“It’s good to see that our ancient patrician families still produce sturdy young men,” I said, beaming at him. One more Claudian was like one more rat as far as I was concerned, but I would give him the benefit of the doubt. Every century or so the Claudians produced a good man. The elder Appius was a decent sort. The fact that this one was consorting with Clodius was definitely not a mark in his favor.
“Thank you,” he said. “I—I do not wish to be rude, sir, but I have an—an appointment and I must hurry,” he stammered nervously. “I must go.”
“By all means,” I said, “don’t let me detain you. And you must call on me soon. I would like to become better acquainted.” I took his hand in both of mine and noticed that it was trembling. Then I noticed something decidedly odd: On the forefinger of his hand he wore a great, bulbous poison ring.
I stared at his fear-stiffened back as he walked away. Why on earth was he wearing one of those? I suppose I should explain here. Back in those days poison rings were not really uncommon, but barbarians often think that we used them to poison our enemies. They fancy that the rings had spring-loaded lids to facilitate the surreptitious sprinkling of poison into an enemy’s cup. Actually, they were a means of quick suicide. The domed chamber was cunningly wrought as a seamless capsule filled with poison. There was no access to the poison save by breaking open the capsule. In times of civil strife, when picking the wrong faction could mean death, you saw them everywhere. They were rare in tranquil times. These were relatively tranquil times.
I wore a poison ring myself from time to time. When you knew that at any moment a rampaging mob might break your door down, or your enemies were chasing you through the alleys, it was comforting to have a fast escape. Just bite through the thin gold, suck out the poison, and you might avoid being tortured, or hurled from the Tarpeian Rock, or dragged on a hook into the Tiber.
The boy was far too young to have serious enemies. Perhaps, I thought, he was just trying to get a little drama into his life. It is the common practice of boys just come to manhood to do things like that: wear poison rings or conceal swords beneath their tunics or write dreadful poems. However, nothing remotely connected with Publius Clodius was too trifling to rouse my suspicions.
The booth was typical of the sort: a flimsy construction of poles, roofed and walled with cheap, heavy cloth. Unlike the vendors’ booths, this one did not have a table out front for the display of wares. Instead, the front and sides were decorated with magical symbols: crescent moons, snakes, owls and the like. I pushed aside the curtain and ducked through the low doorway. The interior was full of baskets containing all manner of herbs, vials of scented oils and nameless articles, of interest solely to the practitioners of magic. In one rustling basket I saw a knot of writhing black snakes.
“May I help you, sir?” The speaker was an absurdly ordinary-looking peasant woman. She might as well have been selling turnips in the produce market.
“I am the Senator Decius Caecilius Metellus the Younger,” I said portentously. “I want to know what the noble youth who just left was doing here.”
She looked me over. “Is there any reason I should talk about my clients to you?”
“Your sort is forbidden within the city, you know,” I said.
“The stripe’s on your tunic, not your toga,” she pointed out. By this she meant that I did not wear the purple-bordered toga praetexta and therefore plainly had no judicial power.
“No, but my father is the Censor Metellus,” I said.
“Is that so? I don’t follow political matters much. Well, if that’s the case, he’s the one I should be talking to, I suppose. Why don’t you fetch him here and we’ll sit down and have a little chat?”
“Woman, you try my patience. Don’t you know how to show the proper respect to a Senator?”
She looked at me pityingly. “Now, sir, you know perfectly well a Senator’s just a citizen with a purple stripe on his tunic. If you only knew how many Senators come to me wanting a poison to get rid of their wives, or an abortion for a slave girl, and me just a poor, honest fortune-teller and herbalist. The wives come, too, because the noble husband’s been away all year and they’re going to have a baby that’ll come out looking just like the Gallic stableboy. You’d be shocked at what your peers get up to, sir.” Unfortunately, I would not be a bit shocked.
“And you, of course, would have nothing to do with such things?”
“I should hope not!” She made a number of gestures against the evil eye and other supernatural misfortunes. “I read the signs and give advice. Come to me with a cold or a hangover and I’ll mix you up a potion to relieve your suffering, but don’t ask me to do anything illegal.”