“I’m not sure why he came,” Laurent says, “but I know you’re going to prove him wrong.”
“Uhhh,” Billy says. “Yes. Yes, I will prove him wrong.”
“I want you to know,” Laurent says, “that here at The Ingot we really appreciate and believe in your work.”
“Um, okay,” Billy says. It actually does still mean something to hear somebody say that. He takes the words and mentally fashions them into a tiny badge of honor, which he fastens invisibly over his heart.
“Five minutes,” Laurent says. He checks his watch. “Well, three. Okay?”
“Okay,” Billy says.
“So that’s Anton Cirrus,” Anil says, as Laurent heads off toward the stage.
“Yes,” Billy says, with contempt. “I’ve seen his photo before. On Gawker.”
“You should go over there and punch him in the face.”
For a long moment Billy actually considers this as a viable direction in which the evening could go.
“I think you could take him,” says the Ghoul.
“It would be in the tradition of great literary brawls,” Anil says. “You know: Hemingway vs. Stevens?”
“Mailer vs. Vidal,” adds the Ghoul.
“Ridgeway vs. Cirrus!” Anil exclaims. “Think about it.”
“No,” Billy says.
“You could impress your woman.”
Denver rolls her eyes.
“No,” Billy says.
“You could make your reputation.”
“The only thing that is going to make my reputation tonight is if I read something good. Something that will get fucking Anton Cirrus to print something about how awesome I am, which will involve getting fucking Anton Cirrus to change his fucking mind. To say, Oh, actually, I was wrong. How often can you remember that happening?”
None of them can come up with even a single time.
“So,” Denver says, to break the deathly silence that has settled over the table. “What are you going to read?”
“I had this idea, actually,” Billy says. “That I wasn’t going to read anything? I was going to get up there and just—improvise something? To tell a story, you know, from within? From the unconscious?”
Everyone stares at him.
“You know,” he says. “Like oral storytelling?”
Everyone keeps staring.
“That’s what storytellers do?” Billy tries.
“Do something else,” Denver says, finally.
“Do anything else,” Anil adds.
“This is a horrible idea, isn’t it?” Billy says.
No one confirms this, but no one denies it either.
“Shit,” Billy says. “All right. I’ll just pull something out of the file. But there’s nothing in there that’s good. Not good enough.”
He looks around at the base of the table but can’t find his backpack. It occurs to him that he left it behind, at the other bar, down the block. He calculates how long it would take him to run down there, get it, and get back. At least seven to ten minutes. Which he doesn’t have. Laurent is already on stage, gleaming white in the spotlight, fiddling with the microphone.
“I don’t have the file,” Billy says.
“Why not?” Anil says.
“Why not isn’t important. What’s important is that I need a story. I need a story in the next thirty seconds.”
“I’d like to thank everyone for coming—can you all hear me?” Laurent is saying.
“Tell the one about the Devil,” Anil says.
“I thought of that,” Billy says.
“It’s a good story,” Anil says.
“It needs a third act.”
“It needs a second act. But it’s interesting, at least.”
“Wait,” Denver says. “Which story?”
“The one about the Devil,” Billy says. At the periphery of his attention he can hear his biographical details being declaimed on stage by Laurent.
“What devil?” Denver says.
“The Judeo-Christian Devil,” Billy says.
“You met the Devil?”
“It’s a long story. But you’ll hear it in a second. And then after this we’ll work everything out. I promise.”
And then, fuck it, he goes for the Hail Mary. He looks straight into Denver’s eyes and says, “I love you.”
Denver responds with a tired smile, a smile that expresses a sense of bitter confirmation rather than actual pleasure. Billy’s heart sinks. Laurent, on stage, says, “Please welcome our first reader, Billy Ridgeway.”
Light applause. Billy is up, out of his chair, and he walks toward the stage, still kind of half contemplating bolting across the room and punching Anton Cirrus in the face as a way to get out of having to do this. He turns and he looks back at the table: Denver, Anil, the Ghoul. They look so happy there, without him. It occurs to him just how easily he could be replaced.