Michael grinned.
‘I’ll suggest it, sir.’
‘If you expect,’ said Soames, ‘that people – women or not – are going to put themselves out of the way for any scheme like this – this Foggartism of yours, you’ll be very much disappointed.’
‘So everybody tells me. It’s just because I don’t like cold water at home as well as abroad, that I’ve given up worrying Fleur.’
‘Well, if you take my advice, you’ll take up something practical – the state of the traffic, or penny postage. Drop pessimism; people who talk at large like that, never get trusted in this country. In any case you’ll have to say you knew about her visits to that young man.’
‘Certainly, sir, wife and husband are one. But you don’t really mean to let them make a circus of it in Court?’
Soames was silent. He did not mean them to; but what if they did?
‘I can’t tell,’ he said, at last. ‘The fellow’s a Scotchman. What did you go hitting him on the nose for?’
‘He gave me a thick ear first. I know it was an excellent opportunity for turning the other cheek, but I didn’t think of it in time.’
‘You must have called him something.’
‘Only a dirty dog. As you know, he suggested a low motive for my speech.’
Soames stared. In his opinion this young man was taking himself much too seriously.
‘Your speech! You’ve got to get it out of your mind,’ he said, ‘that anything you can say or do will make any difference.’
‘Then what’s the good of my being in Parliament?’
‘Well, you’re in the same boat with everybody else. The country’s like a tree; you can keep it in order, but you can’t go taking it up by the roots to look at them.’
Michael looked at him, impressed.
‘In public matters,’ said Soames, ‘the thing is to keep a level head, and do no more than you’re obliged.’
‘And what’s to govern one’s view of necessity?’
‘Common sense. One can’t have everything.’
And rising, he began scrutinizing the Goya.
‘Are you going to buy another Goya, sir?’
‘No; if I buy any more pictures, I shall go back to the English School.’
‘Patriotism?’
Soames gave him a sharp look.
‘There’s no patriotism,’ he said, ‘in fussing. And another thing you’ve got to remember is that foreigners like to hear that we’ve got troubles. It doesn’t do to discuss our affairs out loud.’
Michael took these sayings to bed with him. He remembered, when he came out of the war, thinking: ‘If there’s another war, nothing will induce me to go.’ But now, if one were to come, he knew he would be going again. So Old Forsyte thought he was just ‘fussing’! Was he? Was Foggartism a phlizz? Ought he to come to heel, and take up the state of the traffic? Was everything unreal? Surely not his love for Fleur? Anyway he felt hungry for her lying there. And Wilfrid back, too! To risk his happiness with her for the sake of – what? Punch had taken a snap at him this week, grinning and groping at a surrounding fog. Old England, like Old Forsyte, had no use for theories. Self-conscious national efforts were just pomposity. Pompous! He? The thought was terribly disturbing. He got out of bed and went to the window. Foggy! In fog all were shadows; and he the merest shadow of them all, an unpractical politician, taking things to heart! One! Two! Big Ben! How many hearts had he turned to water! How many dreams spoiled, with his measured resonance! Line up with the top-dressers, and leave the country to suck its silver spoon!
PART THREE
Chapter One
‘CIRCUSES’
IN his early boyhood Soames had been given to the circus. He had outgrown it; ‘Circuses’ were now to him little short of an abomination. Jubilees and Pageants, that recurrent decimal, the Lord Mayor’s Show, Earl’s Court, Olympia, Wembley – all he disliked. He could not stand a lot of people with their mouths open. Dressing up was to him a symptom of weak-mindedness, and the collective excitement of a crowd an extravagance that offended his reticent individualism. Though not deeply versed in history, he had an idea, too, that nations who went in for ‘circuses’ were decadent. Queen Victoria’s funeral, indeed, had impressed him – there had been a feeling in the air that day; but, ever since, things had gone from had to worse. They made everything into a ‘circus’ now! A man couldn’t commit a murder without the whole paper-reading population – himself included – looking over each other’s shoulders; and as to these football-matches, and rodeos – they interfered with the traffic and the normal course of conversation; people were so crazy about them!