Be Still My Vampire Heart(5)

 

She sauntered onto the path and gave the man an innocent look. "I think I'm lost. Do you know the way out of the park?"

 

The man halted and smiled. "I was hoping to find someone like you."

 

Right, someone to feed from. Damned bloodsucker. Emma widened her stance so she wouldn't lose her balance when he attacked. She reached behind her back and curled her hand around the stake. "I'm ready when you are."

 

"Okay!" The man untied the belt on his trench coat.

 

It was then that Emma noticed the hairy calves below the hem of his coat. Good heavens. He wasn't wearing any pants.

 

"Ta-da!" The man whipped open his coat.

 

Shit! He wasn't wearing any clothes at all. She grimaced. Just her luck to go vampire hunting and find a flasher.

 

"What do you think?" The man fondled himself. "Pretty impressive, huh?"

 

"Excuse me a moment." She let go of her stake and removed her cell phone from its holster on her belt. She'd call the local police to pick this guy up before he gave some poor lady a heart attack.

 

"Oh, is that one of those picture phones?" The flasher grinned. "Great idea! Could you put me on the Internet? Here, let me give you a profile shot." He turned to the side so his erection would stand out.

 

"Brilliant. Just hold that pose." Emma flipped open her phone. A dark shadow obliterated her view.

 

She immediately reached behind her back. False alarm. She released the stake. It wasn't a vampire. Even so, her heart raced, for there in front of her was the man in the kilt.

 

 

 

 

 

CHAPTER 2

 

 

 

 

He was even more stunning close up. Emma slapped herself mentally when she realized she was gawking at him. How could she forget he'd been looking under his kilt just minutes before? Why were men so obsessed with their equipment? She called into evidence exhibit number one—the flasher.

 

She glanced over her shoulder. He was still there. Still exposed. But the arrival of serious male competition had left him looking a bit… deflated.

 

"Are ye in need of assistance, miss?" The kilted man's soft burr caressed her nerves like a Highland breeze ruffling a hillside of heather. It brought back memories of happier times when her family had been alive and well, living in Scotland.

 

She frowned. She couldn't afford good memories. Not until the horrid ones had been thoroughly avenged.

 

"Is this man pestering you?" the Scotsman continued. His eyes were a vibrant green that sparkled with intelligence and something else she couldn't quite place. Curiosity?

 

Perhaps, but something bolder. He seemed to be searching for something. Emma lifted her chin. "I can handle him myself, thank you."

 

The flasher snickered. "Yeah, sugar, you want to handle me?"

 

She winced. Poor choice of words. The display on her cell phone had gone dark, so she lit it up and pressed nine.

 

The kilted man stepped toward the flasher. "I suggest ye leave this young woman alone."

 

"She was talking to me first," the flasher snarled. "So buzz off, buddy."

 

Emma groaned inwardly. Just what she needed. A drunk Scotsman and a flasher arguing over her. She punched number one.

 

"Och, how rude of me to interrupt. Especially you, a fine, upstanding paragon of good manners and propriety." The Scotsman arched a brow with a skeptical look. "After all, here ye are, prancing about the park with yer wee willie flopping about."

 

"It's not flopping! It's hard as a rock." The flasher glanced down. "Well, it was until you came along." He started rubbing himself. "Don't worry, sugar. I'll be back in full form before you know it."

 

"Don't hurry on my account." She snapped her phone shut and changed her mind about calling the police. She wouldn't get any hunting done if she had to stay here to give a statement. She clicked her phone back into its holster on her belt. "I have to go. I forgot to feed the cat." Probably because she didn't have one.

 

"Wait!" the flasher yelled. "You didn't get my picture."

 

"I assure you, the image has been permanently scalded into my brain for all time."

 

The Scotsman chuckled. "Off you go, lad. No one wants to see yer wee willie."

 

"Wee? You call this—this Mack truckwee? I bet it's bigger than yours, buddy."

 

The Scotsman folded his arms across his broad chest and widened his stance. "That would be a wager ye'd lose."

 

"Oh yeah? Prove it!"

 

"Oh, come on, guys." Emma raised her hands to stop them. "I really don't need to see—