He asked her a question, to which she nodded her head and opened the door wider. He walked past her bed to the bathroom. Ahh. What lady would decline a gentleman's last minute request to jet a piss before being sent out into the winter to hail a cab at four in the morning?
The gentleman switched on the bathroom light and closed the door. Although windowed bathrooms are rather rare in New York City, the Princess and the Perfects' building privileged its tenants with tiny two-foot by three-foot windows in its bathrooms. I could see the Princess' sink and beveled mirrored medicine cabinet.
After taking a leak, the broad-shouldered man zipped up and washed his hands. Then, boldly, he opened the medicine cabinet and began reading the labels on all the curious-looking pill bottles. The bastard was doing what any male driven to get humpalumpa'd with a practical stranger on a first date would do: check to see what ails the owner of the cavity he wants to penetrate. Herpes? HIV? Bacterial meningitis? Antidepressants? Anti-psychotic pills? The pill? What dangers lie within the vessel of the luminous L'Oreal hair and the fluid Grace Kelly frock?
The light flashed on in the apartment to the left.
Schlongzilla entered his apartment, threw his ribbed red and army green beanie cap onto his bed, and placed his collapsible massage table in the corner against the wall. Like a theater curtain, he lifted his thin draping Hugo Boss sweater over his head. Lights spotlighted a dark rippled abdomen, deep striations on either side of the spine, and shoulders the size of coconuts stretching from one side of the stage to the other. He was so perfectly crafted, he deserved to be slivered into thin cold cuts, plated on a silver tray, and passed out with crudités to every woman in Manhattan needing a little black Brazilian protein.
He peeled his furry gunmetal grey sweats down to his ankles, no underwear in sight. The knob at the end of his thick, fleshy rope swung like Tarzan down to his knee and picked up Jane at the bottom. It was half-chubbed and flushed with red as if he'd just gotten off only recently. Of course. That was a far more believable explanation than a legitimate massage scheduled at four in the morning. Sweat pants, after all, was a hustler's ideal uniform-the perfect blend of comfort, rugged masculinity, feminine softness, affordability, subtle but clear delineation of the product, accessibility, and, most importantly, machine-washable. Who am I to judge the serpentine son-of-a-bitch? If I had an anaconda for a pet, I'd cash in on every single inch too.
To his right, on the other side of the brick wall, Mrs. Perfect spirited into view at the kitchen sink. Soft light filtered through the hanging copper pots and pooled around the marble island like an enchanted glen in a shadowed wood. But the lady who stood at the sink was anything but a Disney ingénue. She poured a bottle of bourbon into a diamond beveled crystal tumbler, pressing the knotted belt of her silk peach bathrobe against the sink to keep her body steady and upright. Heavy darkened bags puffed out under her eye sockets. Her hair was stringy and Medusaed in all directions like she'd just been attacked by a wet, oily, electrical storm. Her lips were pursed tightly as if her lips were stapled shut, but her jaws strained to expel a scream. Mrs. Perfect downed the tumbler of bourbon in one gulp. Fill 'er up.
There was a subtle change of the courtyard lighting, as if someone had taken a flash with a very dim cameral bulb. But it wasn't a camera at all. I lifted the pillow blocking the bottom right portion of my view. Far below Mrs. Perfect, at ground level and to the right, the Little Old Man had switched off his television. His set was decades old, miraculously still functional, with color tubes that fluctuated with sudden bursts of light when switched on or off or when changing the channel. With great effort, the Little Old Man slowly pushed his body upright, propping himself up with his thin arms. He stared off with agitation into the black screen, then let his eyes drift up to the ceiling corner, then to the kitchenette, then across to the window. What was he registering? Or searching for? Or was he merely restless at four in the morning?
Old men tend to sleep less, true, but I'd never seen his eyes as aware and alert as they were now. It could be due to the fact that his little plastic baggie was empty. He could not, therefore, drift asleep in a pot-haze dreamscape. That might account for his anxiousness; his body's immediate sludginess at enforced detoxification. Or was something else making him restless? The only alteration in his life, from what I observed, was the last visit from the Old Black Man with the White Moustache. Could that be it? What did he give him all his money for?
