Jones was tempted to flip him off and say, Yeah, let’s start with the middle finger.
But Payne didn’t give him a chance. “So, Colonel, what can we help you with?”
“Who said anything about helping me? Do I look like I need your help?”
Payne and Jones exchanged glances. They were confused by Harrington’s tone.
“Correct me if I’m wrong,” Payne said, “but you just buzzed my building with your chopper and demanded to speak with me ASAP. My guess is you’re either here for help or you’re out delivering Christmas cookies. And if that’s the case, you’re three days late.”
Jones stared at Harrington. “You have cookies? Do you have any with green sprinkles?”
The colonel ignored their banter—he had been warned about Payne and Jones’s antics—and flipped through his folder instead. It was filled with maps, photographs, and reports. All of them stamped CLASSIFIED in red letters. “Gentlemen, let me be blunt. I don’t want to be here, talking to non-army personnel. I think it’s a total waste of time, both mine and yours. However, the Pentagon felt you might offer something to my investigation, although I can’t figure out what.” With a disapproving eye, he glanced around the room. “It’s obvious you’ve gone soft.”
“Soft?” Payne echoed.
“Yes, soft. You and your fancy-ass leather chairs and your Radio Shack surveillance equipment. How long have you been out of the service? Four years? The entire infrastructure of the military has changed in that time. How in the hell can you possibly help me?”
Somehow Payne managed to keep a straight face. He pondered things for a moment, trying to read between the lines of the colonel’s rant. No one in his right mind would show up with this much attitude unless he was trying to pick a fight. And the only purpose that would serve is if Harrington wanted to end this conversation before it got started. And that didn’t make sense. If Harrington wanted to have a fifteen-second chat, he could’ve done that by phone. The fact that he flew here from Washington meant something else was going on. Something less obvious.
Suddenly Payne figured it out. At least he hoped he had.
“Colonel, I have to admit I was this close to throwing you out of my fancy-ass chair. Then it dawned on me, there’s no way the Pentagon would’ve sent a total prick like you without giving me some kind of warning. Therefore, I’m going to assume that you’re acting like an ass in order to test us, maybe trying to see if we’ve lost any discipline during the past few years. If that’s the case, I gotta commend you. Because you’ve got that asshole thing down pat.”
Payne hoped he had guessed right, but if not, so what? He was retired and had enough money to live for the rest of his life. What did it matter if he told off some jackass from D.C.?
Still, the room grew uncomfortable while Payne waited for a reaction.
Finally, he got the one he was hoping for: Colonel Harrington broke into a smile.
“Forgive my rudeness,” Harrington explained, “but I had to know what I was dealing with. There’s no way I was going to entrust you with this information if I didn’t think you could handle some heat. Because, trust me, there’s going to be some major heat on this one.”
“What kind?” Jones asked.
“International, domestic, political. We’ve got the potential for a world-class shitstorm, and right now we’re missing our weatherman.”
Payne deciphered the statement. “Does this weatherman have a name?”
“One you’re familiar with: Captain Trevor Schmidt. I believe you trained him with the MANIACs.”
Payne and Jones both nodded. They had run the unit for several years, and Schmidt was one of their favorites. A black-haired kid from Columbus, Ohio, who had a passion for war and a taste for revenge. Then again, that could have described anyone in the MANIACs. They were a special group with a unique assignment: Do anything necessary, but don’t get caught.
“When was Schmidt last seen?” Jones asked.
“We aren’t really sure.”
“How about where?”
“We don’t know that, either.”
“Okay, Colonel, let’s approach this from a different angle. What do you know?”
Harrington shrugged. “We know that he’s missing. Him and his entire squad. Gone, like fucking ghosts.”
Payne grimaced. “I don’t believe in ghosts.”
“Neither did I. At least not until recently. Now I’m not so sure.”
Somehow the Department of Defense had managed to lose an entire squad, which was pretty tough to do with modern Combat Survivor/Evader Locator (CSEL) radios, technology that provided precise geoposition and navigation data to rescue parties. That meant Schmidt was running a classified black op, a covert operation that the Pentagon didn’t want anyone-—not even Combat Search and Rescue (CSAR)—to know about.