If I couldn’t be Elvira or the Bride of Dracula, I’d be Ruby. She was the complete opposite of me in her white-on-white—white go-go boots with a tight white vinyl dress, or a smart white pants suit with white heels. She wore bob-length white-blond hair and always touched up her make-up with a white compact that bore an R made of red rhinestones. She even had a white poodle that she sometimes brought to the agency. She always had boyfriends coming in to visit. They knew she was major class.
I approached her desk, which was covered with white crystals, white angel ornaments, and a smiling thirteen-year-old girl framed in white Lucite.
“Ruby?” I asked as she fiddled with her white leather purse.
“What, honey?”
“I was just wondering?” I said, twisting my purse strap. “Do you…”
“What is it, dear? Sit down.” She grabbed Janice’s chair and wheeled it next to hers.
“About today…I know this sounds crazy, but do you…well…do you believe in…vampires?”
“Do I?” She laughed, fingering her crystal necklace. “I believe in a lot of things, honey.”
“But do you believe in vampires?”
“No!”
“Oh.” I tried not to show my disappointment.
“But what do I know?” she chuckled. “My sister, Kate, swears she saw the ghost of an old farmer in a cornfield when we were kids. And I dated this guy who saw something silver shoot straight up in the sky, and my best friend, Evelyn, swears numerology helped her find a husband, and my chiropractor heals people by putting magnets on their joints. What’s fantasy for some is reality for others.”
I hung on her every word.
“So do I believe in vampires?” she continued. “No. But I also didn’t believe Rock Hudson was gay. So what do I know?” She smiled a sparkling white smile.
I laughed as I walked to the door.
“Raven?”
“Yes?”
“What do you believe in?”
“I believe in—finding out!”
11
Mission Improbable
“I’m on a mission!” I screamed to Becky, who was already waiting on the swings in Evans Park. I had told her to meet me at seven P.M. “You’ll never believe what’s happening!”
“You have another pair of Trevor’s underwear?”
“Trevor who? No, this is way beyond him! Way beyond the city limits. This is totally out of this world!”
“What gives?”
“I have all the dirt on the Mansion family!”
“Oh, the vampires?”
“You know?”
“It’s all over town. Some say it’s the way they dress. Some say they’re just weird. Mr. Mitchell told my father they must be inhuman since they ate at Georgio’s and held the garlic.”
“But that’s the Mitchells. Still, I may have to add that to my journal. Every bit of info is crucial!”
“Is this why we’re meeting?”
“Becky, do you…believe in vampires?”
“No.”
“No?”
“No!”
“That’s it? You’re not even going to think about it?”
“You could have asked me that on the phone. I cut out early on a second helping of macaroni and cheese!”
“This is of major importance!”
“Are you mad? Do you want me to believe in vampires?”
“Well…”
“Raven, do you believe in them?”
“I’ve wanted to for years. But who knows? I didn’t believe Rock Hudson was gay.”
“Who’s Rock Hudson?”
I rolled my eyes. “Never mind. I asked you to meet me here to help me out on my mission. See, the answers lie not in rumors, but in truths, and the truth lies in that Mansion. And every Saturday night Creepy Butler Man goes to Wexley’s for an hour of grocery shopping. I drove by the Mansion, and they don’t seem to have a security system. And if I play my cards right, Gothic Guy will be keeping to himself in his attic room of blaring Marilyn Manson angst. He’ll never hear me.”
“He’ll never hear you doing what?”
“Finding the truth.”
“This sounds so way out.”
“Thank you.”
“So you need me to be at my house waiting by the phone, so when you get safely home, you can call me and share all the details?”
I stared at her hard.
“No, I need you to be my lookout.”
“You know this is trespassing? Like really trespassing? Like breaking and entering?”
“Well, if I can find an open window, then I won’t be breaking. I’ll only be entering. And if it all goes as planned, no one will be the wiser and so then I won’t even be entering. I won’t even get in trouble for exiting!”