Bimsley turned a snort of derision into a wet cough.
‘Starting with you, Colin. Stand up, please.’ Land glared at him. Bimsley’s pupils shrank at the prospect of conjuring something to say. As the silence lengthened, Meera poked him sharply below the ribs.
‘Colin Bimsley,’ said Colin Bimsley. ‘Detective Constable, which means I do the heavy lifting around here. I requested the posting to the PCU because my dad was in the unit and taught me all about the place when I was a nipper. I’ve still got his old uniform. I also inherited his balance problem, which has now been diagnosed as DSA, that’s Diminished Spatial Awareness, which means I occasionally misjudge distances and bash into things. Mr Bryant and Mr May offered me a desk job, but I didn’t want to let them down.’
‘So instead he falls down steps and off roofs, and runs into lampposts when he’s chasing criminals,’ said Meera, not without a hint of affection.
‘I’ve got four major topics of conversation – law enforcement, football, amateur dramatics and science fiction. And that’s me for you.’ Bimsley sat back down.
‘Mangeshkar, you’re next.’ Land’s glare intensified.
‘I grew up on the Peckham Estate back when it was really a mess,’ Meera told Renfield. ‘I got into the force and was packed off to dumping grounds like Dagenham, Kilburn and Deptford. They figured I knew the territory, and I was as tough as anyone on the estates. It wasn’t working with junkies and nutters that got to me so much as the endless self-deception. Kids who thought they were going to turn their lives around, parents who insisted their kids could do no wrong, social workers who completely misread situations. If I’d just wanted to work with the poor I’d have joined a charity organization. I wasn’t there to change lives, I was a copper, not an evangelist. Does it make sense to say that I came here looking for a more productive form of police work?’ She stared down at her hands, as if expecting to find the answer there. ‘I thought I could learn more in criminal investigation. Maybe I am, I don’t know.’
‘Hmm.’ Land had been hoping for more of a career précis, but now it felt as though he was taking confession. ‘April, I hope you can explain what you do here, because I’m buggered if I know.’
April glanced guiltily at her boss. She was aware that her grandfather had petitioned Land to hire her, and despite showing great promise at the unit, still felt as though she did not belong among professional criminologists. ‘Well,’ she began softly, ‘I’m just here to help out. I’m good at putting things together.’
‘What does that mean?’ asked Renfield. ‘What field of expertise did you train in?’
‘I have no formal training, but the Scarman Centre at Leicester University advocated the hiring of non-professionals in specialist criminology units, and Mr May asked me to join the PCU.’
‘You mean your grandfather invited you in. Jobs for all the family, eh?’
‘Give her a break, Renfield,’ said Longbright. ‘The girl is bloody good. She collates information and assembles it together with forensic evidence, witness reports, time-lines, data analysis and profiling strategies, and she does it instinctively. Could you do that?’
It was obvious to Renfield that the rest of the unit was prepared to defend May’s grandchild. It was now common knowledge that her mother had been killed in the line of duty, and that April suffered intermittent bouts of agoraphobia as a result. She was thin and ethereally pale; she looked as if a strong wind might blow her away. Was this fragile woman really the kind of person a specialist crime unit should be employing?
‘Let’s move on to Mr Kershaw,’ Land suggested hopefully.
‘I suppose I’m the odd man out,’ Kershaw began, thoughtfully tucking a lock of lank blond hair behind his right ear. ‘Giles Kershaw, twenty-eight, single, can’t imagine why, ha ha. I went to Eton, which left my parents as impoverished as church mice but granted them a sense of genetic superiority over the sturdy farming stock in their parish. The police force is no place for the well educated, let me tell you. I was studying to be a biochemist when I became fascinated with the morphology of death, which pretty much put my sex life on hold. I’ve been under the tutelage of Mr Bryant and Mr May for long enough to appreciate the uniqueness of this unit, and the utter foolishness of attempts by the Home Office to close us down. Oh, and I’m your new pathologist.’
‘Mr Banbury?’
Dan Banbury had passed his formative years in an East End bedroom sprawled across a candlewick bedspread, angrily punching a laptop connected to several thousand pounds’ worth of computer equipment. From this unprepossessing, cable-festooned site he penetrated enough security loopholes to bring himself to the attention of a forensic team specializing in hi-tech fraud. However, he escaped prosecution after citing the case of Onel de Guzman, the twenty-four-year-old Filipino student at AMA computer college who evaded prison despite having released the world’s most destructive computer virus. The police were so impressed with his defence that they asked him to check their own security system, and Banbury found himself studying on the right side of the law. It was hard to imagine that anyone so bright could have so few communication skills.