"No," she said. "You didn't. Still, queer sort of a shop to come across in this part of town."
"If you must know," I said, "the rent's cheap," then reached for my spectacles, which were dangling from their silver chain about my neck. I set them on the bridge of my nose and watched while she feigned interest in Frazerian anthropology. It would be an understatement to say Ellen Andrews was a pretty girl. She was, in fact, a certified knockout, and I didn't get too many beautiful women in the Yellow Dragon, even when the weather was good. She wouldn't have looked out of place in Flo Ziegfeld's follies; on the Bowery, she stuck out like a sore thumb.
"Looking for anything in particular?" I asked her, and she shrugged.
"Just you," she said.
"Then I suppose you're in luck."
"I suppose I am," she said, and turned towards me again. Her eyes glinted red, just for an instant, like the eyes of a Siamese cat. I figured it for a trick of the light. "I'm a friend of Auntie H. I run errands for her, now and then. She needs you to pick up a package and see it gets safely where it's going."
So, there it was. Madam Harpootlian, or Auntie H to those few unfortunates she called her friends. And suddenly it made a lot more sense, this choice bit of calico walking into my place, strolling in off the street like maybe she did all her shopping down on Skid Row. I'd have to finish unpacking the crate later. I stood up and dusted my hands off on the seat of my slacks.
"Sorry about the confusion," I said, even if I wasn't actually sorry, even if I was actually kind of pissed the girl hadn't told me who she was right up front. "When Aunt H wants something done, she doesn't usually bother sending her orders around in such an attractive envelope."
The girl laughed, then said, "Yeah, Auntie H warned me about you, Miss Beaumont."
"Did she, now? How so?"
"You know, your predilections. How you're not like other women."
"I'd say that depends on which other women we're discussing, don't you think?"
"Most other women," she said, glancing over her shoulder at the rain pelting the shop windows. It sounded like frying meat out there, the sizzle of the rain against asphalt, and concrete, and the roofs of passing automobiles.
"And what about you?" I asked her. "Are you like most other women?"
She looked away from the window, looking back at me, and she smiled what must have been the faintest smile possible. "Are you always this charming?"
"Not that I'm aware of," I said. "Then again, I never took a poll."
"The job, it's nothing particularly complicated," she said, changing the subject. "There's a Chinese apothecary not too far from here."
"That doesn't exactly narrow it down," I said, and lit a cigarette.
"Sixty-five Mott Street. The joint's run by an elderly Cantonese fellow name of Fong."
"Yeah, I know Jimmy Fong."
"That's good. Then maybe you won't get lost. Mr. Fong will be expecting you, and he'll have the package ready at five thirty this evening. He's already been paid in full, so all you have to do is be there to receive it, right? And, Miss Beaumont, please try to be on time. Auntie H said you have a problem with punctuality."
"You believe everything you hear?"
"Only if I'm hearing it from Auntie H."
"Fair enough," I told her, then offered her a Pall Mall, but she declined.
"I need to be getting back," she said, reaching for the umbrella she'd only just deposited in the stuffed hippopotamus foot.
"What's the rush? What'd you come after, anyway, a ball of fire?"
She rolled her eyes. "I got places to be. You're not the only stop on my itinerary."
"Fine. Wouldn't want you getting in Dutch with Harpootlian on my account. Don't suppose you've got a name?"
"I might," she said.
"Don't suppose you'd share?" I asked her, and took a long drag on my cigarette, wondering why in blue blazes Harpootlian had sent this smart-mouthed skirt instead of one of her usual flunkies. Of course, Auntie H always did have a sadistic streak to put de Sade to shame, and likely as not this was her idea of a joke.
"Ellen," the girl said. "Ellen Andrews."
"So, Ellen Andrews, how is it we've never met? I mean, I've been making deliveries for your boss lady now going on seven years, and if I'd seen you, I'd remember. You're not the sort I forget."
"You got the moxie, don't you?"
"I'm just good with faces is all."
She chewed at a thumbnail, as if considering carefully what she should or shouldn't divulge. Then she said, "I'm from out of town, mostly. Just passing through, and thought I'd lend a hand. That's why you've never seen me before, Miss Beaumont. Now, I'll let you get back to work. And remember, don't be late."
