The Dreeson Incident(191)

Uncle Wes was still kissing Clara like that. Right in the middle of their having a baby, so to speak. Well, of course, kissing each other like that was probably what had led up to the baby. Which was probably why the guys downtown had been running Uncle Wes through such a gauntlet.



Which meant that a person didn't get rid of feeling the confusing stuff she felt about Ron. There wasn't a day when you suddenly woke up and were a grownup and all that was behind you. Which, at some level, she had been hoping that there was.



Mom must have done it with Anne's father when she was, uh, way younger than Missy was now. Mom? Irrationally, absurdly, the old TV commercial ran through her head. Mom, what on earth were you thinking?



She grabbed onto Ron's arm rather hard.





Clara came back to full consciousness, ascertained that Wesley really was there rather than a dream, closed her eyes again, and went to sleep.





Through the fog of her thoughts, Missy heard Mrs. Wiley saying something to Kortney.



"In a way, hospital deliveries take place in a sort of artificial setting. They limit the ways that people behave.



"Since most of the immigrant women won't go near the hospital to have their babies, it really couldn't hurt for you to suggest to Beulah and Garnet that they might bring some of the older midwives, Germans and Grantvillers both, into the curriculum. To talk to the new nurse-midwives like you whom they are training."



Missy glanced up. Mrs. Wiley was looking at Uncle Wes and Clara.



"Sometimes, when you're doing a home delivery, there's really no way to predict exactly what you'll run into."



For a minute, Missy suspected that Mrs. Wiley was teasing Kortney. But her face was as placid as her voice.





Wes looked around. Where was the baby? Ron Stone was looking back at him, trying to shrug his shoulders without disturbing the little bundle of blankets.



"Want it?" Ron asked.



"Not yet, I think."



"Uh. Then, if you have a minute, Mr. Jenkins?"



Wes looked at the boy. He might as well. He really didn't want to look at what Kortney and Inez were doing to Clara right now.



"Ah, we got the stuff. You know. What we went to Frankfurt for. It's downstairs, I guess, wherever Denise or Minnie put it when they went to get you and Mrs. Pence. And, I expect, someone ought to do something about it as soon as possible."



"Are the phones still down?"



"As far as I know, yeah."



Wes glanced around the room. "Veronica?"



"Ja."



"Is Minnie still here?"



"Ja."



"Send her down to the legislative chambers again, will you? To bring Francisco Nasi back here. She'll find him in the same room where she found me. I've never seen that young man flustered." He paused. "I think he deserves to spend some time in the sidecar of a motorcycle that has Minnie Hugelmair at the helm."





Don Francisco came and went, taking the materials that would go down in the history books as the "Playpen Papers."



Veronica Dreeson took Denise and Minnie away with her.



Weshelle finally went to sleep, so Lenore went to bed too.



Chandra stayed downstairs watching Kortney's baby. She hadn't seen her own kids yet since they got back from Frankfurt. They were safe at Aunt Debbie's and could wait until morning.



"We're done," Kortney said. "I'm going to nurse my own little lady and then go lie down. The motto of the midwife. 'Never miss a chance to take a nap.' "



Clara moved restlessly, half asleep, trying to turn over toward Wes.



"What?" Kortney asked sharply.



Wes put his other arm over the top of his wife. He looked at Kortney a little apologetically. "She wants my leg over hers, too."



"Well, keep the weight on her ankles. Below the knees, at all costs."



Wes leaned over and kissed Clara again. She settled down.





Kortney glared at them briefly. She then disappeared down the hall, thinking to herself that those two were at least indirectly responsible for the "little lady" she was about to nurse. After they had spent the Christmas party in Fulda last year dripping their uncontrolled sex hormones all over everyone else, blast them, she and Fred had duly escorted her mom and Clara to the upstairs apartment in the house Fred rented, gone down to Fred's rooms, and proceeded to forget about proper operating procedures for the remainder of the night.



Talk about an embarrassing outcome for one of Grantville's prime banner carriers for birth control. Jared was eight and she and Fred had only ever wanted one child. But he had already been in Fulda when Susannah Shipley really got the "Snipley" campaign going. Once he got back home, that was damn well going to be his first port of call.