"Look, Tucker, you are a very attractive man…" She took a deep breath on the pause.
"No way. You're breaking up with me?"
"And I do like you, despite the situation —»
"Oh, right, you don't want to have anything to do with an attractive guy who you like, heaven forbid —»
"Would you shut up!"
The bat barked at her tone.
"You, too, fur face! Look, in another time and place, maybe. But you're too — I'm too — you just accept things too easily. I need —»
"Your anxiety?"
"Would you please let me finish?"
"Sure, go ahead." He nodded. The bat, now on his shoulder, nodded as well. Lena had to look away.
"And your bat is freaking me out."
"Yeah, well, you should have been around when he used to talk."
"Out! Tucker! I need you out of my life. I have too much to deal with — you are too much to deal with."
"But the sex, it was great, it was —»
"I understand if you want to go to the authorities — I may even go myself — but this just isn't right."
Tucker Case hung his head. Roberto the fruit bat hung his head. Tucker Case looked at the fruit bat, who, in turn, looked at Lena, as if to say, Well, I hope you're happy, you broke his heart.
"I'll get my stuff," Tuck said.
Lena was crying, and she didn't want to be crying, but she was. She watched Tuck pick up his things around the house and stuff them into a flight bag, wondering how he had spread so much crap around her house in only two days. Men, they were always marking territory.
He paused at the door and looked back. "I'm not going to go to the authorities. I'm just going to go."
Lena rubbed her forehead as if she had a headache but mainly to cover her tears. "Okay, then."
"I'm going, then…"
"Good-bye, Tucker."
"You won't have anyone to sex up under the Christmas tree…"
Lena looked up. "Jeez, Tuck."
"Okay. I'm going now." And he did.
Lena Marquez went into her bedroom to call her friend Molly. Maybe crying over the phone to a girlfriend would bring a sense of normalcy back into her life.
* * *
Sour Nerds? Cinnamon Geeks? Or Gummy Boogers? Sam Applebaum's mom was picking out a «nice» reasonably priced Cabernet, and Sam was allowed one item of candy from the rack at Brine's Bait, Tackle, and Fine Wines. Of course the Boogers would last the longest, but they were all mundane green-apple finish, while the Nerds proffered a fruity variety and an impudent little top note of tang. Cinnamon Geeks had a rich nose and a bit of a bite up front, but their tiny certified-public-accountant shape betrayed their bourgeois origins.
Sam was learning wine words. He was seven and he very much enjoyed unnerving adults with his wine-word vocabulary. Hanukkah had just ended and there had been a lot of dinners at Sam's house over the last week, with a lot of wine talk, and Sam had joyfully freaked out a whole table of his relatives by pronouncing after the blessing that the Manischewitz blackberry (the only wine he was allowed to taste) was a "tannacious little cunt of a red, but not without a certain buttery geranium charm." (He finished dinner in his room over that one — but it was tannacious. Philistines.)
"You are one of the Chosen?" said a voice up and to the right of Sam. "I destroyed the Canaanites so your people would have a homeland."
He looked up and saw a man with long blond hair wearing a long black duster. A jolt went through Sam like he'd just licked a battery. This was the guy that had scared his friend Josh so badly. He looked around and saw his mom was in the back of the store with Mr. Masterson, the owner.
"Can I get these with this?" asked the man. He had three candy bars in one hand, and a small silver coin about the size of a dime in the other. The coin looked very old.
"That's a foreign coin. I don't think they take it."
The man nodded thoughtfully and looked very sad at the news.
"But Nestle's Crunch is a fine choice," said Sam, trying to buy time, and keep the guy from going off on him. "A bit naive, but an undergrowth of ambergris and walnut gives it legs."
Sam looked around for his mom again. She was still talking wine with Mr. Masterson, flirting about it — Sam could be cut up in pieces and put away in freezer bags and she wouldn't notice. Maybe he could get the guy to leave.
"Look, they aren't looking. Why don't you just take them?"