“May I help you?” I turned to see that a woman had come into the garden. I did not recognize her, but I was greatly taken by her wheat-colored hair and large gray eyes, and by the sound of her voice.
“I am Decius Caecilius Metellus the Younger,” I said. “I need to speak with the Pontifex Maximus.”
“He is not here at the moment,” she said. “Is it a matter in which I might be of assistance?” Her grammar and diction were perfect. Her poise was elegant, her manner open and helpful without being obtrusively familiar. In a word, patrician.
“I am engaged in an investigation of the recent, ah, unpleasantness at the rites of Bona Dea in this house.”
She did not look pleased. “On such a matter,” she said, “who has the authority to question the Pontifex Maximus?”
This was an embarrassingly penetrating question. “This is not an interrogation, my lady. I’ve been instructed by one of the most distinguished members of the Senate to make an informal inquiry, not to bring charges, mind you, but merely to…”
“Metellus Celer,” she said.
“Eh? Ah, well, you see, you are not totally incorrect in this, but actually…” It has never been my habit to babble, but this woman had caught me completely off guard. “Who did you say you were?” I asked.
“I did not say. I am Julia.” This narrowed things somewhat. She belonged to the fifty percent of gens Julia that were female.
“I knew that Caius Julius had a daughter, but I had thought she was … well, I had the impression that she was, shall we say, younger.”
She kept her face patricianly impassive, but I sensed that she was laughing inwardly at my ridiculous discomfiture.
“Caius Julius is my uncle. I am Julia Minor, second daughter of Lucius Julius Caesar.”
“I see. I knew you had to be one of those Julias. I mean, I should say … how did you know it was Celer?”
“You are a Caecilius Metellus and he is the husband of Clodia Pulcher.”
“You have a very well developed faculty of deduction,” I said.
“Thank you. I take that as a compliment, considering its source. You are famed for that very faculty.”
“I am?” I said, not sure whether to be flattered.
“Yes. My uncle speaks of you often. He says you are one of the most interesting men in Rome.”
“He does?” I was truly astonished. I knew Caius Julius only slightly. It had not occurred to me that he spoke of me, with or without approval.
“Oh, yes. He says there’s no one like you for snooping and prying and drawing deductions. He says your skill merits classification as a branch of philosophy.” I did not believe that she was deliberately flattering or gulling me. She seemed as open and honest as anyone I had ever met. Of course, no one was more aware than I of my susceptibility to attractive women.
“I have always avoided philosophy,” I told her, “but who am I to dispute definitions with such a master of the rhetorical arts?”
Finally she smiled. “Exactly. Well, I am sorry that Caius Julius is not here to speak with you, but I am pleased to have met you at last.” She made to leave, but I did not want her to go.
“Stay, please,” I said.
“Yes?” She was a little puzzled, as was I.
“Well.” I groped for words. “Perhaps you could help me. Were you here that night?”
“Only married ladies attend the rites of Bona Dea. I am not married.”
“I see.” I was inordinately pleased to know that she was not married. “How wonderful. I mean, I am not happy that you were not here.” My words were getting tangled again.
“I didn’t say I was not here, just that I did not attend the rites.”
“Ah. Well, it is a rather large house.”
“You’re going about this all wrong, you know. I fear that you disappoint me.”
“I fail to understand,” I said.
“Just going into great men’s houses and asking direct questions. That’s no way to get to the bottom of this matter.”
I was a little crestfallen. After all, who was famed for this sort of thing?
“Well, it is a little different from investigating a throat-cutting in the Subura. Could you suggest a better method?”
“Let me help you.”
“You have already very kindly made that offer,” I reminded her.
“I mean, let me be your helper in this investigation. I can go places you cannot.”
This took me greatly aback. “Why should you want to do that?”
“Because I am intelligent, well-educated, personable and bored to a state of Medea-like madness. I’ve followed your career for years by way of gossip among women and table discussion among my father and his brother and their friends. It is just the sort of activity I feel drawn to. I can go places you cannot. Let me help you.” In true patrician fashion she demanded this as her right, but I could detect a pleading tone in her voice.