‘The Two Murderers!’ Thirty-five champagne flutes were raised aloft, and the casual conversation resumed, more excited than it had been before.
‘I notice we didn’t warrant a mention.’ Mona Williams sniffed. ‘My agent told me I’d be required for the second lead, not a character part. I shall have a word with Robert about that.’
‘Perhaps you should have a word with your agent,’ said Neil Crofting, turning aside to talk to a spectacularly endowed young lady who was shaking herself out of a wet jacket.
The thunder rumbled, and a sharp crack of lightning turned the room into a dazzling tableau. The wall puppets stared down at the crowd with shining dead eyes. The room unfroze and glanced uneasily toward the windows. Chatter faltered. The storm had moved directly overhead.
‘I haven’t seen you before.’ Crofting directed his attention to the attractive girl who had just arrived. ‘I take it you’re not part of our disreputable production.’
‘Not yet, no,’ replied the girl, smiling pleasantly. ‘Mr Kramer hired me to start Monday as the ASM.’
‘But we already have an assistant stage manager,’ said Crofting.
‘She’s leaving to have a baby?’ The girl looked at this pair of old actors as if she was their caregiver. Crofting noticed that she inflected her sentence upwards, as so many young people did these days. He vaguely recalled seeing an assistant stage manager hovering in the background, complaining about the players’ timekeeping habits, and struggled to conjure up a face. The stage manager, a hateful old haystack called Barnesly, gave the impression that he detested actors, and never socialised with them. ‘You know, I never even realised she was pregnant. She’s so thin. The director drives us all so hard that we hardly get time to eat. I’m Neil Crofting.’ He held out his hand and waited for a glimmer of recognition from the girl to show that she had seen him in the BBC’s recent Sherlock Holmes series, but none came. Admittedly, it had only been a small part.
‘Gail Strong.’ She shook his hand and peered over his shoulder, already anxious to move on.
‘Well, I daresay we’ll be seeing a lot of each other in the weeks ahead—welcome aboard.’ But Gail Strong had already slipped away.
‘She was in a rush,’ he complained to Mona. ‘The young always are, aren’t they?’
‘Only when you talk to them,’ said Mona, draining her red wine. ‘Don’t you think there’s an odd feeling in here tonight?’
‘What do you mean?’ Crofting was immune to sensitivities. In his experience, most actresses went mad after they hit fifty and started believing in all sorts of New Age rubbish.
Mona sniffed and studied the guests. ‘Is there any trouble among the cast that you’re aware of? Apart from the usual old bollocks, I mean.’
‘Not that I know of. Why?’
‘There’s a bad atmosphere in the room. A kind of tension. I don’t like it.’
‘Storms always put people on edge.’
‘Only if you’re doing Regent’s Park open-air theatre. No, this is something else. It’s hard to explain. You truly don’t feel it?’
‘No. Honestly, Mona, I don’t know why you can’t just relax and enjoy yourself like everyone else, instead of worrying about—atmospherics. Not everything has to be theatrical, you know. Shakespeare was wrong. All the world is not a stage, not really.’
As if to disprove him, an immense bellow of thunder sounded, like a tumble of boulders rolling across the roof. A woman shrieked and Mona started, but the shriek turned into a laugh.
‘You must learn to accept, Neil, that some people are more sensitive than others. We all feel things differently. The older we get, the thinner the wall between life and death becomes.’ Mona was suddenly serious. ‘I can sense when someone is about to die.’
‘And you can sense that now? You can feel death in the air tonight?’ Crofting looked around. ‘Who’s giving you this feeling? Where is it coming from?’
Mona glanced down at her shoes and shook her head. ‘I don’t know. Everyone’s being thoroughly ill-tempered; they’re just pretending things are fine. Robert’s over there saying hateful things about his first wife. Our writer is talking about moving to Australia where the money is apparently better. I overheard Russell complaining that he thought everyone’s performances were off this afternoon.’
‘Oh, he’s just the director. Everyone ignores him.’
‘I’m sorry—take no notice of me, darling. It’s been a long day. I didn’t think the matinee went especially well. Marcus was put out when that woman’s cell phone went off, did you notice? He lost a whole page in the fourth scene. He doesn’t seem to care that it throws the rest of us off.’