“Ahh…” She moaned into my mouth as one of my hands cupped her breast and her ass, thankful she had worn a skirt that day.
We weren’t ending…we had only just gotten started.
Epilogue
From: Guinevere Poe <
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Subject: I Have A Question For You…
Date: September 8 at 2:18 AM
To: Eli Davenport <
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Dear Dr. Asshole,
Have you ever been sneezed on by an elephant? Well I have…twice…by the same elephant. His name is Anugtaha, which I have been told means one who has grace, and the keeper here joked he may be allergic to me. I have a feeling you are smiling at the irony in that. But do not be alarmed, Anugtaha and I will be the best of friends before I leave here, as you know I become more loveable the more time you spend with me. :)
I hope you’re doing okay. I called, but the time difference and everything is still throwing me off. I won’t lie, I’m still nervous about being so far away from you. I’m not sure if I’m running or following my dreams. Yes, I’m having a good time, but all day as I was traveling around I would see things or want to go places and the very first person that came to mind was you. It’s so strange to me how just a few months ago I didn’t even know you existed and now I can’t function the same without seeing you.
I’m going to stop before I get too sappy.
Keep being kinda cool,
The Con Artist
P.S. I love you…
From: Eli Davenport <
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Subject: I Have An Answer For You…
Date: September 9 at 3:48 PM
To: Guinevere Poe <
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Dear Con Artist,
No, I have never been sneezed on by an elephant, but please relay this message to Anugtaha for me: don’t look into her eyes my friend, it’s how she gets you. One moment she’s a normal annoying human being, and the next you can’t think of anyone more beautiful. If she stares at you and smiles, well then you’re a goner and there is no hope, just accept it.
As for you Guinevere, I don’t care what the time difference is, the only reason why I would miss your call is because of work. The rest of the time I’m waiting to hear from you anyway. You are running, but that doesn’t matter because I’m standing at the end of the road waiting. Just enjoy everything in front of you right now. You may only get to see those things once. Yes, I miss you and yes if I could pick between you being there and you lying next to me, of course I’d pick next to me. I’m almost as jumpy as Taigi; every time the door opens our heads shoot up like we expect you to walk through the door.
I also won’t get too sappy.
Stay healthy, smile a lot, be safe,
Your boyfriend
P.S. No way I’m calling myself Dr. Asshole. :p
P.P.S. I love you more than the sun loves the sky.
From: Guinevere Poe <
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Subject: I’m Not Sure If You Are A Devil Or A Saint
Date: October 12th at 3:00 AM
To: Eli Davenport <
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Dear Boyfriend,
Calling your girlfriend at midnight to have phone sex was….is…urgh! I don’t know whether to yell at you for making me miss you more, for making me want to kiss you and make love to you and fuck you, or thank you for saying everything you said. See, it’s morning here and my mind is still reeling.
I don’t know what to type. My mind is blank. When I can think of words again I’ll call,
Your very frustrated girlfriend
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but your phone voice is sinful.
P.P.S. I love you more than the British love their tea.
From: Eli Davenport <
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Subject: I’m Whatever You Want Me To Be
Date: October 12th at 1:00 PM
To: Guinevere Poe <
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Dear Girlfriend,
I’m glad it was as good for you as it was for me. Yes, there will be Facetime, I need to see your face as you get off on my voice. And don’t lie, your mind isn’t blank, it’s just filled with all the things you want me to do to you. After all, what did you call me last night between moans?
If you only knew how hard I was for you,
Your Sexy Pussy Fucker
P.S. I’m forever going to use that name against you.
P.P.S. You’ve told me nothing about Seoul or South Korea, our night together really has you dazed. Don’t forget you have a job you need to finish so you can do more than just Facetime.
P.P.P.S. I love you more than Peter Pan loves Neverland.
From: Guinevere Poe <
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Subject: Please note…
Date: October 12th at 3:17 AM (
To: Eli Davenport <
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Dear Sexy Pussy Fucker,
Please note that I was not in the correct frame of mind and should not be held accountable for anything I said, especially when you’re talking about tying me to a bedpost and…