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The Martians(142)

By:Kim Stanley Robinson


“The End”

It says what needs to be said; and it's twice as many words as his usual daily output. Time to party.

The printer prints out the typescript of the novel as he rides over and picks up Tim from day-care. Back at home he changes the boy's diaper. The boy's protests and the buzzing printer are counterpoint in the warm summer air. Davis warm summer air; 109 degrees, at least in the antiquated Fahrenheit scale used to accommodate twentieth-century American readers who cannot conceptualize Celsius, not to mention the eminently practical and extremely interesting Kelvin scale, which begins at absolute zero where really one ought to begin. At this moment it is over 300 Kelvin, unless he has miscalculated.

“Boy this is a stinky one.”

Which when one considers it is rather amazing: Diapers stink because of volatile gases released from poop, gases made of organic molecules that did not exist in the earlier ages of the cosmos, among the first generation of stars. Thus these smells are only possible after enough stars have exploded to saturate the galaxy with complex atoms; so every molecule of the scent is a sign of the immense age of the universe, and of life's likely omnipresence as a late emergent phenomenon, and taken as such a cosmological mystery, in that it indicates an increase of order in an entropic system, i.e., a miracle. Amazing!

The phone rings, carrying to him in electrons flying through complicated continuous pathways of metal the digitalized voice of his beloved, re-created in his ear by the vibration of small cones of reinforced cardboard.

“Oh hi babe.”

“Hi.” A quick exchange of information and endearments, ending with, “Remember to put the potatoes in the oven.”

“Oh okay. What temperature again?”

“About three-seventy-five.”

“That's Fahrenheit?”

“Yes.”

“Hey that reminds me, I had an epiphany when I was changing Tim's diaper!”

“Did you. What was it?”

“Um—uh-oh. I forget.”

“Good. But don't forget the potatoes.”

“I won't.”

“I love you.”

“And I love you.”

When the printer finishes the stack of paper is waist-high. “Three! Three! Three!” says Tim.

“Many threes,” he agrees, feeling some alarm at the length of the thing, as well as guilt for the trees chopped down to publish it; but doubt is the peripheral vision of courage's foresight. “A genuine bug crusher all right.”

Tim tries to help by pulling out pages and eating them.

“No, wait. Continuity is already abused enough in this, stop that.”

“No.”

He boxes the typescript in three boxes, fending off the ravenous child. “Here have a cookie.”

He gives Tim cookies while addressing and stamping the boxes, exhibiting that ambidextrous bilateral competence so characteristic of contemporary American parents—all boasting hypertrophic corpus callosums, no doubt, could one but see them. “All right, let's walk these down to the mailbox, if we hurry we'll get there before pickup time. I'll have to carry them so you get in the baby backpack, okay?”

“No.”

“In the big-boy backpack then. Yes.”

Ten minutes of ingenious wrestling gets Tim into the baby backpack and onto his back, a victory on points only as his lip is split and he is now vulnerable to ear boxing.

“Ow stop that.”

“No.”

Now a squat to pick up the three boxes, and his ears are grabbed rather than boxed as Tim tries to stay in the backpack. A mighty jerk and lift and he is standing, toddler counterbalancing the weight of the boxes cradled against his chest.

“Oof! This would be sixty-two percent easier on Mars! Here, let's see if we can walk. No problem. Oh the door isn't open. Hmm. Here, can you open it Tim? Just twist the knob? Please? Here I'll bend over just a bit more . . . oops. Never mind, I can do it now. Here, let me do it. Let me.”

“No.”

“Okay, we're up again. We're off. Oh—what about the potatoes in the oven! Will we remember that when we get back?”

“No.”

“Yes we will. Tell you what, I'll leave the door open and when we see it we'll say, 'Oh yeah, door open, put potatoes in oven.' Off we go.”

Into the street. Winding village lane, flanked by flowers and trees. Terraforming at its finest: flat desert valley, now blooming with plants from all over the planet. All overlooked in the long march to the postbox carrying forty kilos of paper and a writhing toddler.

“Ah. Oh. Ow.”

Sweating, trembling, he reaches the postbox and rests his load on top.

“We made it. We're here at last. Can you believe it?”

“No.”

The typescript boxes are almost too big to fit through the slot. Push them in. A nearby stick will serve well. Beat them through one by one.