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By:Janet Evanovich


Ranger finished eating and pulled into traffic. “Let’s cruise down to Mike’s.”

“About tonight,” I said. “What sort of date is this?”

“Bodyguard detail for one of my better clients. He and his wife have been getting death threats. I have men watching their house, but they’re going out tonight, and I need someone to stay close to the wife.”

“Where are they going?”

“Viewing at the funeral home on Hamilton.”

“I need the red dress for that?”

“The red dress is for me,” Ranger said. “I like the red dress.”

•••

Mike’s Burger Place was a single-room diner with a couple scarred wood tables and some rickety chairs. It smelled like a bacon burger, and I could feel the grease in the air coating my skin, soaking into my hair. No customers. It wasn’t a lunch place. It would be packed at five o’clock with people getting takeout. A skinny sick-looking guy stood behind the counter. His white T-shirt was stained with God-knows-what, and he had a spatula in his hand.

“What can I get you?” he asked.

“Information,” Ranger said. “I’m looking for Billy.”

“Yeah, me too,” the guy said. “I’m filling in two shifts on this crap job because Billy took off.”

“Do you know where he is?” Ranger asked.

“No. Don’t care. What I know is he isn’t here.”

We got outside, and I put my fingertip to the pimple. It felt like it was growing, feeding on the grease.

“Babe,” Ranger said.

Babe means many things from Ranger. This was the first time it was a comment on a pimple.

I blew out a sigh. “I’m under a lot of stress.”

Ranger’s mouth curved into the hint of a smile.

“No, I don’t need help relieving my stress,” I said to him.

He opened the passenger side door for me. “I’ll drive past Lula’s house on the way to the bonds office, and I’ll have my men do tours down K Street.”

“Thanks.”

“Have you called the office to see if she’s there?”

“I called Connie while you were in the apartment building. Connie hasn’t heard from her.”

“She hasn’t been gone very long.”

“I know, but she left without her egg salad,” I said to Ranger. “Lula might abandon me, but she’d never drive off without her lunch.”

“Maybe something better came along.”





FIVE


CONNIE WAS ON the phone when I walked into the office. She hung up and looked over at me. “Have you heard from Lula?”

“No.” I put the deli bag on Connie’s desk. “It’s like she vanished into thin air. Left without her lunch.”

Vinnie stuck his head out of his inner office. “Do I smell egg salad?”

“It’s Lula’s lunch,” I said.

“So where’s Lula?” he asked.

Connie and I did a shoulder shrug.

“Don’t know,” I said.

Vinnie is like a cartoon character of a bail bondsman. Slicked-back hair, body like a weasel’s, pointy-toed shoes, skinny pants, and shiny shirts. He keeps a vodka bottle in his bottom desk drawer, next to his gun.

“Where’d you get the egg salad?” he asked.

“The deli on K Street.”

Vinnie ventured out of his office far enough to look in the lunch bag.

“Is this potato salad?” he asked.

“Yeah, and macaroni.”

“Anybody want any of this?”

“Not me,” Connie said.

“Nope,” I said. “Me either.”

“Hello, lunch,” Vinnie said, and he took the bag into his office and closed and locked his door.

“Any luck with Globovic?” Connie asked.

“I’m going back this afternoon to talk to his girlfriend.”

Vinnie yelled from inside his office. “Where’s my dessert? There’s no dessert here.”

“How do you keep from shooting him?” I asked Connie.

“I embezzle money from his bank account. It’s pretty satisfying.”

When most people say things like that it’s a joke. I suspected Connie was serious. And I’m sure she deserves whatever she steals.

“I’m going back to Kiltman,” I said. “Let me know if you hear from Lula.”

It took three tries to get my car to crank over, but I finally chugged down the street. I watched for the red Firebird as I drove across town. I tried to convince myself that Lula was at a shoe sale or all-you-can-eat sausage bar, but I wasn’t having a lot of success. There was a knot in my stomach and a hollow feeling in my chest.

I parked in a lot attached to the student center and walked to the front entrance. It was a big building containing a small theater, a food court, a gallery for student art, and a bunch of offices. The student paper was located in one of the second-floor office spaces. Every inch of the room was cluttered with stacks of papers, office machines, some utilitarian desks, and mismatched chairs. Two women were at a desk, studying something on a laptop.