The Forsyte Saga Volume 2(14)

They did not precisely shake hands; but Soames mentioned the weather. And almost at once they all four sought that Sunday food which by a sustained effort of will Fleur had at last deprived of reference to the British character. They partook, in fact, of lobster cocktails, and a mere risotto of chickens’ livers, an omelette au rhum, and dessert trying to look as Spanish as it could.

‘I’ve been in the Tate,’ Fleur said; ‘I do think it’s touching.’

‘Touching?’ queried Soames with a sniff.

‘Fleur means, sir, that to see so much old English art together is like looking at a baby show.’

‘I don’t follow,’ said Soames stiffly. ‘There’s some very good work there.’

‘But not grown-up, sir.’

‘Ah! You young people mistake all this crazy cleverness for maturity.’

‘That’s not what Michael means, Father. It’s quite true that English painting has no wisdom teeth. You can see the difference in a moment, between it and any Continental painting.’

‘And thank God for it!’ broke in Sir Lawrence. ‘The beauty of this country’s art is its innocence. We’re the oldest country in the world politically, and the youngest aesthetically. What do you say, Forsyte?’

‘Turner is old and wise enough for me,’ said Soames curtly. ‘Are you coming to the P.P.R.S. Board on Tuesday?’

‘Tuesday? We were going to shoot the spinneys, weren’t we, Michael?’

Soames grunted. ‘I should let them wait,’ he said. ‘We settle the report.’

It was through ‘Old Mont’s’ influence that he had received a seat on the Board of that flourishing concern, the Providential Premium Reassurance Society, and, truth to tell, he was not sitting very easily in it. Though the law of averages was, perhaps, the most reliable thing in the world, there were circumstances which had begun to cause him disquietude. He looked round his nose. Light weight, this narrow-headed, twisting-eyebrowed baronet of a chap – like his son before him! And he added suddenly: ‘I’m not easy. If I’d realized how that chap Elderson ruled the roost, I doubt if I should have come on to that Board.’

One side of ‘Old Mont’s’ face seemed to try to leave the other.

‘Elderson!’ he said. ‘His grandfather was my grandfather’s parliamentary agent at the time of the Reform Bill; he put him through the most corrupt election ever fought – bought every vote – used to kiss all the farmer’s wives. Great days, Forsyte, great days!’

‘And over,’ said Soames. ‘I don’t believe in trusting a man’s judgement as far as we trust Elderson’s; I don’t like this foreign insurance.’

‘My dear Forsyte – first-rate head, Elderson; I’ve known him all my life, we were at Winchester together.’

Soames uttered a deep sound. In that answer of ‘Old Mont’s’ lay much of the reason for his disquietude. On the Board they had all, as it were, been at Winchester together! It was the very deuce! They were all so honourable that they dared not scrutinize each other, or even their own collective policy. Worse than their dread of mistake or fraud was their dread of seeming to distrust each other. And this was natural, for to distrust each other was an immediate evil. And, as Soames knew, immediate evils are those which one avoids. Indeed, only that tendency, inherited from his father, James, to lie awake between the hours of two and four, when the chrysalis of faint misgiving becomes so readily the butterfly of panic, had developed his uneasiness. The P.P.R.S. was so imposing a concern, and he had been connected with it so short a time, that it seemed presumptuous to smell a rat; especially as he would have to leave the Board and the thousand a year he earned on it if he raised smell of rat without rat or reason. But what if there were a rat? That was the trouble! And here sat ‘Old Mont’ talking of his spinneys and his grandfather. The fellow’s head was too small! And visited by the cheerless thought: ‘There’s nobody here, not even my own daughter, capable of taking a thing seriously,’ he kept silence. A sound at his elbow roused him. That marmoset of a dog, on a chair between him and his daughter, was sitting up! Did it expect him to give it something? Its eyes would drop out one of these days. And he said: ‘Well, what do you want?’ The way the little beast stared with those boot-buttons! ‘Here,’ he said, offering it a salted almond. ‘You don’t eat these.’

Ting-a-ling did.

‘He has a passion for them, Dad. Haven’t you, darling?’

Ting-a-ling turned his eyes up at Soames, through whom a queer sensation passed. ‘Believe the little brute likes me,’ he thought, ‘he’s always looking at me.’ He touched the dog’s nose with the tip of his finger. Ting-a-ling gave it a slight lick with his curly blackish tongue.