Unfriended(Love in New Highland Book 1)(37)

       
           



       

"We had a public conversation."

"But that was before this thing."

"This thing."

"Yeah, this thing."

I put the phone away. "I think it's time we discussed this thing. At my place."





CHAPTER 21





One Year Ago-I'll Show You Mine



Charis: This one's serious. Did your mom or dad ever cheat on each other? Hey, don't look at me like that, it happens.

Asher: Not to my folks. There are six of us, Char. Does it look like they cheat?

Charis: No, of course not. I was just wondering.

Asher: They hump like bunnies. Each other. If Dad even leers at another woman, Mom withholds food.

Charis: What about your mom?

Asher: She flirts with everyone in existence. She says it's her duty as a Southern Belle. Dad keeps her in line.

Charis: Your family is really happy.

Asher: Yours isn't?

Charis: You'd think they'd be happy. I mean, my folks are all bohemian  and preaching tolerance and peace all the time. You'd think they'd be  relaxed and zen about life. But it's like nothing ever satisfies them  and they get into these bitchy fights and now I just learned they  regretted ever having a kid.

Asher: No fucking way.

Charis: Well they were high when I went home last time and they said  that. You know what's weird? They both had super-conservative  upbringings. So the house they retired in-you know the house-

Asher: Yeah, nice house.

Charis: Grandma bought it for them. They love it but they won't admit it because it's such a normal suburban house.

Asher: Are these people actually adults?

Charis: Ha! They're always insulting me and saying I'm just like their  stuffy parents and they expect me to get married to a boring guy and be  in the rat race all my life.

Asher: The rat race. You.

Charis: I know, right?

Asher: You wouldn't even race the other rats. You'd just start asking  everyone why they're running around and hand out questionnaires.

Charis: Very funny.

Asher: Being completely honest here. Your folks obviously don't know you.

Charis: Yeah. They think of themselves as these will-o-the-wisp  snowflakes. That's why they pay for my education, they want me to get a  well-paying career or find a rich husband so they don't have to be  responsible for me anymore and so I can take care of them when they're  old and they can go on being irresponsible getting wasted and making  these crazy investments and donating to these ridiculous causes like  castle restoration.

Asher: Castle restoration. Like … what castle?

Charis: I don't know, somewhere. It doesn't matter. That's the point.  They're in Sri Lanka right now and when they come back, Mom'll make me  feel guilty about her knee being damaged and Dad'll tell me all his  tools will be mine when he dies and I'm supposed to promise them I'll  support them in their old age even though I'll be living on somebody's  couch by then.

Asher: That's fairly fucked up.

Charis: Yeah, and you know what the most annoying thing is? They don't  even get that I can't be what they want. I picked a career that pays  peanuts unless you can get tenure and even then it's not like-well-

Asher: Like being in business for yourself?

Charis: Yeah, like you. I'm not about to marry a rich guy and then not have any children so they can be my fucking children.

Asher: Hey, that's why you don't want to get married, isn't it? It's not  about that wedding dress shit. You don't want to be forced to be  responsible for your folks.

Charis: Maybe. But that would make me as fucked up as they are. I mean,  we should want to love and support our parents when they get old. And I  guess I do, I wouldn't be mean to them, they don't need to run off to a  filial duty state or anything. I just don't want to sacrifice my whole  life for them.

Asher: They're messing with you, working you over. It's manipulative  shit. I'd do anything for my folks, but then I know they'd reciprocate.  Would yours?

Charis: This is a depressing conversation. Let's get milkshakes.



Asher



BEFORE I DROVE OFF WITH MY prize-well, you have to admit it was pretty  pirate-like, spiriting Charis away to my car under loud protest,  watching those sexy nipples tell me what she really thought about being  kidnapped-okay, not gonna lie, I'm a little preoccupied with Sloane's  nipples-I texted Mel back: It was a female human, that's all you need to  know.

"Is Karl really gonna go through with this?" Charis put her feet up on the dashboard.

