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The Birds and the Bees(3)

By:Milly Johnson


‘What if it's true? What do I do?' said Stevie, trying to keep the panic  out of her voice. She'd panicked last time and it had made her lose her  grip, sent her into such a downward spiral of emotional quicksand that  she thought she was destined to drown in it. Until Matthew held out his  hand and offered her the lifeline of his love.

And what about Danny? This was the only dad he'd ever known. He would  lose two men in his life who had gone for the title and then bogged off  before the crown was on their heads. What sort of damage would that do  to his little heart? She was going through partners faster than Henry  VIII, and look how his kids turned out. At that thought, Stevie caved  into the huge pressure of tears and Catherine, her future chief  bridesmaid, came over to give her a big hug, because that was easier  than trying to work out what the hell to say to give any comfort.

‘I don't know what you'll do, love. Let's cross that bridge when we come  to it, eh? Look, pass me the phone. I'll ring Eddie and tell him I'm  staying with you tonight.'                       
       
           



       

‘No, I'm okay,' said Stevie, pulling away and wiping madly at her eyes.  ‘I need to think straight, and I can do that better on my own. I'll just  cry if you're here and I really don't want to do that. I'll be fine.  You go – you've got three hundred kids and a zoo to sort out.'

‘Cheeky!' said Catherine, smiling softly.

‘Lucky you, though,' said Stevie.

‘I can't leave you,' said Catherine. ‘Come home with me. You and Danny.'

‘Honestly, I'd rather be alone.'

‘Well, look,' said Catherine, when she was fully convinced that Stevie  really did want that and wasn't being her usual overly independent self,  ‘I'll go and sort out this cake for Danny and I'll be round first thing  in the morning.' She pre-empted the little protest that she saw coming,  ‘And no, it isn't a problem, before you start. My daughter owes me big  time.'

After extracting another fifty affirmations that Stevie would ring her  immediately if she felt out of her depth and wanted to change her mind  about coming over, Catherine went on her way back to her huge brood to  tackle an urgent hair repair and an emergency baking project. Making a  cake for her godson was the least she could do after breaking the vow  she had made to herself: never to let another dickhead break his  mother's heart.



The phone rang about ten minutes after Catherine had gone; it showed  ‘number withheld' on the caller display unit. Knowing instinctively who  it would be, Stevie's hand came out to pick it up. Then, realizing she  couldn't trust herself to act ‘normal', she overrode the compulsion to  speak to him, collapse into uncontrolled tears and beg him to come home.  Instead, she let the answerphone handle it. It was, as she knew it  would be, Matthew, her gorgeous tall fiancé with the dark brown hair and  the dark brown eyes and the smile that made her heart melt like ice  cream on a hotplate.

‘Hi, Stevie, it's Matthew. You … er … must be in bed. Anyway, just a quick  call to let you know that I've arrived safely – motorway's a nightmare!  Looks very busy, lots of people. All set for a good hard week so I don't  know when I'll have the chance to speak to you again. Forgot my mobile  didn't I, ha ha! Anyway, take care and hope everything's okay. Er … bye  then.'

No I love you, no Hope Danny's okay, no Miss you. His voice sounded a  lot further away than Aberdeen. And she was probably imagining it, but  every one of the three million times she played that message back, she  was sure she could hear the strains of ‘Guantanamera' in the background.





Chapter 2




In Catherine's big homely Waltonesque-style kitchen in the neighbouring  village of Hoodley, black-haired, black-gowned, scarlet-lipped Kate  Flanagan was expertly baking a cake. In her mother's frilly apron, she  looked rather like a beautiful domestic vampire.

Her father gave her a big squashy squeeze as he passed her on his way to  the teapot and said, ‘Eeh, you'll make someone a lovely little  housewife one day!' knowing that it would greatly offend her feminist  principles, and though Kate shoved him away, she was laughing a little  too.

