Alexander began to read the letter to himself.
"What does it say?" I asked, bouncing around him and desperately trying to take a peek. But all I could make out was regal-looking letterhead with an inscription I couldn't decipher.
Alexander playfully held the letter out of my sight. But when he finished reading, he turned serious.
"What does it say?" I asked again.
Without answering, he put the letter in the envelope and returned it to the table. "I'll take you home now."
"What does it say?" I repeated.
"Nothing really."
"Your parents wrote to tell you nothing?"
"Uh-huh."
"Is everyone okay?"
"Yes."
"So why aren't you smiling?"
Then I thought maybe reading a handwritten note from them made him homesick. A creepy but kind butler wasn't a substitute for parents in a lonely old estate.
"I'm sure you miss them. I bet you wish you could see them soon."
"I will," he said. "They're arriving tomorrow."
"Tomorrow?"I asked, shocked.
"Yes," Alexander said, almost melancholy. That means things are about to change.
I glanced around the Mansion. We felt like two teenswho'd trashed the house with a party only to find their parents were returning from their vacation early.
"Our 'coffin clutches' will have to end," I said.
Alexander nodded reluctantly.
"And my decorations will have to be removed."
"It looks that way."
"What about my drawer?"
"I found the dresser key," he said with a smile.
As Alexander closed the door behind us, I managed to catch a last glimpse of the black rose petals lying on the hallway table. The painting of me would have to be shelved and the original ones returned. The votives would have to be stored away.
One thing was for sure: This time Alexander, not Jameson, would have to clean up the Mansion.
2
That night, I was torn as I sat cross-legged on my beanbag chair watching reruns of The Munsters , Though I was anxious to finally meet Alexander's parents, I was sad the black lace curtains were being closed on our independence.
I'd never felt more at home than I did hanging out in the Mansion with Alexander over the summer. It was a dream come true to get a taste of the vampire lifestyle.Waking up at sunset, celebrating the darkness, living by candlelight. I was certain I could exist that way for an eternity.
But our summer of love was about to end.
Alexander was right. Things were about to change. His parents would be arriving shortly, and I'd be returning to school in a few days. No more late nights, no more remodeling the Mansion. Studying would replace painting, and I'd be home with my parents, Alexander with his.
I switched off my TV and joined my own odd relatives downstairs in our family room. My mom was folding laun -dry, and my dad was filing work papers.Typical suburban parents. The exact opposite, I was sure, of Alexander's. I wondered what Alexander's parents were like. Were they ghoulishly great like Herman and Lily Munster? I recalled storiesof Dullsvillian sightings of the Sterlings when they first moved to town, but I'd never caught a glimpse.
I was sure they had to be fantastic-everything my parents were not. Reading the Transylvanian Times instead of Dullsville's Ledger.Changing into bats instead of plaid golf pants.Resting in a coffin instead of a sleigh bed.I bet they were the coolest parents in the world-or Underworld.
"I'm finally going to meet Alexander's parents!" I burst out to Becky the next day at Hatsy's Diner. When I slunk into the booth, Becky was flipping through the tabletop jukebox and sippinga strawberry malt. A chocolate one was kindly waiting for me.
Since summer began, Becky and I had both spent time with our true loves and not as much with each other. Though I did see her occasionally, we weren't as glued together as we'd been during past summers. I would have resented our separation if I didn't have a boyfriend, too. But since we were both guilty of trading lipstick for lip locks, it made it all right. I still missed my best friend and was excited to make up for lost time. I was in desperate need of some girl talk.
"Since I met Alexander, he's been parent-free. I'm not surehow this will change our relationship", I explained to Becky.
"Maybe it will make it better."
"How?We had the whole run of the Mansion. I'm sure his mother wouldn't have approved of me being its interior designer."
"I'm sure they will be just fine."
"What if they're really strict and Alexander can't go out at night?"
"I can't imagine that," Becky said. "He lives for the night!"