"The wedding? Seems so. And thanks for getting shoe dirt on my dashboard."

"You're welcome. This weekend?"

"I doubt they can do it this weekend. There's a delay with a marriage  license. You'd know about that better than me," I pointed out.

"Delay … oh, right, I guess there is. I don't know how long you have to  wait after getting the license. Maybe a week? A couple of weeks?"                       
       
           



       

I slanted her a look. "You were going to get married, and you don't  know. Nice attention to detail concerning your entire future, Sloane."

She shrugged. "All I know is, he has to be married by his thirtieth birthday. I guess she'll have time to change her mind."

"I doubt she'll change her mind." I gripped the wheel tightly. I  definitely didn't want Charis thinking along those lines. If she wasn't  convinced Aura would help Karl, she might consider going back to him.  Her spurious sense of duty toward my lackadaisical brother was seriously  annoying.

"Why do you think she's doing it? Marrying him, I mean. She can't have fallen in love with Karl that fast."

I considered. Funny how I hadn't really given it much thought before.  Guess I was used to Aura's actions not making sense. "She wants a  husband."

"For real, she graduated two years early to go to law school and now she's all about her MRS? Why would she do that?"

I shrugged. "It's a legit goal." I have no problem with a woman's aspiring to be a wife. I mean, why the hell not?

"Well she obviously doesn't love Karl and she doesn't need the marriage financially. I just wonder what's in it for her."

"Validation," I sighed. "She needs constant affirmation that she's desirable."

"Oh, crap, no, really?" I caught a flash of the horror in her eyes.  "With Karl? She'll jump off a roof before their first anniversary," she  said flatly. "You have to stop her, Asher."

"I'm not going to stop her and have you fucking go back to being engaged  to him," I said, irritated. "What would I do to convince her, anyway?  Promise to take her back?"

"No!"

Her answer was pleasingly emphatic. I tossed her a huge smile. "No?"

"She wasn't good for you." Charis was suddenly all into my glove  compartment. "Hey, you have, like, an iPod in here. Is this an extra  one? I can't believe the way you throw money around, dude."

I bit my tongue about the money. When she saw what I'd done to my  house … But I knew she was trying to change the subject. "You jealous of  my ex, dude?"

She froze, then carefully sat back. "Maybe."

I soaked that in.

And then she went on, "Okay, yeah, I guess I've fantasized about tearing her eyes out once or twice or ten times."

I was shaken. I'm not too proud to say my cock, already at half mast, shot up. "That's hot," I murmured.

It ticked her off.

"What's hot about jealousy? What a prick thing to say. I hate it."

"It's not that. I hate it too, believe me. But I like that you're not  half as civilized as you act, Ms. Ivy Tower Sloane. I like that you want  me, that you've wanted me, that you're telling me this. You wet right  now? Mm, yeah, I'm not surprised," as I caught sight of the profile of  her nipples and the flames in her cheeks. I reached over to take her  hand. "I'm jealous of Karl. I don't want him putting his hands on you.  For anything."

Now she was staring at me. "Weird."

I laughed. "What's weird?"

"You. It's not like you're the clinging type."

"No?"

"I watched you and Aura at parties." She sounded uncomfortable. "I've  seen you drag her off of some guy's lap without acting mad. We've had  long philosophical discussions about jealousy, remember? You don't get  jealous, you said."

"Yeah, well, this isn't like that. Don't sit on another guy's lap. It'll piss me off."

"Oh." She was silent for the rest of the ride.

I was, too, recalling one of the aforementioned conversations about  jealousy. I'd breezily claimed nobody could ever pose enough of a threat  to make me jealous. Yeah, that was apparently bogus. When Sloane had  gotten engaged to Karl, I felt like he'd stolen what was mine.

What she didn't know was this was different. I'd never doubted I could  have Aura. I knew she flirted with other guys, but she'd always choose  me over another guy. Most women would. I guess you'd call that  arrogance. Whatever. My track record can back me up.