Unfriended(Love in New Highland Book 1)(55)

I shrugged and buried my face in my phone.

"You know something," Mel said instantly.

"Uh, yeah," I said, as if I wasn't paying attention. "But it's, um, private. You know, confidential."

"Hmm." Mel slowly looked me up and down. "Wowza, girl, what's happened  to you since the last time I saw you? You need an adult filter for those  boobs."

I contemplated my well-nippled chest. "Tough. I wasn't exactly there when they were installed."

Mel's eyes widened. "I see. Where'd you get the dress?"

"Some fancy shop."

"Who was with you when you bought it?"

I hesitated. "Asher."

She nodded smugly, as if I'd proved some point. "Soooooo, tell me … who'd you come with today?"

"Who'd I come with? Ah, actually, Ash. It was Asher. We drove in a car." Why was she torturing me with this stuff?

"Uh-huh." She pursed her mouth. "All right, spill the gossip. Why'd he  break up with Aura? And I don't buy that bull about her doing it. She'd  never leave him if it was up to her."

"Ask him yourself," I evaded.

"I already tried, on the phone. I told him he was making a big mistake  and he should apologize to Aura, but the twerp didn't take the bait."

Sometimes Mel mystified me. "What bait?"

"Come on, he finally gets the balls to break up with Aura and I'm not  supposed to wonder why? But he just brushed me off. He won't tell me  anything, but you … I was friends with you first so I get First Loyalty.  Tell me all."

I shook my head. "Nope, uh-uh, that's not how it works. You can't make me talk."

I forgot that you don't dare a Norrell.

"Oh, yeah?" Mel gulped down the last of her drink, set down the cup, and clutched my hair.

I slapped her away. "Quit it! I've taken an oath of silence!"

I'm proud to say I prevailed in the end. She's become a real wimp since  the baby. Defeated on her keester, she slumped against the wall,  straightened her bra straps, and rested her head on my shoulder. I  wrapped my arm around her. I really do get why dudes go for hourglass  figures; Mel is super nice and soft to lean against.

"Damn, and here I was hoping you puppies would finally see sense," she sighed.

My comfortable feelings vanished. I turned my head to look at her. "What was that?"

"You guys. You and Asher. We all were hoping." She sighed again. "But I guess we got it wrong."

Now it was established that I hadn't misheard, my heart did stop for a moment.

"Wait, what do you mean, me and Asher? What were you hoping?"

She bumped me. "You know."

"No, I'm sorry, I truly don't know."

"Oh, well, naturally I always assumed the reason you two never started  anything was that you were waiting for Asher to grow up. And so, when he  told me he and Aura were through and then he started asking about you,  well, then, naturally I assumed … you know … "

"Started anything." I was dumbstruck. Or I think I mean parrot-struck. "Started anything."

"Yeah, you know." She wiggled her brows, rather like Hunt had earlier.

"Mel, you always said Asher's the equivalent of my brother."

"Girl, of course I said that. Mama would have banned you from the house if she caught you looking at him sideways."

"Yes, all right, okay, but when we were older-"

"Oh, that was just the ick factor talking. My friend and my brother?  Gross. And besides, you obviously couldn't deal. But come on, we're all  grownups now and we both know what that boy can do. Don't tell me you  don't want his mega-"

"Ew, stop, stop, don't talk about him that way!"

"Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Am I wrong?"

I gave her my best shot at a cool look. But she was giving me her hard,  penetrating stare, the one I really hated that was just like her  mother's stare but without Erica's overlaying sweetness.

"Come clean with Mama Mel. You want my little brother. You want him bad. You wantimwantimwantimwantim-"

I covered her mouth with my hand. "Dammit, Mel, what if I did, huh?  Would you seriously give me your blessing? Would Erica and Alfred? Huh? I  was his babysitter! I remember getting smooched on their sofa by a  sophomore while Ash and his buddies were outside with water pistols! You  all trust me to take care of him. Like-like family, not like-like-you  know!"                       
       
           



       

She blinked at me.

