Oy started down without hesitation, descending with a kind of bobbing, front-end/back-end regularity that was pretty comical. He kept his nose pressed to the stairs, and Jake knew he was onto Susannah; he could pick it up from his litde friend's mind.
Jake tried counting the stairs, made it as far as a hundred and twenty, then lost his grip on the numbers. He wondered if they were still in New York (or under it). Once he thought he heard a faint, familiar rumbling and decided that if that was a subway train, they were.
Finally they reached the bottom of the stairs. Here was a wide, vaulted area that looked like a gigantic hotel lobby, only without the hotel. Oy made his way across it, snout still low to the ground, his squiggle of a tail wagging back and forth. Jake had to j og in order to keep up. Now that they no longer filled the bag, the 'Rizas jangled back and forth. There was a kiosk on the far side of the lobby-vault, with a sign in one dusty window reading LAST CHANCE FOR NEW YORK SOUVENIRS and another reading VISIT SEPTEMBER 11, 2OO1! TIX STILL AVAILABLE FOR THIS WONDERFUL EVENT! ASTHMATICS PROHIBITED W/O DR's CERTIFICATE! Jake wondered what was so fabulous about September 11 th of 2001 and then decided that maybe he didn't want to know.
Suddenly, as loud in his head as a voice spoken directly into his ear: Hey! Hey Positronics lady! You still there?
Jake had no idea who the Positronics lady might be, but he recognized the voice asking the question.
Susannah! he shouted, coming to a stop near the tourist kiosk. A surprised, joyful grin creased his strained face and made it a kid's again. Suze, are you there?
And heard her cry out in happy surprise.
Oy, realizing that Jake was no longer following close behind, turned and gave an impatient Ake-Ake! cry. For the moment at least, Jake disregarded him.
"I hear you!" he shouted. "Finally! God, who've you been talking to? Keep yelling so I can home in on y-"
From behind him-perhaps at the top of the long staircase, perhaps already on it-someone yelled, "That's him!" There were gunshots, but Jake barely heard them. To his intense horror, something had crawled inside his head. Something like a mental hand. He thought it was probably the low man who had spoken to him through the door. The low man's hand had found dials in some kind of Jake Chambers Dogan, and was fiddling with them. Trying
(to freeze me freeze me in place freeze my feet right to the floor)
to stop him. And that voice had gotten in because while he was sending and receiving, he was open-
Jake! fake, where are you?
There was no time to answer her. Once, while trying to open the unfound door in the Cave of Voices, Jake had summoned a vision of a million doors opening wide. Now he summoned one of them slamming shut, creating a sound like God's own sonic boom.
Just in time, too. For a moment longer his feet remained stuck to the dusty floor, and then something screamed in agony and pulled back from him. Let him go.
Jake got moving, jerkily at first, then picking up steam.
God, that had been close! Very faintly, he heard Susannah call his name again but didn't dare throw himself open enough to reply. He'd just have to hope that Oy would hold onto her scent, and that she would keep sending.