I sat at a long desk, groaning as my knees bent, all too aware that, if I sat too long, I would probably be unable to get up. Still, it was pleasant to sit there, listening to the clamor of the market below and the screeching axles of the chariots in the Circus, where the horses were being exercised. A few minutes of this, and Demetrius returned with a slave boy, each of them bearing a basket laden with papyrus scrolls and wooden tablets.
“Here they are, sir,” he announced. “All still in one place, luckily.”
“Would you happen to have a list of that year’s magistrates handy?” I asked him.
He turned to the slave boy. “Bring my writing kit and some scrap papyrus.” The boy went away, and I began arranging the documents on the table. When he returned, Demetrius took his reed pen and began writing down the names of the serving magistrates of the third previous year, neatly and from memory: consuls, praetors, aediles, tribunes, and quaestors. “Do you need the promagistrates serving outside of Rome?” he asked. “I’ll have to look some of them up.”
“No need,” I assured him. “I can see you’re going to be invaluable to me next year.”
“I look forward to it,” he said, apparently without irony. “Will there be anything else?”
“I don’t think so.”
“I will leave Hylas here with you. If you should need anything, he will see to it.”
I thanked him and set to work. The boy named Hylas sat on a bench. After a while I became aware that he was staring at me.
“What is it?” I asked.
The boy blushed. He appeared to be about twelve years old. “Excuse me, sir. Are you a charioteer?”
This was a new one. “Nothing so exalted, I am sorry to report. I am a mere senator. What causes me to resemble the racing gentry?”
“It’s just that, well, the only men I’ve ever seen bruised up like that are charioteers who’ve been in wrecks.”
“Am I that colorful?”
“The whole side of your neck and half your face are purple,” he reported.
“Sometimes,” I told him, “the gods are demanding. Now, I have work to do.”
Scanning the list of magistrates, I saw immediately the one name I knew I would find: Clodius. He was one of the tribunes, and the main reason I was out of Rome that year. He had been another busy man. Besides his scandalous legislation to distribute grain to the people free of charge (his promise to do so had secured him the election), he had worked furiously to get Cicero exiled, to get the proconsular provinces of Macedonia and Syria for the year’s consuls, and to do more besides. It seemed unlikely, however, that he would be concerned with the aediles’ persecutions of foreign cults.
The earliest dated document of the year was an instruction from the consul Piso to investigate and scourge from the City the Egyptian cults, which were distracting citizens from observance of the State religion and, more seriously, sucking money from Rome to Egypt.
Next, Aemilius Scaurus reported on the proliferation of Egyptian temples in Rome, in the surrounding municipia, and in Italian towns as far afield as Capua and Pompeii. Most of them were dedicated to the Isis cult. This caused me some amusement. Having spent some time in Egypt, I happened to know that the cult of Isis and Osiris was just about the dullest, most respectable religion imaginable. The whole College of Vestals could attend the Isis ceremonies for years without being exposed to the mildest impurity.
Now, the Egyptians had some truly scabrous cults, but they kept the good stuff at home, to themselves. What these guardians of public morals really needed was to attend one of the festivals of Min or Bes, gods who delivered their worshipers a good time.
Once the unfortunate followers of Isis had been dealt with, the aediles turned their attention to other cults and to magicians practicing solo. The tally of names looked like one of Sulla’s proscription lists, although they probably weren’t as profitable to those denouncing them. I thought it might be amusing to find out how many of these men were still practicing in the City. That would tell me how many had been able to bribe their way out of the ban.
I noted that most of the names were foreign. Some were Etruscan, many were Marsian, and the rest were Greek, Syrian, and so forth. I was willing to bet that many were ex-slaves with fake names and accents. For some reason, those who believe in magic are always ready to credit exotic foreigners with greater power in these matters than their own countrymen.
“Listen to these,” I said to young Hylas. “Hezzebaal the Paphlagonian, Chrysanthus of Thebes, Cinnamus of Lydia, Euscios the Arab, Ugbo the Wonder-Worker—Ugbo! What sort of name is that? It sounds like a dog gagging.”