“Never. If you want, I’ll fuck you now.”
The gall. I wouldn’t fuck him now if my clit was on fire and needed to be doused with nub-saving come. I roll my eyes at him.
“No thanks, we have a lifetime of fucking ahead of us,” I say mockingly.
He shrugs and starts to walk away as if it makes no difference to him one way or the other. He’s such a jackass sometimes. Before I can stop myself I throw my half-eaten banana at him and it hits him on the back of his neck.
He spins around, wipes his neck and looks down at the banana on the floor.
“Did you really just fruitally assault me?”
He thinks he’s so damned funny with his wordplay. “Considering I got cheated out of a fuck, consider yourself lucky,” I say crabbily.
Three for the Show
From Hard Candy for Christmas
Christmas Eve Delight
“I don’t understand. I thought you two had decided to move on?” Lia asked.
“No, you decided that. We weren’t really given a choice, now were we?” Dale said defensively.
“I did it to save your friendship.” Lia retorted back just as defensively.
“Well, it hasn’t done us any favors.” Nick replied.
Lia looked hurt. “I never wanted to come between you two. You have to believe that.”
“We do believe you. So we’ve decided that no matter what you decide tonight, we’re okay with it. So here we are, asking you, who do you want to be with?” Nick questioned Lia.
Lia was shocked. They were still asking her to choose? How thick were these two?
“I’m not choosing. I won’t. I can’t. I thought I made that abundantly clear. I want you both. If I can’t have you both, then I don’t want either of you,” Lia said, sniffing back tears.
Dale and Nick were astounded by her answer.
“You want us both? Both?” Dale asked.
“You can’t ask us to share you.” Nick replied.
“What do you think you’ve been doing all this time? You have been sharing me, you big dopes.” Lia rolled her eyes, stunned by their collective ignorance.
Dale cocked his head to the side and Nick scratched his chin like an old professor and Lia was reminded of the first night she met them.
“I want you both.” Lia reiterated in hopes of helping them to see her side. “I need you both.” She said more fervently.
Their eyes softened and she could see the wheels turning in their heads.
“Think how wonderful it will be. No secrets. No competition. Just the three of us together in every sense.” She was doing her best to make her case.
She saw light around them again and the wonderful smell of home drifted past her nose. They both smiled at her and she knew she had convinced them.
“I want you both right now. I think you’ve made me wait long enough. Don’t you? I’ll consider having you both at the same time an early Christmas gift.”
She looked down at both of their firmly pressed packages in their pants and could see them growing harder. Dale walked over and caressed her face and kissed her deeply. When she opened her eyes to look at Nick’s reaction, his eyes were narrowed, but not out of anger; out of pure lust. He walked over and stood behind Lia and kissed the back of her neck while he squeezed her breasts and Dale continued to kiss her mouth.
Nick pressed himself firmly into her ass and she could feel that he was fully erect. When she reached down to Dale’s cock, it, too, was completely hard.
Nick pulled Lia’s top off over her head and unbuttoned her bra. Dale bent down and sucked at them, while moving his mouth down her belly and unbuttoning her pants. He slid them down her legs and pulled her panties off. She felt Nick squeeze her ass cheeks. Dale’s hot tongue was inside of her before she had a chance to realize what was happening and almost simultaneously, she felt Nick’s hot tongue in her ass from behind.
She put her hands in her hair, feeling overwhelmed with arousal and desire. Was she dreaming? This was all too good to be true. They had hardly put up a fight at all. Perhaps because they knew it was inevitable. Nick stood up and whispered in her ear.
“I want to be inside you.”
She opened her eyes and looked down at Dale who was watching her keenly. When he heard Nick’s whispered words, he smiled and stopped licking.
“Me, too.”
Lia kicked her clothes to the side and led them both to the bedroom as they stripped along the way. When they got into the bedroom, they were both gloriously naked with erections pointing skyward.
“I guess I get two north poles for Christmas.” She told them and they both laughed out loud.
Nick approached her first and kissed her mouth deeply, pushing his tongue past her lips and swabbing her tonsils. She could hardly wait until that long delicious tongue of his was inside her ass again.