“Shall we have some champagne?” Lance asked. His voice was deep, and he seemed to have a mid-Atlantic accent. A waiter appeared and took the order. A moment later, they were sipping Krug ’66.
“I’m astonished to see this on a wine list,” Stone said.
“It isn’t on the list,” Lance replied. “It’s a secret, and I’m sure they have only a few bottles left. Erica tells me you’re a lawyer.”
“That’s correct.”
“And with Woodman and Weld?”
“I’m of counsel to the firm.”
“Not a partner?”
“No, most of my work for them is done outside the firm.”
Lance regarded him gravely. “It sounds as though you’re as much of a secret at Woodman and Weld as this wine is at the Connaught.”
“I’m not quite a secret,” Stone said. “Like the champagne, I’m available on request.”
“Tell me, Stone,” Lance continued, “have you ever done government work of any kind?”
“I worked for the government of New York City as a police officer for many years.”
“Did you? Erica didn’t mention that. What sort of police officer?”
“Every sort, at one time or another. I began as a patrolman and finished as a homicide detective.”
“Finished rather young, didn’t you?”
“I was retired for medical reasons.”
“You look reasonably fit.”
“I took a bullet in the knee.”
“That’s very romantic.”
“I can assure you that, at the time, it was not in the least romantic, only painful.” Lance was grilling him, and Stone was determined to be polite about it.
“Lance,” Erica said, “you’re hogging Stone; we’d like to talk to him, too.”
Monica spoke up, and her accent was more than mid-Atlantic; it was quite English. “How does one recover from a bullet in the knee?” she asked, and she seemed fascinated.
“With surgery and therapy,” Stone said. “It doesn’t bother me much anymore. If it becomes troublesome again, I can have it replaced.”
“Ah, yes,” Monica said, “the modular approach to human anatomy. I suppose Lance will be having a new liver soon.”
Stone and Erica laughed; Lance pretended to.
“And what do you do, Monica?” Stone asked.
“I have an art gallery, in Bruton Street.”
“Did you study art somewhere?”
“At MountHolyoke, like Erica, only a few years ahead of her. I got a master’s in art history there, then went to work for Sotheby’s. Erica followed in my footsteps, but she lasted only until Lance spirited her away.”
“I heard that story at lunch,” Stone said. “How long have you lived in London?”
“Nearly ten years.”
Lance spoke up. “Long enough to acquire a pretentious accent.”
Monica and Erica both shot him searing glances. “Do you really find my accent pretentious, Lance?” Monica asked.
“Oh, very.”
“It seems that every time I speak to you, your accent has traveled a hundred miles farther to the east,” she said dryly.
Lance flushed a little.
Stone began to feel that all was not entirely well between Monica and Lance, or maybe, between Lance and anybody. “Lance, what made you ask if I’d done government work?”
“Just a hunch,” Lance said. “Perhaps there’s something a little bureaucratic about you.”
Stone laughed. “When I was on the public payroll, hardly anybody thought I was bureaucratic enough. I wasn’t thought of as a team player by the NYPD.”
“And why ever not?” Lance drawled.
“Because I wasn’t, I suppose. I tended to go my own way, something that’s never appreciated in large organizations.”
“I know what you mean,” Lance said.
“Oh? Are you employed by a large organization?”
“No, but I’ve had a taste of it,” Lance replied.
“And, I take it, you didn’t like the taste?”
“You might say that.”
“What, exactly, do you do?” Stone asked.
“I consult,” Lance replied.
“With whom do you consult, and about what?” Stone asked, glad to be the griller instead of the grillee.
“With a number of people about a number of things,” Lance replied. “Monica, will you pass the crisps, please?” Monica slid the little bowl of homemade potato chips toward him. He turned to Erica. “So, how was shopping today? Find anything?”
“Only a pen and some fruit,” Erica replied.
Stone was about to ignore the swift change of subject and return to the grilling when Lance looked at his watch.