But. Will was indeed possessed of an Adam's apple, and when it moved up and down in his throat, it was indeed adorable. It made him look so vulnerable.
«She hit me,» Yun Sun tattled.
«She deserved it,» I countered. But I didn't want it to go further, this line of conversation that was already too revealing. So I patted Yun Sun's totally unfat leg and said, «However, I forgive you. Now shut up.»
What Yun Sun failed to get-or more likely, what she totally got and yet failed to appreciate-was that not all things needed to be said aloud. Yes, I wanted Will to ask me to prom, and I wanted him to do it soon, because «Springtime Is for Lovers» was only two weeks away.
And fine, the name of the dance was dorky, but springtime was for lovers. It was an indisputable truth. Just as it was an indisputable truth that Will was my forever boy, if only he could get past his enduring bashfulness and make a frickin' move. Enough chummy shoulder slugs and giggling, snorting tickle wars! Enough clutching each other and shrieking, blaming it on our Netflix copies of The Body Snatchers or They Come from the Hills! Couldn't Will see that I was his for the taking?
He'd almost popped the question last weekend, I was ninety-nine-point-five percent sure. We'd been watching Pretty Woman, an overblown romance which never failed to amuse. Yun Sun had disappeared into the kitchen for snacks, leaving the two of us alone.
«Um, Frankie?» Will had said. His foot tap-tap-tapped against the floor, and his fingers flexed on his jeans. «Can I ask you something?»
Any fool would have known what was coming, because if he'd just wanted me to turn up the volume, he'd simply have said, «Hey, Franks, turn up the volume.» Casual. Straightforward. No need for any preparatory remarks. But since there were preparatory remarks…
well, what could he possibly have wanted to ask me besides «Will you go to prom?» Eternal delight was right there, only seconds away.
And then I'd blown it. His palpable nervousness triggered a spaz-out of my own, and instead of letting the moment play out, I'd skittishly changed the subject. BECAUSE I WAS A FREAK.
«Now see, that's the way it's done!» I said, pointing at the TV. Richard Gere was galloping on his white steed, which was really a limo, to Julia Roberts's castle, which was really a crappy third-story apartment. As we watched, Richard Gere climbed out of the sun roof and scaled the fire escape, all to win the affections of his beloved.
«None of this namby-pamby 'I think you're kinda cute' baloney,» I went on. I was blathering, and I knew it. «We're talking action, baby. We're talking grand gesture of love.»
Will gulped. And said, «Oh.» And blinked at Richard Gere in a startled-teddy-bear way, thinking, I'm sure, that he could never, ever compare.
I stared at the TV, knowing I'd sabotaged my prom night happiness through my own stupidity. I didn't care about «grand gestures of love»; I just cared about Will. But brilliant me, I'd gone and scared him off. Because in actual real reality, I was an even bigger wimp than he was.
But no more-which was why we were here at Madame Zanzibar's. She would tell us our futures, and unless she was a total hack, she would state the obvious as an impartial observer: Will and I were meant for each other. Hearing it spoken so plainly would give Will the guts to try again. He'd ask me to prom, and this time I'd let him, even if it killed me.
The plastic monkey twitched on the office doorknob.
«Look, it's moving,» I whispered.
«Oooo,» Will said.
A black man with snow-white hair shuffled out of the office. He had no teeth, which made the lower half of his face look puckered, like a prune.
«Children,» he said, tipping his hat.
Will stood up and opened the front door, because that's the kind of guy he was. A gust of wind nearly toppled the old man, and Will steadied him.
«Whoa,» Will said.
«Thank you, son,» the old man replied. His words came out mushy, because of the no-teeth thing. «Reckon I best skedaddle before the storm blows in.»
«I think it already has,» Will said. Past the driveway, tree branches thrashed and creaked.
«This weensy old wind?» the old man said. «Aw, now, this is just a baby waking up and wanting to be fed. It'll be worse before the night is over, mark my words.» He peered at us. «In fact, shouldn't you children be home, safe and sound?»
It was hard to take offense when a toothless old-timer called you «children.» But come on, this was the second time in twenty seconds.