"I heard you the first time, sister."
And then she left, and the brass bell above the door jingled again. I finished my cigarette and went back to unpacking the big crate of books from Connecticut. If I hurried, I could finish the job before heading for Chinatown.
She was right, of course. I did have a well-deserved reputation for not being on time. But I knew that Auntie H was of the opinion that my acumen in antiquarian and occult matters more than compensated for my not infrequent tardiness. I've never much cared for personal mottoes, but maybe if I had one it might be, You want it on time, or you want it done right? Still, I honestly tried to be on time for the meeting with Fong. And still, through no fault of my own, I was more than twenty minutes late. I was lucky enough to find a cab, despite the rain, but then got stuck behind some sort of brouhaha after turning onto Canal, so there you go. It's not like the old man Fong had anyplace more pressing to be, not like he was gonna get pissy and leave me high and dry.
When I got to Sixty-Five Mott, the Chinaman's apothecary was locked up tight, all the lights were off, and the "Sorry, We're Closed" sign was hung in the front window. No big surprise there. But then I went around back, to the alley, and found a door standing wide open and quite a lot of fresh blood on the cinder block steps leading into the building. Now, maybe I was the only lady bookseller in Manhattan who carried a gun, and maybe I wasn't. But times like that, I was glad to have the Colt tucked snugly inside its shoulder holster, and happier still that I knew how to use it. I took a deep breath, drew the pistol, flipped off the safety catch, and stepped inside.
The door opened onto a stockroom, and the tiny nook Jimmy Fong used as his office was a little farther in, over on my left. There was some light from a banker's lamp, but not much of it. I lingered in the shadows a moment, waiting for my heart to stop pounding, for the adrenaline high to fade. The air was close, and stank of angelica root and dust, ginger and frankincense, and fuck only knows what else. Powdered rhino horn and the pickled gallbladders of panda bears. What-the-hell-ever. I found the old man slumped over at his desk.
Whoever knifed him hadn't bothered to pull the shiv out of his spine, and I wondered if the poor SOB had even seen it coming. It didn't exactly add up, not after seeing all that blood drying on the steps, but I figured, hey, maybe the killer was the sort of klutz can't spread butter without cutting himself. I had a quick look-see around the cluttered office, hoping I might turn up the package Ellen Andrews had sent me there to retrieve. But no dice, and then it occurred to me, maybe whoever had murdered Fong had come looking for the same thing I was looking for. Maybe they'd found it, too, only Fong knew better than to just hand it over, and that had gotten him killed. Anyway, nobody was paying me to play junior shamus; hence the hows, whys, and wherefores of the Chinaman's death were not my problem. My problem would be showing up at Harpootlian's cathouse empty-handed.
I returned the gun to its holster, then started riffling through everything in sight- the great disarray of papers heaped upon the desk, Fong's accounting ledgers, sales invoices, catalogs, letters and postcards written in English, Mandarin, Wu, Cantonese, French, Spanish, and Arabic. I still had my gloves on, so it's not like I had to worry over fingerprints. A few of the desk drawers were unlocked, and I'd just started in on those when the phone perched atop the filing cabinet rang. I froze, whatever I was looking at clutched forgotten in my hands, and stared at the phone.
Sure, it wasn't every day I blundered into the immediate aftermath of this sort of foul play, but I was plenty savvy enough I knew better than to answer that call. It didn't much matter who was on the other end of the line. If I answered, I could be placed at the scene of a murder only minutes after it had gone down. The phone rang a second time, and a third, and I glanced at the dead man in the chair. The crimson halo surrounding the switchblade's inlaid mother-of-pearl handle was still spreading, blossoming like some grim rose, and now there was blood dripping to the floor, as well. The phone rang a fourth time. A fifth. And then I was seized by an overwhelming compulsion to answer it, and answer it I did. I wasn't the least bit thrown that the voice coming through the receiver was Ellen Andrews'. All at once, the pieces were falling into place. You spend enough years doing the step-and-fetch-it routine for imps like Harpootlian, you find yourself ever more jaded at the inexplicable and the uncanny.