The tractor-trailer on the left honked and Elroy glanced up for a second and saw two rough bearded guys looking down at him from the cab. He spread his legs a little wider and slowly ran his palm down his naked torso for them.
Kyle turned off the overhead light and said, "Pull over and put on your clothes. We could get arrested for this, or get killed. Those men are leering at you. They aren't paying attention to the road."
Both tractor-trailers honked this time, so Elroy switched the lights back on so the guys could see him.
"Calm down." Elroy said. "It's harmless. It's the safest kind of sex there is. I do it all the time when I'm driving alone. Guys in trucks are horny bastards. They love it. I hate to disappoint them." He'd never once done this where a trucker ignored him. In every single case, the moment her removed his clothes in the car, he had a trucker staring down at him, honking for more.
"Pull over and put your clothes on," Kyle said.
"Be good sport for once," Elroy said. "Take off your clothes and we'll give them a really good show."
"Are you serious?" Kyle said.
Elroy was still hard; he was so close to climax that if he moved to fast he would shoot a load. "Just jack me off for them. It'll only take a few strokes. I'm ready to come. If you hadn't screamed when you did I would have come and you never would have known I'd even done this."
Kyle sat back and folded his arms across his chest. He pursed his lips so tightly it looked painful.
The trucker on the left honked again and Elroy reached for his dick. He jacked a few times, released all the stress that had been building up inside his body since they'd left the guy in the business suit in the restroom, and came all over his chest.
When it was over, the truckers did what they always did. They honked a few times, gave Elroy two thumbs up, and sped on ahead of him as if nothing had ever happened.
Elroy switched off the overhead light and said, "Could you please hand me a Kleenex? I keep them in the glove box for occasions like this." The silence in the car made him smile. He knew it wouldn't last long.
Kyle opened the glove box and a pile of condoms fell onto the floor. He grabbed a few tissues and handed them to Elroy. "Sometimes I think you enjoy torturing me this way. It's like you can't wait to think of something more vulgar than the time before to shock me."
Elroy wiped the come off his chest and tossed the wadded tissue onto Kyle's lap on purpose. He smiled and said, "Sometimes I think you enjoy what I do more than you're willing to admit." Elroy noticed Kyle hadn't turned off the overhead light a second time. He could have done that. He could have insisted they pull over. But he didn't. "Sometimes I think you love what I do. And I have a feeling you're not the prig everyone else thinks you are."
Kyle reached for the wadded tissue on his lap and held it in his hand. He didn't seem to mind the fact that Elroy's come was all over it. The car had a bleached smell that reminded Elroy of a swimming pool. Kyle turned toward Elroy and said, "I'm curious about something. How would you like it if I did the same things you do?"
This question threw Elroy. "Huh?"
"How would you like it if I took off all my clothes and jacked off for truckers and strange men in restrooms? What would you think of me?"
Elroy had to think about this for a moment. "It's a moot point because you'd never do that." This seemed a safe way to answer. With Kyle he could never be certain.
Kyle reached for a bag at his feet where he'd been putting all the trash from the junk food he'd been eating. He put the tissue in the bag and said, "I'm not saying I would do it. I'm only curious about how you'd feel if I did do it. There's a difference."
Elroy took a deep breath. He knew he had to put his clothes back on but it felt so good to be naked in the car. It would have been nice if Kyle had reached over to massage his nuts, but he didn't dare him to do it. "I guess I'm not sure how I'd feel," he said. Why did he always have to talk about feelings?
"Think about it," Kyle said.
A minute later, Elroy said, "Okay, I guess I wouldn't like it if you did it. But only because it would be so out of character for you, not because I would be judging you."
"Exactly," Kyle said. "If I started taking off my clothes on a whim for truckers, or if I started having sex with strange men in restrooms, you'd be disgusted with me."
Elroy rubbed his jaw. "Well, I wouldn't say disgusted. Don't put words in my mouth. I would be more disappointed in you. I would think you'd been lying to me all along and pretending to be someone you aren't."
Kyle leaned over the console and kissed him on the cheek.