"He'll probably have to do family things now."
"And chores," she added. "Matt has to constantly cut the grass. I grew up on a farm-obviously I know way more than he does about a lawn mower. But I act dumb as I watch him try to figure out how to put gas in it. Then I jump in and I'm all Bob Vila."
"Jameson does the chores. But cutting the grass? I think they add poison to the soil." We both laughed. "Besides, Alexander is responsible. He isn't like me in that way; he doesn't need to be nagged."
"I think you're worrying for nothing. I'm sure you'll all get along,"
I slurped on my chocolate malt and stared off. "I wonder if Alexander looks like his mother or his father."
"Haven't you seen a picture?"
No. They are vampires!I wanted to say. In fact, the only images I'd seen were a few portraits Alexander had painted.
There were no family albums, no screen savers, no frames the mantel.
"It's different in person," I said instead. "One thing is certain - I'm sure they are way cooler than my parents."
So many things were still new to me-having a boyfriend, discovering he was a vampire, and now meeting his vampireparents. I wondered how I'd fare.
I had always prided myself on being the one to give advice to Becky, but this time she was the experienced one.
"Isn't it strange when Matt's family is around?" I asked.
"Totally.He's a different person. No PDA. No holding hands. He even sits in his own chair instead of next to me on the sofa."
"That's what I'm afraid of.An end to my love life." "You just have to make up for it when they aren't home. Or save it for school. But Alexander doesn't go to school "
"Don't remind me."
"So in your case plan more dates at the cemetery."
"What was it like when you first met Matt's parents?" I asked.
"I thought it would be fancy-like meeting them at the country club. Instead I was hanging out in Matt's family room when his mom came home from work. He said, 'Hey, Mom, this is Becky.' And she said, 'Hi, Becky, nice to meet you.' Then she disappeared. And it was pretty much the same with his father. It was different when Matt came to my house," Becky rambled on. "My mom made him.sit down in the kitchen and she baked him a whole apple pie. I was so embarrassed."
"Yes, I remember you telling me that. But how did you feel with Matt's parents?"
"I was so nervous. I thought since I don't live in the ' burbsthat they'd view me as this unkempt farm girl. But they are always happy to see me. I'm still waiting for them to give me my walking papers."
I stopped slurping my malt. I didn't live in a Mansion. And more important, I wasn't a vampire. I'd been so focused on how Alexander said things would change. Maybe he was alluding to more than a few pewter vases. Maybe he meant me.
"What if they don't accept me?" I blurted out.
"Why wouldn't they accept you?"
"I'm not like them."
"What do you mean?"
"I'm not "
"Yes?"
I'm not a vampire! I'm a mortal. I'm not even like Luna Maxwell, who came from a vampire family. InRomania , Alexander had an arranged covenant ceremony with her, but since he wasn't in love with her, he couldn't go through with it.
"You're not what?" Becky asked.
"I'm not fromRomania!"
"Duh," she said. "I think they know that."
"But maybe they want their son to date someone from Romania."
"Why would they want that when they live here?"
Because a girl fromRomania would be like them, instead of like us, I wanted to say.
"Listen, his grandmother built a mansion here. IfRomania was so great, why would she move to this town?"
"But his grandmother was a baroness. My grandmother is a retiree."
"Alexander doesn't remind me of the snobby type.In fact, just the opposite. He's an outsider like "
"Me?"
"Well us," Becky admitted.
Maybe Becky was right. But I wasn't so easily convinced. I wasn't just from the wrong side of thetracks, I was from a different world.
Becky tapped her fork against my malt.
"Don't worry. Alexander is in love with you. That's all that matters. When Mr. and Mrs. Sterling see how happy lie is, they'll be happy, too."
I smiled at my best friend's words.
"See, this is why we need to hang out together more," I said. "We can't let our boyfriends get in the way of our schedules-as hot as they may be."
"Well, we'll get to see each other every day now that school will be starting."