He let his eyes drift up the buildings across the courtyard. Although he was staring into a void, for I doubted his eyesight could've been clear enough to traverse the courtyard, his gaze settled in the direction of my living room. I saw with even greater clarity how troubled his mind was. How his emotions sabotaged his peace. His eyes revealed how badly he was losing some battle …
Graves...Graves … fuck …
His anguished, dark eyes stared through the window into our trailer living room at least three times a week that summer. Perhaps more. I grew weary of sleepless nights, wondering when that old man's gaunt face would appear in the bottom corner of the window, his laser-focused, tortured eyes staring at Paul and me. So I found it easier to pretend it wasn't happening just to get some sleep. But even with that tactic, when I'd have my face buried in the pillow, I'd suddenly feel the hot pressure of his eyes on my skin. Like a molten branding rod nearing my hide inch by inch in silence. My heart would start pounding. I'd turn over and inevitably Graves would be eyeing me. I'd muffle a scream with the sheet. After several weeks, I'd charitably stopped waking Paul up when the horror would appear at the window.
I wanted more than anything to close the curtain, but that was the only one Grandfather kept open … pointedly. I couldn't defy him, even if I didn't understand why. I'd defied Grandfather before and found his punishment worse than any smack across the face that Dad would have lovingly administered. Infinitely more punishing. But why that curtain? The only one facing Graves' living room and kitchen? The one curtain in which every single time Graves washed the dishes or poured himself a glass of water, he'd have to look into our kitchen and living room?
Why?
I found my hand reaching for my iPhone and fishing through the call log.
I selected Palmer's number.
After five rings, a soft tired voice answered, "Hello?"
"Who is Graves?"
"Uhh … What d'ya mean?"
"Who was Graves to my Grandfather?"
When he hesitated, I knew he was not only registering my identity, but also my motivation behind that question.
He asked, "D'ya know what time it is?"
I looked at the clock. It was one in the morning in Placerville, California. I guess that's late for the Trailer Park set.
"I can call back," I said.
"It's gotta be eatin' at you if you're up at this hour thinkin' about whatever it is. Let me … umm … hold on."
His receiver clicked as he placed on the nightstand. I heard the hollow thudding of footsteps on the carpet of a thin trailer floor.
Thum. Thum. Thum.
I heard him unscrewing a bottle and pouring something into a glass. It sounded like it was only a couple ounces of whatever it was. Whiskey? If a conversation with me prompted the consumption of hard liquor, there was a lot more to the narrative surrounding Palmer, Graves, and Grandfather than I anticipated. Not happy rosy stuff.
He trod back toward the receiver.
Thum. Thum. Thum.
From out of nowhere, Grandfather approached the bedroom down the hall.
Thum. Thum. Thum.
Our faces turned white.
Along with our bodies, our proclivity to get into mischief had also been transplanted to the bumfuck boonies of the foothills of the Sierra Mountains. We'd snuck into grandfather's bedroom while he was fixing the carburetor on the Firebird in his gravel driveway.
Grandfather seemed to be obsessed with Firebirds. He had three in his driveway and had given two to my father. They were neither stylish nor easy to maintain, but light blue, maroon, silver, black, and white Firebirds seemed inextricably linked to every family event and filled every family garage.
Paul and I came to understand that the gravel on the driveway was placed there for very specific purposes. It prevented the mud from forming after a rain, sludging up the driveway and making it too slick for the Firebird's tires to get traction. It soaked up the leaks from the ever-dripping gas-guzzlers. But most importantly, the crunching sound on the gravel warned my grandfather when anyone was approaching his front door, either by foot or by vehicle.
Paul and I figured that the crunching my Grandfather made as he circled the engine with his tools served perfectly as a bell around his neck, and thus it would be the best time to explore this strange new trailer.