Catherine, towelled up and sitting in the front room, waiting for the  auburn dye to restore her locks to their former fake glory, watched the  interchange and it brought an unexpected flurry of tears to her eyes; a  curious mix of happy ones that she had such a loving family and sad ones  because life seemed determined always to short-change her dear friend  on that score. What was it about Stevie that attracted plonkers? Stevie  who was sweet and selfless and deserved so much better than the Micks  and Matthews of this world, whereas she – Catherine Flanagan, outspoken,  brash and loud – had been blessed with a wonderful husband, six gorgeous  (when they weren't fighting) kids and a big chaotic house full of love,  laughter and daft pets. How would she feel if a Jo MacLean took all this  away from her?

‘Here you are, love,' Eddie said, handing his wife a cup of tea. He  looked at her worried face and knew instantly what she was thinking.  ‘You should have brought her and the little one back with you.'

‘She wouldn't come,' said Catherine. ‘I was all for frog-marching them over, but she really did want to be alone.'

‘Can't believe it,' said Eddie, shaking his head. ‘Matthew Finch! I'd have put my all on him not doing that to Stevie.'

‘Tell me about it,' said Catherine, a quarter angry but threequarters  sad and disappointed. She had grown very fond of Matthew. She had never  liked Mick and been proved right on that one, but Matthew was a good  bloke – decent, caring, considerate. Catherine had been instrumental in  pushing Stevie and Matt together, following their initial meeting at a  mutual friend's engagement party, because she knew they would be  well-matched. He was handsome, kind, big-hearted, and willing to take on  a little boy who wasn't his, which spoke bucketloads. Stevie would  never have settled for anyone who didn't treat Danny well. She knew what  a minefield the whole step-parent thing could be.                       
       
           



       

After Mick had broken her best friend's heart, five years earlier,  Catherine had screened every male who came within fifty miles of her.  Matthew had put a big fat tick in every box on her score-sheet of  essentials.

‘I'd be lying if I said a warning hadn't flagged up in my head when  Stevie told me about this Jo woman he'd got friendly with at work,' said  Catherine. ‘Vulnerable women are never fully aware of the power they  have to make a bloke feel like a hero, but admittedly it wasn't much of a  warning. After all, this was Matthew we were talking about. Reliable,  faithful old Matthew!' Catherine laughed hard.

‘You ever seen her, that Jo?' asked Eddie.

‘Just the once,' said Catherine. ‘I must admit I'd been curious when  Stevie started talking about her and I was dying to see her and check  her out. Then we bumped into her in town one day.'

‘And?'

‘She seemed nice and friendly enough. A little too nice, if you know what I mean.'

‘How "too nice"?' asked Eddie, offering her a bite of his Jaffa Cake.

‘Well, when she spotted Stevie she came rushing over as if she'd been a  long-lost relative she hadn't seen for twenty years. It crossed my mind  that it was a bit over the top, but then, given all that she had been  going through and how kind Matthew and Stevie had been to her, maybe she  really was that pleased to see her. That's what I thought at the time,  anyway.'

‘What's she look like?'

‘Tall, slim, long dark hair, big brown eyes. Very, very pretty.'  Catherine suddenly realized that she wouldn't have liked a vulnerable Jo  MacLean anywhere near Eddie, had the roles been reversed. What's more,  for all the gushing she had done over Stevie, Catherine hadn't noticed a  lot of warmth in Jo MacLean's eyes.

‘It's a flaming weird business,' said Eddie, having a long gulp of tea.  ‘I reckon he's having a mid-life crisis and he'll be back.'

Catherine looked over at him and smiled. Brad Pitt he wasn't, but she  loved the bones of her big, eighteen-stone husband with the Worzel  Gummidge hairdo. Never once had she thought he would be unfaithful to  her, but after the shocker of today, she wondered if anyone really knew  their partners as well as they thought they did. Her own nice cosy world  felt a little rocked too.

Eddie saw that look in her eye and laughed. ‘Oy, you! Don't be tarring  us all with the same brush,' he warned with a twinkle in his soft, hazel  eyes.