But I wasn't done. "I mean if I did happen to want him like you say or  be, like, well, crazy in love with him-just hypothetically, I mean-like,  insanely, helplessly in love with him-what good would it even do? Tell  me that!"

A minute of silence while the noise from the room barely penetrated, I was straining so hard to listen for her answer.

She sighed loudly and wiped her hands. "Welp, that's it, then."

"What? What's it?"

"We had it wrong, we had it way, way wrong."

"What do you mean? I mean-what do you mean? Who had it wrong?"

She hoisted herself up, dusting off her pants. "The family. All of us,  Doug, Winnow, Ry, Mom, Dad … hell, probably even Karl's been wondering  when you guys would finally hook up. It's so obvious. But I guess we  were all imagining things."

I gaped at her, wordless.

Mel shook her head sadly. "I see now we had it totally backwards. You  weren't waiting for him to grow up at all. No, I do believe it was Asher  who was waiting for you to grow up. I guess he'll be waiting forever.  Because if you think all that counts is what we think … I guess I never  realized what a wimp you were, way too wimpy for my brother, for sure … "

Then she sauntered away, the wench … leaving me biting my lip so hard it bled.



Asher



I SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND ME. "Slipping out" doesn't apply when a female is  giggling and clutching at one of your belt loops while you make your  escape. But yeah, I finally freed myself like Han Solo out of that  garbage compactor.

Turns out Stage One is still a minor issue. Winnow hadn't lied. She'd  filled the room with a smörgåsbord of luscious ladies. I'd like to say I  was bored and unaffected, my cock a blasé thing of indifference.

However, some things you're powerless to prevent. Dad tipped me off way  back about the spread the seed, spread it wide primal instincts that'll  fuck up a dude's life.

The lesson was essentially this: Suck it up, buddy, because hard dicks  don't hurt as bad as watching your woman cry. It was largely thanks to  such advice that I never strayed from Aura.

A number of the babes in the room I'd just left were in varying stages  of undress. I'm not the guy who stares at tits in a strip club with his  tongue hanging out. But if a sexy woman flirts with me, if I can smell  her, my cock does recognize the invitation. Pretty much always.

Yet I didn't flirt. I comported myself like a goddamn monk, playing  pool, chatting with my cousins and and letting the rest go right over my  head.

You want the truth? I might have left that room semi-hard, but I didn't actually want to fuck any of them.

Because my mind wasn't even in the room. It was set on hunting down  Sloane. As women were tossing off their skirts, my mind was wandering. I  saw myself sitting Sloane on my lap and whispering dirty things in her  ear. I'd lift up her dress and fuck her fast and hard until she yelled.  And right at the peak of her orgasm, I'd whisper the joke one of my  cousins had just told me:

What does Farmer Joe do when he can't decide whether to plow a blonde or a brunette? Answer: He gets the combine.

On second thought, maybe I wouldn't tell her that one.

Although the resultant wrestle might end well.

On third thought, no. Because as I walked down the little hall and faced  the room where everybody was gathered, I observed shit hitting the fan.





CHAPTER 32





Three Years Ago-Really Real



Charis: If you found yourself hanging at a party with Galileo Galilee,  Claudius Ptolemy, and Werner Heisenberg, which one would you rather play  a drinking game with? And why?

Asher: None of the above. None of those people spoke English.

Charis: Excuse me, I wasn't done. I was gonna add, um, there's a Babel fish in your ear to translate.

Asher: Ah. I guess I'd go with Heisenberg on principle then. Get it? Get it? Uncertainty Principle? Get it?

Charis: Lame. You want to know who I'd pick?

Asher: Sure, but first I have a question for you.

Charis: Well?

Asher: Have you ever played a drinking game in your life? It doesn't seem your thing.

Charis: Of course not. I have no head for alcohol, you know that. And I hate losing.

Asher: So let me get this straight. If you were a hypothetical drinker  who hypothetically were to play a drinking game you'd be sure to lose  with people who hypothetically knew each other who could hypothetically  communicate with each other, you'd have a definite choice among them.  Speaking hypothetically.

Charis: I can be hypothetical if I want. I have a right.

Asher: But can you be real?