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The Accidental Vampire(30)

By:Lynsay Sands


join them.

Elvi blinked, but noticed that DJ also appeared surprised by the request as he glanced

at his friend.

Victor shrugged at his amazement. "It smells good."

Elvi wasn't surprised he could smell it from across the room. Her own senses had

become extremely strong after the turn. She was confused, however, by the request.

"Elvi?" Mabel opened the screen door. Her gaze slid suspiciously from DJ to Victor as

she stepped inside, and she said, "You were taking so long I started to worry."

"I'm fine," Elvi assured her, then turned to glance from one man to the other and





repeated carefully, "You want wine?"

When both men nodded, she exchanged a glance with Mabel. The other woman

moved closer to her side and both of them crossed their arms over their chests as they

eyed the pair.

"So, what's the joke?" Mabel asked grimly.

When the men raised their eyebrows in question, Elvi shifted impatiently and said,

"Vampires don't consume anything but blood. You aren't real vampires. So what's this

about? You thought it would be fun to—"

Her words died abruptly when DJ suddenly opened his mouth. His teeth looked

perfectly normal… until his canines slid out and down, becoming long, pointy fangs.

"Oh," she breathed.

"We prefer the term immortals to vampires," Victor announced as DJ retracted his

teeth. "And we can eat and drink things other than blood, though many of us stop out

of boredom after several hundred years."

"We can eat?" Elvi echoed faintly. It was really the only thing he'd said that stuck in her

head. "I can eat?"

"You didn't know?" DJ asked, his teeth now back in place.

"Dracula never ate," Mabel pointed out, confusion and concern on her face as she

peered at Elvi.

"Dracula is a fictional character," Victor said dryly.

"Elvi, are you all right?" Mabel asked worriedly, touching her arm.

Elvi was silent, her head bowed. When she lifted it, she had to blink to see through the

tears blurring her eyes. "I can eat."

"Yes, honey, it would seem so." Mabel patted her shoulder.

Elvi closed her eyes, her head spinning. She hadn't eaten a thing in five years and that

more than anything else had set her apart from others. It was only after her turning

that she'd realized how much people relied on food for social occasions. Birthdays,

weddings, showers… they were celebrated with feasts, or cakes, or some form of food.

Friends even met over coffee or drinks. Every meeting between people somehow

revolved around food or drink and that had left her always on the outside. Unable to

do either, or so she'd thought, her presence at such functions had often left the others

feeling uncomfortable and guilty as they ate or drank in front of her.

That was the emotional side of it. The other side was that Elvi loved food. She always

had. She loved the smell, the look, the texture, the taste. She loved to cook and she

loved to eat. Going without the last five years had been like some sort of torture.

Needless torture if what these two men said was true. She could eat.

That thought screamed through her head like a banshee, drowning out every other

thought in her head with its howling. Elvi suddenly turned to the refrigerator and

dragged the door open, only to stare at the contents with dismay.

"Oh, Mabel," she moaned unhappily.

"What?" the woman moved to her side, but seemed to understand the moment her

eyes moved over the refrigerator contents. Voice apologetic, she said, "I'm on that diet

Dr. Wilburs put me on."

Elvi just stood shaking her head mournfully. Her mind was shrieking cheesecake and

the refrigerator held nothing but green things; lettuce, celery, spinach, broccoli. She so

wasn't having something green and healthy as her first food in five years.

"I need to go to the grocery store," she decided, slamming the fridge door closed.

"What?" Mabel asked with surprise. "The grocery store is closed at this hour."

"Not A&P," she said, pushing through the trio to hurry around the counter. "It's open

twenty‐four hours." Stopping at the door to the garage, she whirled around and asked,

"Where are the car keys?"

"Just a minute, I'll go with you," Mabel said abruptly. "I just have to find my shoes and

purse and—"

"What about the fire?" Elvi asked. She really didn't want to have to wait while Mabel

got ready. The woman would insist on changing, and freshening her lipstick, then she

wouldn't remember where she'd left her purse and so on, and by the time she was

ready to go, Elvi could have been and returned and eaten half a cheesecake.