The Matchmaker's Playbook(32)
“Get off.” Blake tried to wiggle away. I locked my legs behind her.
“Oh, I’m sorry. That’s incorrect.” I tugged my ankles against her ass, forcing her against my chest. “Next question. If we’re this close, do you fight, or give in?”
She was strong. I’d give her that. Blake tried to buck away from me, her hands dangerously close to my face.#p#分页标题#e#
“Fight.” Her lips nearly brushed mine. It was painful when she didn’t break the rest of the distance. The lust I was feeling for her was so unnatural I didn’t know what to do with it, so I tucked it away.
“Wrong.” I grinned, flipping her onto her back and pinning her arms above her head. “Body language is everything. You don’t want to appear too pissed at me, but you don’t want to be meek either. Right now you’re doing a good job balancing both of them. If things start going south, I may need to kiss you, and I need to know that if I do you aren’t going to knee me in the balls or scratch my eyes out.”
“I may.” Her teeth clenched as her eyes lowered toward the goods. A smug smile crossed her features. “Guess you’ll have to find out.”
“Don’t play a player,” I instructed smugly. “It never works, sweet cheeks.”
“Why are you calling me ‘sweet cheeks’?”
I released her wrist and moved my hand down her side to her bare thigh, then very slowly inched my fingers around until I came into contact with one butt cheek. “Sweet cheeks.”
Rage crossed her features as she let out a little bellow and tried getting from underneath me.
“Lesson’s not over.” I pressed my body harder against hers. “If I kiss you, you don’t have to kiss me back, but don’t push me away. Just let it happen.”
“Why does it matter?”
“Because.” My position was starting to make my body ache in more ways than one. “If he sees us as too happy, he won’t think he has a chance. If we’re fighting, he’ll think you’re a bad lay, or worse yet, he’ll think you’re dramatic. We need the perfect medium. Just let it happen, and try not to lose your shit when you feel my tongue.”
“Is that necessary?” she asked, voice desperate.
“Not at all.” I grinned.
“I think lesson time’s over.” Blake glared.
“Great.” I jumped off of her and dusted my hands into the air. “I’ll pick you up at four thirty.”
“So early,” she grumbled. “This better work.”
“It’s never not worked.” I reached for the door. “Unless”—I turned to face her—“you’re having second thoughts?”
“No!” Blake stumbled toward me, getting her foot caught on the comforter.
I caught her before her face collided with the floor, but the impact of her body slammed me against the door.
Our mouths touched.
Accidently.
But in my current state, it was enough. Like lighting a fuse, pouring gasoline on top of a roaring fire.
I leaned in.
“You sick son of a bitch,” I heard Gabi yell. “Ian, get your ass down here now!”
“Aw, hell,” I grumbled as I released Blake, tore open the door, and ran down the stairs.
Gabi was currently beating her fists into Lex’s back as he carried her around the kitchen, his eyes frantic, like he was searching for a switch to swat her with.
“Everything okay down here?” I chuckled, folding my arms across my chest as I leaned against the doorframe.
“Oh, just great,” Gabi yelled, lifting her head briefly to make eye contact before slapping his ass again.
“A little to the left.” Lex bounced her up and down. “Or if you’re feeling really frisky, I can dig a squeeze.”
“I’m killing you in your sleep!” Gabi shouted.
“What happened?” I asked Lex while Gabi started cursing.#p#分页标题#e#
“That’s five bucks, slut,” Lex laughed. “We’re in the kitchen!” With his free hand, he scooted the jar to the end of the counter and then heaved Gabi toward it.
“You sick bastard!”
“I take it she found out about Serena?”
“Stop”—Gabi pounded his ass again—“sticking”—another smack—“your diseased”—two hits, and Lex burst out laughing—“dick”—I winced as Lex heaved her higher over his chest, and her face suddenly smacked his ass—“in my roommates!”
Lex smirked as he locked eyes on her. “It was an accident.”
“Accident.” Gabi’s eyes were wild as she moved her hand from his ass to his balls and squeezed.