Truth or Beard(117)
Cletus took three bites, making us all wait in suspense, and then asked, “What I want to know is, why didn’t you come to me in the first place? And also, how do you get these to be so darn fluffy? It’s like eating a blueberry flavored cloud of awesome.”
“We didn’t tell you because we didn’t want to make you an accomplice, just in case we had to follow through,” Beau answered for me.
“I see. Thank you. I appreciate your thoughtfulness and concern for my wellbeing,” he said, using his most formal tone. Then added, “But that was really stupid of y’all.”
“So what are we going to do, Cletus?” Jethro got right to the point, giving our brother a charming smile despite his split lip.
“Nothing to do.” Cletus shrugged, sipped his coffee, and then set it down.
Beau and I exchanged looks of despair. If Cletus didn’t have a plan then we were going to have to rely on Tina.
Cletus must’ve seen our expressions and understood what they meant, because he added, “Let me clarify that last statement. There’s nothing to do because it’s already been done. In these cases, federal law requires the installer to inform local law enforcement when traps are suspected of being used for illegal purposes. The police have already been informed about those secret compartments because I informed them years ago, when I first installed the traps.”
Now Beau and I exchanged looks of astonishment. I don’t think either of us were capable of speech at that moment.
However, Jethro narrowed his eyes on Cletus and sounded half insulted. “What do you mean the police already know? Did you rat me out?”
Cletus tsked at Jethro and scrunched his nose like my oldest brother smelled badly. “No. Well…” His eyes moved up and to the right, as though reconsidering his answer. “Not in the way you mean. I informed the police when I installed the traps, because I suspected they’d be used for illegal purposes. Whether or not the police actually know about the traps is a different matter entirely.”
I was too tired for Cletus’s riddles. “Cletus, would you just speak plainly? What did you do? And what does it mean for us? Should we be worried about the Iron Order?”
“I’ll answer your questions in reverse. First, you do not need to worry about the Iron Order. They have no power over you, Jethro, or me, or Beau for that matter. In fact we are in a position to blackmail them, should we so choose.”
“Well, thank heavens.” Beau sat back in his chair and heaved a loud sigh of obvious relief.
“Second, what this means for ‘us’,” Cletus used air quotes around the word us, “is that we should—the four of us—go to the Dragon Biker Bar and meet with Repo, or even Razor himself. One of us will need to explain the situation, i.e. the Winston boys are immune to their threats, so they’ll quit their harassing and stay on their side of the school yard.”
“You want to talk to Razor?” Jethro asked like Cletus was certifiable.
Razor was the Iron Order’s president and one truly dangerous motherfucker.
“No. I did not say that. I said one of ‘us’.” Again, he used air quotes around us, but this time his eyes slid to me and he looked at me with meaning.
“What?” I asked, shaking my head. “You can’t mean me?”
Now all three of them were looking at me, and they were nodding.
“It makes sense,” Beau said encouragingly. I was not encouraged.
“It does,” Jethro agreed. “Razor hates my guts already, because of…well, the past. He doesn’t know Beau, but he can spot a bullshitter a mile away.”
“Are you calling me a bullshitter?” Beau frowned at Jethro.
“Yes. Yes, I am,” Jethro admitted smoothly.
“Okay. Just making sure. Carry on.” Beau’s smile was back and he looked quite satisfied, likely because it took one to know one.
“And Cletus…well, no offense, Cletus, but Razor won’t respond well to your style, either.”
“Agreed.” Cletus nodded once and took another bite of my cold pancakes. When he spoke next, he spoke around a full mouth. “It has to be Duane. He’s abrupt, irritable, and those charlatans don’t scare him any. He’s perfect.”
It was my turn to exhale loudly, shaking my head, but not willing to argue the point just yet. We’d have plenty of time to debate this later. Right now I wanted answers. “So, what did you do, Cletus? How did you inform the police without them knowing?”
“You know how I help with those mail sorter machines at the police stations and the central office? I maintain them for three counties. Just one of the many ways I spend my time helping the citizens of Tennessee.”